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[Dariush]

Gold Mage hasn't responded in years. Removal time?

I completely approve.

[scapheap]

Hobbed over to the elf "Gah grah gurb." [hello elf, nice day.]

[PrivateNomad]

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M'ber leans his elbow against the tree, approaching the elf with a diplomatic attitude. "So... You alright?" The elf glances at you. He seems to not talk much. "P- Please leave me alone. I only want peace." He says in a quiet voice.
Gragrar stands guard by the elf.

"Smashy Ogre. Smarts not Ogres Strong Suit. Don't make fun of Smashy! Smashy no good unless there are people to beat up or save..."

Hobbed over to the elf "Gah grah gurb." [hello elf, nice day.]
The elf takes in a single gasp. With one quick motion, he takes off screaming.

Cpt. Johan's cats run after squirrels!

Morina's eyes glow a light blue aura. "We better watch out. These forests aren't the most friendly." She says.

♦Players♦

Spoiler: Red Mage (24) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Maple Staff
  Red Robes
  ◄Fancy Hat►  (+6 Self Confidence)(+1 to Rolls)

ABILITIES
Heal
Fireball
Blaze
Mega Heal
Conjure Fire Golem
Enchant I

Spoiler: M'Ber (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Dwarf Meat
  Rotten Beans

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
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¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
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‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
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Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
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◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
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Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
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☼ENEMIES☼


♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Captain Johan (25) (click to show/hide)

EQUIPMENT
  ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
  Woolen Coat
  Hemp Trousers

ABILITIES
Disarming Smile
Unusual Aroma
Kidney Punch of Injustice™
Boost

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[PrivateNomad]

Gold Mage has been removed.
Dariusah is up now.

[GreatWyrmGold]

"I think we're a lot less friendly than the woods."

Continue east once the party is ready to move. Help them get ready.

[freeformschooler]

I'm out now too, sorry. Red Mage disappears in a swirling blaze!

[Dariush]

Hell yeah.

A bunch of metal chunks clunk together ahead of the party, forming a metal elemental!

"you won't run away from me this time, adventurers! also, i am now all-metal. man, who could have guessed that carbon-based powers of that guy calling himself crystal raver could be so useful..."

((Looking at how the majority of good stuff is in the form of items, I decided that an itemless elemental would be really stupid. So, now I would like to have X'krk consist of items, which would be swapped out at need. Obviously, only solid ones can be used. Also, the total HP is the sum of integrities of all equipped items. Thus, my initial equipment would be two metal boots, a breastplate, a helm, a pipe for a weapon and a shield. I have thought of a lot of stuff while watching this happen. ))

PPE: Wait what nooo. Who would make all the art?

[Weirdsound]

Smashy moves east, keeping his eyes open for more trouble, but still crying.

[PrivateNomad]

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"I think we're a lot less friendly than the woods." M'ber says.
The Red Mage looks up to the sky. "I'm sorry. I must go. My planet needs me." The Red Mage disappears in a swirling blaze!
Large metal chunks shift together ahead of the party! They come together, forming a metal elemental!
"you won't run away from me this time, adventurers! also, i am now all-metal. man, who could have guessed that carbon-based powers of that guy calling himself crystal raver could be so useful..."

Smashy lets out a silent cry, moving east.

The party hears shuffling in the trees!
"Shut up, I hear someone coming!" One says.

Suddenly, a squad of goblins jump out from the trees! An ambush!

♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Dwarf Meat
  Rotten Beans

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A powerful elemental made from metal.

EQUIPMENT
  Pipe
  Shield

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
-

☼ENEMIES☼


♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Captain Johan (25) (click to show/hide)

EQUIPMENT
  ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
  Woolen Coat
  Hemp Trousers

ABILITIES
Disarming Smile
Unusual Aroma
Kidney Punch of Injustice™
Boost

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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[PrivateNomad]

FEAST YOUR EYES

[Weirdsound]

Smashy hurls his Silver Axe at the head Goblin!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I will use Kick of Authority on the largest goblin!

[PrivateNomad]

Who's gonna make the portraits? :c

[Urist McBeanie]

Attempt to disembowel the nearest goblin, try to get my eagle to pluck out his eyes.

[PrivateNomad]

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Smashy hurls his axe towards the master goblin! The Goblin Master blocks it with his shield!

M'ber kicks the nearest goblin! He feels authority and is dealt 4 damage! 

Gragrar swings his bastard sword at the goblin, finishing him off!

The rest of the team sees the Gold Mage and the Goblin Master battling.

"GOOLDEN DISC!" The Gold Mage yells, casting a golden disc! The Master dodges it, and swings his foot to the Gold Mage's chin! The Gold Mage falls down, looking up to the master. The master swings his sword at the Gold Mage, slicing his head off!
Gold Mage has been slain by Goblin Master.



♦Players♦

Spoiler: M'Ber (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 5


EQUIPMENT
  Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
  ¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
  Arrows
  Chitin Armor
  Silver Dagger

  3 Deer meat
◄Ring of Shrinking►
  3 Tanned Hides

ABILITIES
Poisoned Arrow
Hawk Eye
Kick of Authority
Massive Papercut

ATTRIBUTES
Scouting

Spoiler: Smashy, Ogre Fireman (19) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2

EQUIPMENT
  ◄Axe of Fire►
  Fire Suit
  Can of Gasoline
  Box of Matches (20)
  Silver Axe
  3 Cooked Dwarf Meat
  Rotten Beans

ABILITIES
Laugh of Fire
Fire Ring

Spoiler: Gragrar (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 2
EQUIPMENT
  Bastard Sword
  Gray Cloak
  War Drums
  ╒-Pokèball-╕ (Crab Mecha)

ABILITIES
Beats of War
Call Eagle

Spoiler: Zack the Zombie (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A zombie rose from the dead. He has no hair and part of his bone is showing. Meet Zack.

EQUIPMENT
  Tattered Clothing
  Sharp Claws
  3 Lockpicks

ABILITIES
Moan of Fear

Spoiler: Metal Elemental (25) (click to show/hide)

Lvl. 1
A powerful elemental made from metal.

EQUIPMENT
  Pipe
  Shield

ABILITIES
Falcon Punch
Metal Bending

Spoiler: ΩDungeon-ExΩ (click to show/hide)

Reaper - A fast beast that comes from caves.
Dark Soldier - A man bearing a gas mask and trench coat.
Dwarf - A creature fond of drink and industry.
-
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤ - The head of the Dark Mage himself, cut off  by the Gold Mage.
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ» - An ancient bow imbued with freezing properties. Discovered by M'ber.
ΩDungeon-ExΩ - A device used to view known objects.
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐ - A breastplate which grants the user invisibility.
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε - Magical roller skates that have a blazing fire trail.
-
‼××Very Menacing Tower of Death and Fun××‼ - A large tower used for... Evil stuff.
-
Golden Eyes - Allows the Gold Mage to see things through a different perspective.
Blaze - Allows the Red Mage to launch a cone of fire.
Dark Bolt - Allows the Trickster to conjure a bolt of shadows to fire at enemies. Must have a shadow present.
Laugh of Fire - Allows the Fire Ogre to laugh at foes on fire, giving nearby allies a +1 Roll!
Kick of Authority - Allows B'mer to roundhouse kick an enemy with high force.
Beats of War - Allows Gragrar to drum his war drums to a beat, healing allies +5 HP.
-
◄Ring of Shrinking► - Allows the user to shrink to the size of a mouse.
◄Axe of Fire► - Allows Ogres to set objects or people ablaze.
-
Scouting - Allows the user to have a +10 in search checks, and gains an extra combat turn.
-

☼ENEMIES☼
Goblin Master [25]
Goblin [5]
Goblin [5]
Goblin [5]

♥ALLIES♥
3 Cats [10]

Spoiler: Captain Johan (25) (click to show/hide)

EQUIPMENT
  ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
  Woolen Coat
  Hemp Trousers

ABILITIES
Disarming Smile
Unusual Aroma
Kidney Punch of Injustice™
Boost

Spoiler: Morina the Sorceress (25) (click to show/hide)

A young woman that looks to be in her twenties. She has long brown hair braided in a ponytail. She is greatly skilled in the magical arts and is able to identify items.
EQUIPMENT
  Leather Armor
  Leather Boots
  Leather Hood
  ◄▬Staff of Exalted Essence▬►

ABILITIES
Lightning Bolt
Detect Evil
Identify Item
Strike of Death

¤COLLECTED ARTIFACTS¤
¤¬Dark Mage Head⌐¤
ΩDungeon-ExΩ
Θ«Bow of Frigid WindsΘ»
¬+Breastplate of Stealthed Sight+⌐
ε))Rollerskates of Blazing Glory((ε
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