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[rabidgam3r]

Just so you know, there is a suspicous bump you should be checking out. GUYZ, FOLLOW THE PLOT PLZ.

[Xantalos]

((Oh.))
Dissasemble the cell and use the materials to build a giant robot.

[GreatWyrmGold]

GUYZ, FOLLOW THE PLOT PLZ.

That's an excellent way to get Bay12 to do everything but what you say the plot is.

[rabidgam3r]

GUYZ, I DONT WANT YOU TO INVESTIGATE THAT BUMP OR PAY ME A BAJILLION BUCKS.

[Xantalos]

STILL BUILDING A MECHA

[rabidgam3r]

You bend down to the bump, and start gnawing. Turns out, they make it out of pretty hard stuff! Still, you get a small hole and widen it enough so that you can see the cause of the bump, a small purple ball with something engraved on it. Taking a closer look, you see that it is actually Goblish for 'Your Highness, We are preparing your escape from the filthy humans. Expect Lonely at the window. PS: Miss Peckin is dead' Huh, you thought you said to FEED HER! in a fit of rage you throw it against the wall, causing a horrible clanging noise to erupt from the ball.

[Xantalos]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
INCREASE SIZE TO 10 BILLION CUBITS
THEN SMASH PUNY WINDOW

[Jbg97]

GUYZ, I DONT WANT YOU TO INVESTIGATE THAT BUMP OR PAY ME A BAJILLION BUCKS.

KICK THE BUMP UNTIL IT DIES/FLATTENS. GO BACK TO BEING FUCKING INSANE. OH WAIT, YOU ALREADY DID THAT BECAUSE YOU KICKED THE SHIT OUT OF A LUMP IN THE WALL YOU FUCKING LUNATIC.

[NRDL]

Demand to be let out, because MISS PECKIN DIED!!!

[scapheap]

break open the ball.

[rabidgam3r]

You pick up the ball and smash it against the door, denting the ball slightly. You repeatedly smash it until guards come. "Now wha' the meaning o' this?" one says.  "MISS-(smash)PECKIN-(smash)DIED!(SMASH)" you scream, pounding the ball on the door. "Whats that you got there?" the other says, gesturing to the ball. "its none of your concern, human." "It looks like- A chunk o' foam? he tore it out of the floor!" You stare at them, giggling. "thats what they WANT you to see!" They suddenly open the door and yank the ball out of your hands. "NOOOOO! I SHALL ESCAPE, FOOLS!" you scream uselessly. As they walk away, you flop down on the springy foam. Hey, you! make a mech! you hear in your head. "wha-" SHUT UP AND MAKE ONE! You start tugging at the wall, and to your surprise it comes down, revealing behind it a fantastic land, full of vibrant colors. You run into it, and start frolicing with butterflies and beavers. "Wha' he doin'?" "I think hes dancing..."

[Dragor23]

Take your meds.

[Xantalos]

Take your meds.

AND PUNCH THEM!

[Dragor23]

Take your meds.

AND PUNCH THEM!

No, swallow them.

[Xantalos]

Take your meds.

AND PUNCH THEM!

No, swallow them.

PUNCH!