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[Tavik Toth]

lol.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((What would the 5 for the rifle have done?))

Shot you.
Lethally.

Respawn on earth.
Then form space program.

Inb4 "The earth is too big for your pocket. The sheer energy of trying to spawn it makes you implode. Respawn?"

Hey, I have creativity! If I needed to kill off a player...

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Respawn as a Super Strong Hundred Handed One. Put all the corpses in the machine

Human only. [5] You spawn with a strange drink. For no reason, you drink the potion, which makes you strong and four-armed. [1] Self put into machine. [1] All arms lost and turned into legs.

Respawn thinking of a pocket sized rod of ressurection. Cry.

[5] Wand of Resurrection. Close enough? Tears gained. Why are you crying? Look, there's your pet over there, acting weird and with several large holes blown into its body! ...Wait...

Respawn with superspeed shoes and put all the corpses in the machine before Furtaka.

[3] Roller blades! [5] You skate around and toss a couple corpses in the machine. [1] Minty green goo obtained. Also present is most of a corpse and a little sphere.

Respawn.

[3] You have a bow.

Respawn thinking of daggers.

[5] Ooh, magic dagger!

Respawn on earth.
Then form space program.

No Earth! [1] You spawn with a cursed amulet. Out of the amulet comes a wraith...

GM Turn:
Kresth [5] grows a pair of arms with claws. Um...
The axe [2] swings at Cassandra and misses.
The wraith goes for [2/3] Doomblade. [4v6] The wraith attacks Doomblade, who nimbly dodges...into Kresth?, who responds by biting. [5v1] It bites at Doomblade, who dodges so that he loses his head. Respawn?

[Spinal_Taper]

Respawn as a demon and rule the goblinite deliverygoblins.

[Xantalos]

SMEAR GREEN GOO OVER CORPSE, PUT SPHERE IN IT'S MOUTH, PUT IN MACHINE THINKING OF LOYAL GOLEMS.

[misko27]

>Comfort Cassie.
>Loot the dagger off doomblades body, place with sharp rock in machine.

[Furtuka]

Kick all the dead bodies into the machine

[Doomblade187]

Respawn thinking of swords.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as a demon and rule the goblinite deliverygoblins.

[5] You respawn as the human king of goblins in the DF world on the laptop, [3] with a pair of large, silver daggers.

SMEAR GREEN GOO OVER CORPSE, PUT SPHERE IN IT'S MOUTH, PUT IN MACHINE THINKING OF LOYAL GOLEMS.

[6] Crisis averted. Well, one crisis. Now there's an angry golem made of all sorts of stuff...

>Comfort Cassie.
>Loot the dagger off doomblades body, place with sharp rock in machine.

[4] Cassie is feeling better. [5] You pull out a magical obsidian dagger!

Kick all the dead bodies into the machine

[4-1] A dead body is in the machine, but you can't really press the button...

Respawn thinking of swords.

[1] You respawn with the dreaded Doomblade.

GM Turn:
The Kresth? thing attacks...Tavik Toth. [6v1] Its head is ripped off by Toth, although so is Toth's torso. Respawn?
The robo-axe hacks at...Cassandra. [1v5] It hacks out its own motor.
The wraith looks hungrily at the Doomblade, and rushes at it! The Doomblade [6v2] absorbs the wraith but explodes. Respawn?
SCP-1030-1 attacks Xantalos. [4v4] No progress is made.

[Spinal_Taper]

Wield Goblins as weapons. Break out of laptop.

[Furtuka]

Jumpkick the button and think of prosthetic arms that can be attached at will and work just as well as real arms

[misko27]

Shoot SCP with arrows.

[Doomblade187]

Respawn thinking of pistols.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Shoot SCP with arrows.

What else would you shoot it with?

[Xantalos]

Destroy all SCPs with the power of skepticism.
Make golem loyal to me. And bigger.

[Tavik Toth]

Find out what planet we are on.