Create bigger wall.
Crush first wall's self esteem.
Make wall insecure about its wallhood.
Create fake online profile and disguise ourselves as tall and sturdy wall.
Seduce wall.
Make remarks about sturdiness if other wall's wallness.
Make first wall fight second wall.
Rig fight so first wall wins.
Also, make sure second wall is gaywall.
Wall will realize he only ever loved gaywall.
Wall will skip of into sunset with other wall.
Wall will the adopt child.
We will steal wallbaby and replace with wreckingballbaby.
We will make wreckingballbaby murder gaywall.
First wall will be forced to kill wreckingballbaby in self defense.
Courts will arrest first wall.
First wall's lawyer will be wreckingballbaby's biological mommy.
Wreckingballbaby mommy will eventually bond with first wall and learn the true meaning of Christmas.
Wreckingballbaby mommy will then die in an unfortunate accident that may or may not involve a giant ball of twine and a giant kitten.
Overcome with grief, first wall will break down in court, gaining the sympathy it badly needed. Unfortunately, that means it is broken and not destroyed.
After going on a tour around Europe, first wall will go back home.
We will hire wreckingballbaby daddy to kill first wall.
Wreckingballbaby daddy will actually fall in love with first wall, until he finds out first wall is not interested, being wallsexual!
Hijinks ensue!
The two quirky and unlikely heroes manage to become lifelong friends and adopt a hee-has wall!
A popular TV sitcom is made based on their unlikely story!
A well-known company that cannot be identified for legal reasons sues first wall and wins the suit!
First wall becomes disillusioned and heads off to Canada.
Several spin-off shows start up, but none really take root because they have to stay at least 50 ft. from the original premise.
Eventually though, first wall is captured by communist Russian bears disguised as polar bears!
First wall eventually becomes successful communist Canadian spy!
After another unfortunate series of events, first wall becomes enemy of the state!
First wall assembles a rag-tag team of friends it has made over the years!
But Mounties always catch their man-Er, wall!
Mounties arrest wall, and wall is systematically executed by the real polar bears!
Yay, moral(?) victory!
Well. That sonofabitch took me a full hour to type out.
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