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rabidgam3r

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You Are Insane
« on: December 20, 2012, 10:02:21 pm »

So, trying my hand at being a GM. Don't be TOO harsh on me, this is my first. Also note that i have no idea of asylum regulations, and will twist them into a plot-acceptable state.

You stumble into the building, and your first thought is, WHITE. White everywhere. White floors,white walls, even the ceiling. Your eyes adjust and you see a large room, with a desk at the far right end. A bored-looking man sits there, playing with his pen. A couple with teary eyes sit at the entrance. You stop and stare at them for a second before being roughly shoved ahead by the two men hauling you into the small room. A shrink with a fake, strained smile sits behind a large and excessively ornate desk. "So, lets begin, shall we? What is your name?" He says. You stare, dumbfounded. "Uhhh..."

(PROTIP: This is where you make a name)
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2012, 10:10:59 pm »

(So its your first time, I promise ill be gentle ;) )

"I AM SHARIZ'TUL,  KING OF THE GOBLINS AND SLAYER OF PRIESTS!!
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2012, 10:14:48 pm »

((I'll try to rein myself in.))
At the same time as the other name, use voice-throwing skills to announce:
I AM GRINCH, CLIMBER OF MOUNT KRUMPET AND HE WITH ALL SKILL POINTS IN SNEAK STAT! NEED FOOD, BADLY!
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2012, 10:28:53 pm »

"John Smith. Yeah, definitely. or maybe it was John Doe..."
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2012, 10:38:18 pm »

Renfield.  Just Renfield. 
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2012, 10:41:33 pm »

"Right, my name is SHARIZ'TUL THE GRINCH, KNOWN IN YOUR FILTHY TONGUE AS JOHN RENFIELD! KING OF THE GOBLINS AN-" "Security, please." the guards roughly constrain you with built in handcuffs. "Anyway, What were you saying?" he said smugly. "ah, yes. AND SLAYER OF THE PRIESTS! YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU CROSSED PATHS WITH THE GOBLIN KING!" You scream, frothing at the mouth. The shrink sits back and chuckles before asking you a string of repetitive questions. After answering these questions you are dismissed and the guards toss you into another room, with soft padding covering every surface, except for a window with bars covered in foam. You notice a small bump in a corner, and head towards it.

Whaddya do?



(Questions here)

What is your favorite color?

What is your favorite animal?

What is your favorite food?

What is blue?
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2012, 10:42:15 pm »

((I'll try to rein myself in.))
At the same time as the other name, use voice-throwing skills to announce:
I AM GRINCH, CLIMBER OF MOUNT KRUMPET AND HE WITH ALL SKILL POINTS IN SNEAK STAT! NEED FOOD, BADLY!
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2012, 10:43:03 pm »

Did i post too early? im new at this, and making it up as i go along.
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2012, 10:43:09 pm »

Red

Rats

Rats

Not Red
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2012, 10:46:16 pm »

Did i post too early? im new at this, and making it up as i go along.

First rule of GMing:

Never doubt yourself. 
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2012, 10:47:17 pm »

Rabidgam3r Casts Dispell Doubt! Ouch, Crit Fail! Rabidgam3r starts doubting himself!
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2012, 10:47:28 pm »

Color: Imaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatiiiiiiiiiiiiooooooooooooon

Animal: Draconequus

Food: Children's souls tears

What is blue: Burning out it's fuse out here alone
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2012, 10:49:13 pm »

Screw you guys, I'm a hamburger.
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2012, 10:57:54 pm »

What is your favorite color?
The Colour From Outer Space
What is your favorite animal?
Deep Ones or Starspawn
What is your favorite food?
Souls and the minds of mortals
What is blue?
A concept i shall destroy.
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Re: You Are Insane
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2012, 11:14:32 pm »

Green, Fido, whatever I eat when starving, a bluejay.
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