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NO MORE LOUD COMMERCIALS!

THIS IS GREAT!
- 49 (49.5%)
THIS FUCKING SUCKS, I LIKE HAVING HEARING DAMAGE!
- 3 (3%)
I DON'T EVEN LIVE IN AMERICA AND HAVE NO OPINION ON THIS, BUT I'M A NOSY SOCIALIST!
- 47 (47.5%)

Total Members Voted: 97


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Author Topic: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT  (Read 3698 times)

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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2012, 11:40:56 am »

WHY DID I READ THAT AS OMNIGAMOUS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2012, 11:43:12 am »

i will boldly post while keeping the shift button pressed with active caps lock:

am i doing it right?
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2012, 11:43:31 am »

IF OUR GOVERNMENT WAS EFFECTIVE AT ALL, THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN A LAW 30 YEARS AGO.
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2012, 11:45:56 am »

WHY DID I READ THAT AS OMNIGAMOUS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.
I READ IT AS OMNOMNOMIMOUS.

ALSO, THIS WOULD BE GREAT EXCEPT THAT I *HAVE* HEARING DAMAGE, SO THE DAMN COMMERCIALS ARE THE ONLY THING I CAN HEAR.
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2012, 11:46:21 am »

THIS IS AWESOME
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2012, 12:11:41 pm »

WHY DID I READ THAT AS OMNIGAMOUS. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME.
I READ IT AS OMNOMNOMIMOUS.

ALSO, THIS WOULD BE GREAT EXCEPT THAT I *HAVE* HEARING DAMAGE, SO THE DAMN COMMERCIALS ARE THE ONLY THING I CAN HEAR.

TURN UP THE BLOODY TV THEN!
BUT THEN THE COMMERCIALS WILL BE TOO LOUD!
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2012, 12:17:22 pm »

DOES THIS MEAN BRIAN BLESSED IS NO LONGER LEGAL?
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2012, 12:21:15 pm »

WHAT A WAY TO RUIN BILLY MAYS' MEMORY.
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2012, 12:22:08 pm »

BUT HE WASN'T SHOUTING, HE WAS PROJECTING!
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2012, 12:22:53 pm »

Oh thank god now my mute button might stop wearing down.
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2012, 12:23:56 pm »

WELL, IT SAYS NON-COMMERCIAL STATIONS ARE EXEMPT. SO PBS CAN BROADCAST HIM, BUT I GUESS BBC AMERICA IS OUT OF LUCK. OR THEY'LL NEED TO FIT HIM WITH A SPECIAL VOLUME MODULATOR...KINDA LIKE A BARK COLLAR, I GUESS?

OH SHIT....THIS MEANS PBS IS GONNA CRANK THOSE PLEDGE DRIVE COMMERCIALS TO ROCK CONCERT LEVELS, DOESN'T IT?

"PLEASE SEND US MONEY OR WE'LL MAKE YOUR EARS BLEED!"


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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2012, 12:25:43 pm »

FINALLY I CAN STOP GOING DEAF WHEN I WATCH TV.  SO ANNOYING.

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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2012, 12:25:56 pm »

HI BILLY MAYS HERE, BROUGH BACK FROM THE DEAD AND IN HORRIBLE AGONY BY PBS! PLEASE, SEND THEM CASH OR THEY WILL DENY ME MY ETERNAL REST!
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Re: FCC BAN ON EXCESSIVELY LOUD COMMERCIALS IS NOW IN EFFECT
« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2012, 12:30:44 pm »

HI BILLY MAYS HERE, BROUGH BACK FROM THE DEAD AND IN HORRIBLE AGONY BY PBS! PLEASE, SEND THEM CASH OR THEY WILL DENY ME MY ETERNAL REST!
IT'S WORSE THAN THAT...."AND NOW, WE'LL PLAY ELMO'S WORLD ON REPEAT UNTIL WE MEET OUR FUNDING TARGET...."
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