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[Vorthon]

SPAWN AS A SPARK, WITH AN ALL-PURPOSE TOOL.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wield Goblins as weapons. Break out of laptop.

[4] Two servant goblins are wielded as weapons. [2] The fourth wall is intact.

Jumpkick the button and think of prosthetic arms that can be attached at will and work just as well as real arms

[3] You get a single arm. Um.

Shoot SCP with arrows.

[1+1] Shooting near it count?

Respawn thinking of pistols.

[6] Experimental pistols from Alpha Complex.

Destroy all SCPs with the power of skepticism.
Make golem loyal to me. And bigger.

[3] You destroy some SCPs, including 1030-1. You can't make it loyal to you anymore.

Find out what planet we are on.

[5] You are on...um...get back to me.

SPAWN AS A SPARK, WITH AN ALL-PURPOSE TOOL.

[1] It's a malfunctioning tool. Sentiently malfunctioning.

GM Turn:
Kresth? attacks Doomblade. [2v6] He shoots back, firing nuclear bullets which annhilate both, as well as [1,2,5,6,1] Cassandra, Furtaka, and Xantalos. Respawn?

[Furtuka]

Respawn. Throw all the dead bodies in the machine

[Xantalos]

Respawn with a .45 Magnum.
Kill Doomblade, and then the Kresth guy.

[misko27]

Hmm. Now, Is fort still there? Locate Attractive human merchant. Use seductive ranger powers.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Kresth is Cassandra's T. rex, which ate Xantalos-Thing and became a Thing before Doomblade exploded it, himself, Cassie, Xantalos, and Furtaka with those nuclear bullets. The pistol didn't survive the explosion. Stupid Alpha Complex products...

[Doomblade187]

((Don't worry misko, I did die that last turn.))

Respawn thinking of pocket-sized weapons.

[Vorthon]

Beat the tool into submission.

[Tavik Toth]

go to planet surface somehow.

[Persus13]

can i join?

[GreatWyrmGold]

can i join?

Of course. Just say what you're hoping to spawn with (optional) and what you're going to try as your first action (evidently optional). You need to do one, ideally. I'll wait.

[Persus13]

spawn with armor

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn. Throw all the dead bodies in the machine

[3] You get an iPad, without charge. [6] Out comes some angry Frankensteinean monsters!

Respawn with a .45 Magnum.
Kill Doomblade, and then the Kresth guy.

[5] Loaded, and with 30 spare rounds. They're dead, Jim.

Hmm. Now, Is fort still there? Locate Attractive human merchant. Use seductive ranger powers.

Hm...yup. [2] No merchants arrive. Maybe make do with what's available here?

Respawn thinking of pocket-sized weapons.

[5] Neat, a derringer! A powerful one!

Beat the tool into submission.

[4v6] It resists by exploding. [5] You hold yourself together with no wounds but some comical burns. [1,2,4,5,2] misko loses his left eye from shrapnel, Furtaka and the monsters lose a limb each (Furtaka's left leg, three Frankenstein's monsters for each other limb missing), and Doomblade loses his head. Again. Respawn?

go to planet surface somehow.

Falling is somehow. Respawn?

spawn with armor

Excellent choice. [3] It's only leather, but meh.

GM Turn:
The Frankenstein's monsters [2] can't really hurt Vorthon due to their missing limbs, which ironically are what make them seek vengeance.

[Vorthon]

Put on the labcoat!

[Persus13]

Pick up axe and flamepistol. shoot anything that attacks me.