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[Urist McBeanie]

Attack the goblin master, aim for the throat, try not to impale myself.

[PrivateNomad]

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Smashy smashes his axe down upon the ground, creating a blazing ring! The goblin master jumps over the ring!
M'ber kicks the Goblin master, but the master blocks it with his shield! The master backs off.
Gragrar slashes the goblin master, but he dodges away!

The goblin master lets out a chuckle. From behind him, he pulls the elf you saw earlier in front of him. He is all tied up.
The goblin places his blade against the elf's neck!
"Not one move." The goblin master says.
"One more step and his little head comes off." He says again.

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (12) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (17) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
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☼ENEMIES☼
Goblin Master [21]

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Captain Johan (25) (click to show/hide)

EQUIPMENT
  ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
  Woolen Coat
  Hemp Trousers

ABILITIES
Disarming Smile
Unusual Aroma
Kidney Punch of Injustice™
Boost

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[GreatWyrmGold]

Kick of Authority anyone who attacks.

"What do you want?"

[Urist McBeanie]

Stand still...

[Weirdsound]

Smashy has an overwhelming urge to help the elf, but the broken ankle and his fear of the little kicking rat person are enough to restrain him from doing anything silly.

He sits on the ground growling like a very pissed off dog.

[Dariush]

X'krk curses the goblin master with the newfound head. Hopefully the remaining magical power will be enough to actually curse him.

[scapheap]

"Garh, ga ga ga" [Good more meat, ha ha ha]

Moan of Fear on goblin master

[GreatWyrmGold]

...but the broken ankle and his fear of the little kicking rat person are enough to restrain him from doing anything silly.

Aside from calling me a "rat person," glad to hear it.

[PrivateNomad]

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M'ber prepares his kick. "What do you want..?" M'ber says to the master.
"Spare my life, and I shall free him." He tightens his grip on the elf, causing him to choke a bit.
Smashy wiggles around, growling.
X'rk says some random words the master! It doesn't seem to work.

"Garh, ga g-" Zack moans to the master, until he is interrupted by M'ber! He feels authority by his kick.

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (20) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (12) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Rotten Dwarf Meat

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (17) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: X'krk the Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1


EQUIPMENT
  ¤¬Rotting Dark Mage Head⌐¤
  Lead Pipe
  Silver Shield
  Iron Armor

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
-

☼ENEMIES☼
Goblin Master [21]

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Captain Johan (25) (click to show/hide)

EQUIPMENT
  ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
  Woolen Coat
  Hemp Trousers

ABILITIES
Disarming Smile
Unusual Aroma
Kidney Punch of Injustice™
Boost

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[Dariush]

"okay, you'll be spared. release him and send him over to us"

Regardless of what the master does, X'krk falcon punches him. With the pipe. How does that work, anyway?

[Weirdsound]

Should the firey Falcon Punch ignite the gasoline soaked Goblin, Smashy activates his laugh of fire. Otherwise he just continues to growl.

[Dariush]

Why would the Punch be firey?

[Weirdsound]

I'm pretty sure Falcon Punch references a move from Smash Brothers/F-Zero of the same name. If so it is fiery.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Let the goblin go if he releases the elf.
Use Kick of Authority on anyone who attacks the goblin before the elf is released. Once the elf is released, let them go nuts.

[scapheap]

Zack will attack if the elf is harm.