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The Never-Ending Dungeon"Oh my, my Leader Sense is tingling." M'ber announces as he walks out of the ship. He sniffs the air a bit, and strides in front of the entrance of the homeless shelter.
"...Uh oh." He blankly states as he peers inside. Smashy is nowhere to be seen, so he delves into the shelter further until he notices a broken pickle jar where a kid is crying over it.
After some cleaning up and a pat to the kid's head, he goes over and notices that Smashy appears to be in conversation with a lizard man.
"Smashy will help!" Smashy exclaims in an excited tone.
"Alright, I'm sure you'll do REAL good." The lizard-dragon-whatever man responds in a sarcastic tone. Smashy begins to skip off until the shouts of Skhasha is heard behind M'ber.
"You there! We need the phoenix down to save the velvety one!"Smashy stops in his tracks and M'ber looks behind him in surprise. Skhasha actually wants to help the Red Mage? Smashy blinks at her for a moment until he opens his mouth to speak.
"Phoenix what?" He says as he tilts his head.
M'ber and Skasha simultaneously facepalm.
"The feather you found?" M'ber says.
"Oh! Smashy remember!" Smashy shouts as he rummages through his inventory, before pulling out the bright orange feather.
The three run back to the ship, and Smashy hands the feather to Morina. She places the feather on the now deceased Red Mage and raises her arms in the air.
"OH PHOENIXES THAT DELVE AND GRACEFULLY FLY INTO THE GREAT UNKNOWN AND SKIES ABOVE -- I OFFER YOU A BEAUTIFUL FEATHER IN EXCHANGE FOR HIS RETURN!" She chants as an orange light shines down on the feather. The Red Mage's body gradually begins to hover upwards.
"AND SO AS I PRAY -- PHOENIX DOWN!" She finishes as the feather twirls into the sky with a fiery display. The Red Mage slowly opens his eyes. Everybody stares at him as he looks around.
"Feels like I've been hit with a giant hammer..."Everybody lets out a sigh of relief as Dan cheers. The Red Mage has been revived, he now sitting on the metal floor. Suddenly, a voice comes from a nearby cabinet top. A momentary silence pursues.
"She kissed you." Scamp's voice says, breaking the utter silence. Morina gasps, breaking into a flustered state.
"CPR ISN'T ROMANTIC!" M'ber yells out to the cat who jumps off the cabinet.
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Maseau suffocates the shark quickly with slime and hoists it out the water. He drags it to the fishing stand, and waits for some customer to purchase it. Eventually, a man comes up to the stand. He has short brown hair and has a pipe inside of his mouth which he is smoking.
"How much for the rare shark, my slimy friend?" He aristocratically asks as he leans his elbow against the stand.
"Blurag aguha jurg." Maseau says.
"Uh... I'm sorry, what was that?" He asks.
"Uragh." Maseau says as he shapes out the number 100.
"Ah! Of course, here you are, sir." The man responds as he pulls out a hundred coins and slides it to Maseau. He hoists the shark onto his shoulder and walks off.
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Rillsim flounders in the water a bit before he swims over to the shore. He squeezes out his robes before addressing the situation.
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And so the brave heros aboard the S.S Blazer saved the Red Mage with a mystic artifact found while rummaging around the ship. What perils will they face next? Will they set foot in the Never-Ending Dungeon, or something else? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF... THE NEVER-ENDING DUNGEON!
♦Players♦Lvl. 5
EQUIPMENT Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ Arrows
Chitin Armor
Silver Dagger
1 Bomb
◄Ring of Shrinking► 3 Tanned Hides
History Book
ABILITIESPoisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut
ATTRIBUTESScouting
Lvl. 3
EQUIPMENT ◄Axe of Fire►
☼Arsonist's Joy☼
Fire Suit
50 Gold Pieces
Can of Gasoline
Box of Matches (20)
Silver Axe
Frag Grenade of Safety
Phoenix Down ABILITIESLaugh of Fire
Fire Ring
Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
Steel Boots
Box of Food
Pitchblende Box
Trench Coat
Gas mask
Helm
4 Cloth
2 Iron Ingots
ABILITIES
Natural Musk
Rock Hit
Lvl. 1
EQUIPMENT Silk NetABILITIESHeal
Disable
Lvl. 2
An orc priest wearing a poofy priest hat, a monocle, and white robes. He is chubby and weak.
EQUIPMENT
Amulet of ASALATASIAMA
Elaborate but unmagical staff
Portable Altar to ASALATASIAMA
Holy book of ASALATASIAMA
Shampoo
Lotion
ABILITIES
Quick Cure
Heal
Teleport
Banish
Divine Communication
Create food/water
Imbue Divinity
Holy SMACK
Conjure Holy Hand Grenade
Lvl. 1
A slime wizard whom controls all things slime-related.
EQUIPMENT
Kitten skin Robe
Fur Boots
Gold Pieces [102]
◄Hogwartz Wand►
ABILITIES
Summon Slime
Adhesive Slime
Lubricant Slime
Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
±Occult the Necromancer± - An evil necromancer bent on death and destruction. He is a skeleton with dark robes.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
☼Arsonist's Joy☼ - Glowing brass knuckles which spurts fire when a button is pressed Warranty void if used to set people on fire.
◄•Key to the Never-Ending Dungeon•► - Teleports the party to a dungeon which is indefinite -- It does not end. It may only be used when 3/4's of the party approves. The deeper you go, the tougher the enemies get. The GM will keep a map of the dungeon organized so that dungeoneers can easily find their way back. The key is returned when the dungeon is exited and may be used anytime. Enemies will teleport with the party to avoid easy escaping.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
Murnis - A town that is advanced in the discipline of rocketry.
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Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
Detachable Limbs - Allows undead users to detach and re-attach their limbs, retaining any motor control.
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S.S Blazer - A ship formerly owned by the now-deceased Cpt. Johan.
Scamps the Cat
[10]2 Cats
[10]Red Mage [30]Dan Straight the Soviet Wizard [25]A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
Leather Armor
Leather Boots
Leather Hood
◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►
ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death
A goblin that was encountered in an ambush. He is muscular and is skilled in swords and blacksmithing.
EQUIPMENT
Iron Armor
5 Bombs
Bomb Bag
◄○Silver Sword of Slicing○►
ABILITIES
Forge Weapon
Enhance Weapon
Slash of Karingun
Dozen Sword Slicer
An elf found inside the woods. He is gifted with musical talent.
EQUIPMENT
Green Silk Robes
Bow
Song book
◄-Lute of Soothing Touch-►
ABILITIES
Songs of Peace
Songs of War
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