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Author Topic: Necrothreat II - A Fort Cursed by the Gods!  (Read 471346 times)

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« Reply #540 on: September 07, 2013, 05:10:32 am »

Highmax28, the zombified stalker of Necrothreat II! He looks the part. Drooling as he looks through the bars at the hospital of sleeping forumites....
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« Reply #541 on: September 07, 2013, 10:05:39 am »

9th of Slate
Blessed be Armok! Fodder for the trolls! Er… migrants! 
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22 of them. If anyone wants redorfing now is the time. This amount of content forumites is not gonna happen again!
Anyway, back to business.
With the arrival of the new forumites we have now bolstered our numbers to 53. Herding the new arrivals inside I call down into the halls below. “Close the bridge” With that, the newly made bridge rose into the air and sealed us off from outside. We need time to lick our many wounds. I only hope that fate will be kind and that the wounds can be healed at all.
As the bridge sealed us in but hopefully didn’t seal our fate, the vampire which had been demanding silk decided to just toss in the towel and go bonkers instead. Great. But in the end he went down laughing.

24th of Slate
I have just been informed that the sources I had been looking at to verify the death of the vampire were slightly wrong. He did not in fact go down laughing. In fact, by all accounts he was pretty unhappy, cursing his killers. My mistake was where I read that he was struck down with lulz. On closer inspection…
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He was butchered by the butcher. Fitting.

The men complain of hearing an oozing sound within the deeps. I disregard these reports as all know well that there is nothing in the deeps that could be heard through the solid rock. I’ve gotta reduce their ale rations…I have included an example of one such report. They even made up fake names for it!
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Ha! Fanciful tales. Anyway. As I was supervising the drafting of some more farmers to tend the fields I noticed an absurd amount of bodies in the refuse stockpile. Wrinkling my nose, I ordered an extension to the graveyard and more coffins built. I have also ordered memorials for those fallen whose bodies still rot outside.

25th Felsite
Today the horrible screams of trolls were again heard within the halls. A siege engineer, forgotten in the stampede to get through the soon-to-close gate and left outside, stumbled upon them whilst drinking from the river.
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His sacrifice for warning us will be remembered: mugs of ale were raised in his honour that night.
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The mood is upon me...running to a desk I call out for PEN! INK! PAPER! Armok has sent down his divine ruling...must...write...


The Sealing of Necrothreat

In Necrothreat beneath the moon
The Trolls do roar and zombies rule.
But Forumites will pour forth soon
From their mountains so deep and cool

The river twists and turns in blood
And trees struggle to beat the rot
Which chokes the fair forested wood
Where small animals curse their lot.

A grave wound can heal with some time,
A crop will grow when winter ends;
But can the Necrothreaders’ crime
Be fixed before our land it rends.

In Necrothreat beneath the moon
The Trolls do roar and zombies rule.
But Forumites will pour forth soon
From their mountains so deep and cool

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I won't pretend that the poem is any good, but when I was sealing in Necrothreat I had an idea and went with it.

For those wanting redorfing the only named dorfs left are:
me
NAV, who recovered from his wounds and is now brewing again
Maximus !FUN!
Timeless Bob
« Last Edit: September 07, 2013, 10:12:23 am by Th4DwArfY1 »
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« Reply #542 on: September 07, 2013, 02:58:55 pm »

Good update! I liked the poem. It was good. Ah tales shall be sung later on. Keep it up!

It is time for Apiks V4 to rise! Reforumite me as Apiks V4. A military dwarf if you could. Let's just say that I'm the twin brother/sister of Apiks V3 and I've come in search of him, only to find him dead and swear revenge (yet again) on the necrothreaders and continue his ambition to save Necrothreat II.
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« Reply #543 on: September 07, 2013, 08:09:46 pm »

Until my corpse dies, I wont need redorfing
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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« Reply #544 on: September 08, 2013, 03:43:57 pm »

So is Jenny dead or horribly disfigured?
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« Reply #545 on: September 08, 2013, 03:59:49 pm »

"Lay Jenny, dead" This sort of explains that question :D

Also, Apiks I have every military dwarf as a woman for some reason, bar one. I couldn't find a male one for myself even. Also, incidentally, the only male one is my "husband". So, do you mind being a girl?
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« Reply #546 on: September 08, 2013, 06:34:53 pm »

This fort is now only inhabited by wemen and one man!
I almost wish I was him, maybe if the fortress wasn't a hollowed hill of death a zombaids I would want to be him, but Im too busy doing medical !!SCIENCE!! at the mountain homes to be bothered to visit Necrothreat... YET!
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« Reply #547 on: September 08, 2013, 09:17:50 pm »

"Lay Jenny, dead" This sort of explains that question :D

Also, Apiks I have every military dwarf as a woman for some reason, bar one. I couldn't find a male one for myself even. Also, incidentally, the only male one is my "husband". So, do you mind being a girl?
Apiks has been a woman in almost every sense of foumiting, I doubt its an issue. Btw, when my corpse finally dies, refoumite me please as the best swordsman, I want to cut up moar thread zombies with my sword-chucks! Wait, wrong bullshit :-[
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Jee wilikers, I think Highmax is near invulnerable, must have been dunked in the river styx like achilles was.
Just make sure he wears a boot.

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« Reply #548 on: September 09, 2013, 01:13:20 am »

Heh. True, that. In atleast 2 incarnations I've been a woman. What's stopping me from being a woman again? I don't mind. You have to protect your husband with your life! If he dies, then pretty much most of Necrothreat II might as well go in the long run. We're not dwarfaznoanians! We need mining-hardened men!
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« Reply #549 on: September 09, 2013, 10:15:58 am »

I have a detailed request if you have female 2 dwarfs with ambush skill.
- Equip with spears
- Name the squad Maidens
- Name the dwarfs Bain and Chiad

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« Reply #550 on: September 09, 2013, 10:38:15 am »

YES. Absolutely do that. Absolutely do it. You have my full endorsement on that squad! Go for it.

I'm also impatient to see more updates rolling, DwArf1!
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« Reply #551 on: September 09, 2013, 01:06:28 pm »

Wait, what about poor Gaul???? I know, he can be the one man!
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« Reply #552 on: September 09, 2013, 01:31:46 pm »

Wait, what about poor Gaul???? I know, he can be the one man!

But would that work? The sole living man in Necrothreat II already has a wife. Unless you make her you know who, I don't think it'll work unless we roleplay it. If you do make him, don't forget to enlist him in the military and make him a "Stone Dog" as profession.
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« Reply #553 on: September 09, 2013, 01:37:47 pm »

6th Hematite
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The Forumites’ local Armourer has been struck with an idea! I watch with interest as he rushes to the nearest metal smiths forge…
And he made *Drum Roll*
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A single gauntlet! *Drum beat stops suddenly and I frown down at the paper I’m holding*
Wait, only one? DAMN IT!
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23rd Hematite
The trolls…They are still there… WHY WON’T THEY LEAVE?!?!?!?! They taunt us, loitering in front of our fort…but we will beat them!! Yes, they will see…Time to build up the military might of Necrothreat again! We will finally sweep from these halls in a vengeful, noble charge…yes…But first, the military must be built up…yes….
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NO…They..Can’t have them….I don’t care if the other forumites are looking  at me strangely…THEY WON’T GET THE NEW MIGRANTS! We…need them for the m…m..milita..ry!
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MIGRANTS! ATTACK T..THE T..T..T.T..TROLLS! OPEN THE GATES! FORUMITES, ATTACK.
Froth dripped from my mouth, but I did not care. My thoughts did not penetrate far through the mad red haze which had dropped in front of my eyes. KILL. TROLLS. NOW. The scourge of Necrothreat will now know why to fear our blades! Yelling, I ran into their 6 strong ranks, surrounded by my faithful companio…..Wait, WHERE IS THE MILITARY!
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Blackness…blackness all around me. From the depths of this inky sea rises a face wreathed in flame. I know it, for it is engraved in the minds of all young Forumites. Armok. I try to kneel in awe, and find I have no body, no flesh with which to prostrate myself.
“Go forth” Roared the voice softly, quiet and loud at the same time. “I will give you a new body, one you will control. You will protect Necrothreat, shield it. Go forth.” A burning hand reached for me, enfolded me, seared me. Screaming silently, I was borne away on a wave of fire.
Pain…I feel pain. But…I DO feel. Light pierces my eyes, and I open them. Indistinct shapes swarm around me. I blink, and they coalesce into people looking down at me with concern on their faces. I live!
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« Reply #554 on: September 09, 2013, 01:38:38 pm »

Aaaaaaaaaaaaand there goes the wife, Lol
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