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Anniversary The group of young gentlemen begin to intelligently argue among themselves.
"Ship it is then. Now, have some more prizes." Nomad says after he moves the microphone towards his face on the podium.
(Magic Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon) - Teleports the party to a dungeon which is indefinite -- It does not end. It may only be used when 3/4's of the party approves. The deeper you go, the tougher the enemies get. The GM will keep a map of the dungeon organized so that dungeoneers can easily find their way back. The key is returned when the dungeon is exited and may be used anytime. Enemies will teleport with the party to avoid easy escaping.
(Portal Stone to Hell) - Teleports the party to the evil realm of Hell after a 3/4's approval vote by the party. This demonic realm of malice has demons and more which prove a challenge to even the toughest dungeoneers. The S.S Blazer may also be taken inside of this realm. The stone can be used anytime -- However, enemies teleported into hell may take on a demonic form so be wary. This also applies to any pets that enter the realm.
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The Never-Ending DungeonM'ber stops administering CPR to the Red Mage.
"Alright. Let's...let's do that, I guess." He says. M'ber concentrates to find where the member in the most trouble is... Except he doesn't find anything. Smashy isn't in any ACTUAL trouble, yet, it seems.
Rillsim bends down by the Red Mage and listens for his heartbeat and breathing. Hearing neither, he bit his lip and laid one hand on the Red Mage's mouth, the other over his heart, and began to pray once more. This prayer was one of Asalatasiama's most holy prayers, describing the great goddess bestowing her gifts upon one of her first and most devout followers. Hopefully, this could get the heart beating, the lung breathing, and the soul flowing again.
Shortly after, a golden light shines upon the red-mage. Nothing seems to happen at first, until Rillsim feels a heartbeat bumping from him.
"His heart -- It is pumping now, but not for long. We have more time." Rillsim states.
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Thingie parts ways with the groups, noticing that his cats aren't present. He moves to the fish market to search for them.
"Scamps?" He calls out around the market, but his calls were in vain for the cats were nowhere to be found.
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Maseau covers the fish in a strange slime that's supposed to taste like chocolate. It turns out that no one wants to buy the fish now that it's covered with the brown slime.
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Smashy strolls into the homeless shelter and holds his axe high to show his badge of office.
"Me Smashy from fire inspection department. Hear nasty rumors that your Sheppard's Pie isn't up to code and doesn't start enough fires. Will have to confiscate and take back to HQ for testing."Everyone begins to stare at the ogre as he blankly strides towards the table and takes the pie in hand.
"Mission succe-" Smashy says, until he catches a big whiff of it.
Cherry.
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Suddenly, a large bright light shines. The light emanates from the S.S Blazer. After the light stops shining, the S.S Blazer's original, drabby look was no more. A steel, riveted hull replaces the rotten wooden one. High-tech monitors and commandeering equipment replaces the command center -- radar included. The beds now have warmers and are soft and fluffy. The floors are a nice metal grounding. Large missiles mark the sides of the ship, as well as what appears to be a high calibur turret.
The S.S Blazer just got pimped out.
♦Players♦Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Lvl. 3
EQUIPMENT ◄Axe of Fire►
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
Fire Suit
50 Gold Pieces
Can of Gasoline
Box of Matches (20)
Silver Axe
Frag Grenade of Safety
Phoenix Down ABILITIESLaugh of Fire
Fire Ring
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
Lvl. 1
EQUIPMENT Silk NetABILITIESHeal
Disable
Lvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
Lvl. 1
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
Gold Pieces [2]
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
☼ENEMIES☼None
♥ALLIES♥Scamps the Cat
[10]2 Cats
[10]Red Mage [30]Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [25]A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.
EQUIPMENT
Iron Armor
5 Bombs
Bomb Bag
◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►
ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer
An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.
EQUIPMENT
Green Silk Robes
Bow
Song book
◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►
ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War
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