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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 40: A Section of Cavern Has Collapsed.  (Read 43012 times)

misko27

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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 16: Boom.
« Reply #120 on: December 13, 2012, 11:05:57 pm »

Fashion Eye-patch.
Walk up to vorthon, telling him no hard feelings. Stab him in the back as he turns to leave.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2012, 11:24:12 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 16: Boom.
« Reply #121 on: December 13, 2012, 11:20:56 pm »

heheHeHAHehEEeehheeHEeHAHEAAHEEAhehaheHAAEHA
SHOOT EVERYTHING EXCEPT MYSELF
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 16: Boom.
« Reply #122 on: December 14, 2012, 07:35:17 am »

Respawn thinking of throwing daggers.
« Last Edit: December 15, 2012, 06:39:56 am by Doomblade187 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 16: Boom.
« Reply #123 on: December 14, 2012, 11:54:54 am »

Respawn thinking of Flyign ships.
look around.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 17: "And when you're dead I'll be..."
« Reply #124 on: December 15, 2012, 06:44:42 pm »

Put on the labcoat!
Check.

Pick up axe and flamepistol. shoot anything that attacks me.
Check.

Fashion Eye-patch.
Walk up to vorthon, telling him no hard feelings. Stab him in the back as he turns to leave.
[5] Stylin'! [2] He doesn't fall for your trick.

heheHeHAHehEEeehheeHEeHAHEAAHEEAhehaheHAAEHA
SHOOT EVERYTHING EXCEPT MYSELF

[5] Boom boom boom boom boom boom click...boom boom boom boom boom boom. [6,4,6,4,6,2,5,4,5,6,5,2] Furtaka, Persus, Vorthon, and four Monsters dodge; misko, Spinal, and two Monsters don't. The PCs make it, albeit with painful wounds (-1 to everything until treated), but...

Respawn thinking of throwing daggers.
[5] Nice, magical! [1] You count as someone, so Xantalos shoots you. Respawn?

Respawn thinking of Flyign ships.
look around.
[3] Oh, what a nice hang glider! Um. There is the machine in the middle of the room, a fortress to one side, at least half a dozen corpses of various types strewn about along with ten bathrobes and a couple dozen slippers. More clothes are mixed in with weapons scattered over the floor. And some spare limbs. And a toy spaceship, score!

GM Turn:
The surviving Monsters [4+1v1] swarm Xantalos and tear him apart. Respawn?
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Invent a suit of power armor out of the junk lying around.
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misko27

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Respawn Thinking of Darwin Danger Shield.
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Tavik Toth

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investigate fortress.
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Respawn. Stuff EVERYTHING INTO THE MACHINE AT ONCE
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Respawn with an inflatable life raft.
Shove it down random person's throat and inflate it.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 18: Cleaning Service
« Reply #130 on: December 15, 2012, 09:45:46 pm »

Invent a suit of power armor out of the junk lying around.
[3] You invent a suit of powered armor from the push-cart, the garbage can, the roller blades, the PDA, the toy spaceship, the tiny powered armors, and the netbook for a central computer. Oh, wait, what was running the laptop again?...
((Anyone who draws the powered armor gets a permanent +1 bonus for the duration of this game.)

Respawn Thinking of Darwin Danger Shield.
You're actually alive, but [4] you craft a DDS from some metal, a razor, and a back. He's not using it.

investigate fortress.
It's empty.

Respawn. Stuff EVERYTHING INTO THE MACHINE AT ONCE
Oh my.
[4-1] You stuff the chaintoothpicks, the mini-bolters, the cursed amulet, the guns, the bullets, the hose, the bullets, the bottle, the wand, the Doomblade, the badge, and Doomblade's heads into the machine. [1] Out comes a massive monstrosity of metal with three heads, many weapons, and a large "5" engraved on its chest. Its right hand is a huge sword, and it moans under its curse. It is called Bladedoomed.
Oh, and you're alive.

Respawn with an inflatable life raft.
Shove it down random person's throat and inflate it.

[2] You respawn with a plastic oar. [2-1v1] You cram it down Tavik Toth's throat.

GM Turn:
The monsters look at Bladedoomed and [1] run into walls.
Bladedoomed [1] accidentally cuts off his heads and dies. A second later, his left hand glows and his heads grow back.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 18: Cleaning Service
« Reply #131 on: December 15, 2012, 09:46:55 pm »

Respawn thinking of pens.

((Say, is Bladedoomed coming back to life based on my respawn rate? Also, you ninja'd me with the turn. Random fact.))
« Last Edit: December 15, 2012, 09:49:23 pm by Doomblade187 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 18: Cleaning Service
« Reply #132 on: December 15, 2012, 09:50:51 pm »

Tame the BladeDoom
« Last Edit: December 15, 2012, 10:03:18 pm by Furtuka »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 18: Cleaning Service
« Reply #133 on: December 15, 2012, 09:53:46 pm »

Archery. Defeat the Bladedoomed.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism III: Turn 18: Cleaning Service
« Reply #134 on: December 15, 2012, 10:12:24 pm »

((Say, is Bladedoomed coming back to life based on my respawn rate? Also, you ninja'd me with the turn. Random fact.))
The Wand of Resurrection doesn't hurt, but yes.
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