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[scapheap]

"Too slow you dumb brute."

Stab at the wolf again for great justice.

[IronyOwl]

Turn 4: Opportunism

Run like a proper pansy! I've seen pink slimes run that fast! Oh wait.....

"Why am I being matched in speed by an amorphous amoeba using pseudo pods? Am I that unfit? I really suck."

[6] vs [4] You successfully flee from the slime.

This doesn't mean it's not chasing you, of course.

Check whether guitar is still in possesion.

Well of course, how else could you shock enemies but with the power of rock?

"You warmblooded wuss of a wolf! Come back here and fight like a snowman!"

Attack the wolf. Insult anyone who attacks after me.

"You warmbloods are shaking like leaves, and it's definitely not because it's cold out..."

[2] vs [3] You once again fail to freeze the wolf.

[2] vs [3] It also once again fails to rend you asunder.

+1x2=2 exp

[4] "Oh now you're all real brave!"

Attack after Logan (wwolin)

[5] vs [1] You light the wolf up once you see that it's safely gone after Logan.

1 dmg dealt to wolf
+2x2=4 exp

((I know, Irony. Also, can I change my attack type to pierce? I just remembered I wanted to get Valerio to use a lance.))

"...I have to say this last round of attacks was fairly interesting." the peasant wannabe knight says before preparing once more to strike.

Attack after someone has already tanked the wolf's strike.

((Done. Was wondering about that.))

[1] vs [1] You get into another jerking feinty dance contest with the wolf.

M'Bokgal spat out the mushroom and grinned his misshapen grin.
"Hur. Hur. Uh. ...I smell nice."

>Stab the wolf! In the eyyyyeeeee!

>Then lick gravy from self. Mmh, gravy.

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My default auto behaviour is henceforth... Slathering myself in gravy and mushrooms. Seriously, free food!

[4] vs [1] You stab the wolf right in the eye! Take that, unhungry fiend!

1 dmg dealt to wolf
+1x2=2 exp
Level up!

You are now Level 2. Please select a levelup perk (+2 HP or +1 Attack)

Also, mmmmm. Graaaaaavvvyyyyy...

Of course, in this lair of souls, I'm ignored. Just like last Monday...ugh.

Take initiative and strike the wolf first!

[4] vs [2] While your courage is slower than everyone else's opportunism, you nonetheless manage to strike true and finally put the beast down.

Wolf slain!
+1x2=2 exp

"Too slow you dumb brute."

Stab at the wolf again for great justice.

Your words are uncomfortably applicable to someone else around here, as the wolf falls before you get a chance to stab it.


With the wolf slain, all that remains is to decide who claims a piece of it.


A robot girl and a vaguely mechanized cannibal tumble through the portal. That thing just doesn't know when to quit.

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Alex Ian (Spinal_Taper)
Town (0/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Shock

Grimicin (Onyxjew)
Shallow Plains North, Slime (0/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Shock

Slime, L3
6/6 HP
1 Attack

Vx0D (Errol)
Town
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Slashing

Herby (Ultimuh)
Town
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Crushing


---Velerio's Party---
Shallow Plains West

Valerio Inathas (Caellath)
Party (0/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Pierce

Logan Witston (Wwolin)
Party (2/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Frost

Peter Stone (scapheap)
Party (6/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Light

M'Bokgal (Yoink)
Party (0/20 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Pierce

Cyri Fenethor (Tiruin)
Party (2/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Slash

Jacob Stein (Persus13)
Town (4/10 xp)
2/2 HP
1 Attack, Fire


Wolf, Level 3
0/4 HP
2 Attack

[scapheap]

"I'll take some ribs"

Do just that.

[Tiruin]

"So can anyone of you tell me what you were all doing hunting a wolf in...this kind of place?" Cyri said to the rest as she nonchalantly examined how...aloof they were.

[Errol]

Chase Valerio's party! Annoy people. Join party because it seems to clearly be the best way of blendering monsters.

[Yoink]

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((Um, mechanics-wise I'm pretty sure there's just one trophy per enemy slain. It's not actually a matter of cutting it up for parts, I think...? So we should all commence to fighting over it, I guess.))

"Dunno why these lot want to waste time on the small game. The woods, people!" M'Bokgal grew agitated, hopping from foot to foot, his yellow eyes gleaming with excitement as blood dripped from his makeshift spear.

"We go ta the woods, bring down something big, make something worth singin' about, eh?!"

>Try again to convince these plebs to head to the Middling Woods to hunt!

"Also, mebbe we should make some sort've instrument outta this thing? You, there," He pointed a claw at Alex, "Could provide some accompaniment for me singin'!"

[scapheap]

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((Um, mechanics-wise I'm pretty sure there's just one trophy per enemy slain. It's not actually a matter of cutting it up for parts, I think...? So we should all commence to fighting over it, I guess.))

((It is? Then I'll won't take one))

"We luck out with the wolf the woods won't be as forgiving I would look around here some more"

[Ultimuh]

Join the least populated party, because that's how Herby roll baby!
Oh and kill/maim and/or eat stuff while he's at it!

[TsukikoNeri]

(Well, Waitlisting since this seems a bit interesting.)

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Name: Alice Larte
Physical Appearance: A young woman of about 18, with pale skin, blonde hair, and green eyes.
Mental Description: Ruthlessly dedicated to her personal code of "Look out for Number 1." She won't hesitate to sabotage others to put herself ahead.
Attack Type: Piercing
Aspiring Class: Stealthy Archer

[Yoink]

"We luck out with the wolf the woods won't be as forgiving I would look around here some more"

"No. No, no, no."

>Stab this man. Just once. Like whacking a puppy with a newspaper for peeing on the rug.

Also, +1 to Attack!

[scapheap]

"You can go take on who know what I'm stick here.

Block Bok's bad dog attack.

[Caellath]

Valerio sighed. Same thing as his days as an useless peasant...Well, he was actually still a peasant.

"People, just calm down. There is no need for fighting. Also, we have, or at least I have, no idea." he answers to Cyri. "We are just going with the flow."

Get the pelt (or some teeth, paws, meat etc instead if someone else claims the pelt) if it happens to be possible to get more than one trophy from the same creature. Then keep looking around the Shallow Plains for a level one enemy with the party after and if the group moves out.

[Onyxjew944]

Find a level one to beat up on. Preferably a child of it's species. Ooh! Ooh! I know! A baby seal!

[Tiruin]

'Of course, ignore the newcomer. A fine group I am doomed to meet.' Cyri mumbled as she took the wolf's right front paw, if possible. But there was one man who managed to do something significant. He seemed like a reasonable person, probably a militia fighter from the nearby lands?

"Going with the flow? Others are hunting wolves for no discernible reason, hmm?" the Hunter grinned at the man's reply. "Well, then I guess I'll tag along with you people. Cyri Fenethor, Demon Hunter at your service. What is this place, and why are- is your band of motley composition? Mercenaries?"

Try to see if any herbs are around. Examine current area.

Find a level one to beat up on. Preferably a child of it's species. Ooh! Ooh! I know! A baby seal!

((We're level one, btw.))

[Persus13]

Take the wolf hide. "I hit wolf too, snowman. And I did it better then you did."