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[Nosaneinme]

Now let's do the experiment

Since already you know stage of it

Let's Put to the TEST

[GreatWyrmGold]

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1. You had already mentioned that.
2. I don't recall any actual Biblical passages suggesting such. My point was that you were going against the Serpent's characterization in the Bible.
3. And where did the Serpent come from? Really, that's the issue.
4. Saying God didn't cause all that tragedy is like blaming the death of Roy Greenhilt on the ground rather than on Xykon--it's literally true, but the ultimate cause of it lay with God/Xykon's actions, that is destroying the zombie dragon and creating the Serpent respectively.
5. Again, I'd prefer not to get into a religious debate, but Occam's Razor.
6. Some do, at least.

Really, (as in I didn't know that) can you give an example of a denomination?

I remember either my pastor or one of my elementary school teachers or something, possibly all of them, referring to Christians as Children of God. There's no denomination called the Children of God or anything...as far as I know, at least.

[Persus13]

Repeat action

(2) Your gun runs out of ammo, you need to reload.

Use wormhole to speed up journey.

>Redirect Tavik's wormhole to the center of the sun.

(5) You go through the wormhole to the new colony. (4) The back of the ship gets sent to the sun. Tavik was on the bridge in the front of the ship, so you only lost your engines.

Respawn with my Admiral Hat and Fleet.
Reconstruct pauldrons at proper size.
Enhance fleet

(4) You do to discover you are in charge of Earth. (2) What pauldrons? They fell off. (3) You give your ships racing strips.

Toss antimatter bomb at Earth
Fly away

(2) You do. Nothing happens.

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1. You had already mentioned that.
2. I don't recall any actual Biblical passages suggesting such. My point was that you were going against the Serpent's characterization in the Bible.
3. And where did the Serpent come from? Really, that's the issue.
4. Saying God didn't cause all that tragedy is like blaming the death of Roy Greenhilt on the ground rather than on Xykon--it's literally true, but the ultimate cause of it lay with God/Xykon's actions, that is destroying the zombie dragon and creating the Serpent respectively.
5. Again, I'd prefer not to get into a religious debate, but Occam's Razor.
6. Some do, at least.

Use the money to fund an effort to cover those flaming pits, evict the demons, install better management, and otherwise make Hell not a punishment to anyone who deserves it.

(4) You discover that Hell isn't run by demons, the demons are being punished too. You evict them, cover the flaming pits, and make Hell a lot nicer. (This Dante's Inferno Hell? Also, wwolin, GWG is stealing and beating you in the title game.)

Now let's do the experiment

Since already you know stage of it

Let's Put to the TEST

(5) super serum project is a success. Now to deal with all the guys you ripped off.

Onyxjew: head of Earth with admiral hat and spacefleet

Zanzetkuken: Void-energy dragon in charge of airforce Dead

GWG: Immune to Heat, Temperature Resistance, Cannot tolerate Heavy Metal, and 125% the balance, strength and flexibility of an ordinary human. Earplugs, supervillain's Head Minion in charge of military with dumb mook follower Dead still. New ruler of Hell

Yoink: Dead

LordSlowpoke: head of diplomacy in a ship in Tophat's bunker

Nosaneinme: Omision, crazy tech priest in charge of super serum project

Tavik Toth: Healing-Factored guy in charge of spaceship to another solar system

TopHat: in bunker dungeons with gun, ammo and armor

Xantalos: Predator Drone with missiles. Head of intelligence in control of a satellite. Tasked with looking for rebels.

[Xantalos]

Detonate the bomb.

[Onyxjew944]

Upgrade ships.
Acquire more ships. Don't care how.
Kidnap orphans, reasons obvious.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Detonate the bomb.

>Exploit the wormhole to have the bomb's blast only affect Xantalos.

[Tavik Toth]

colonise planet.

[Xantalos]

Detonate the bomb.

>Exploit the wormhole to have the bomb's blast only affect Xantalos.

Become the wormhole before this.

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'd like to point out that, since the demons are not in Hell and presumably aren't allowed in Heaven, by the process of elimination they are on Earth.

Confirm that the above is true.

Begin reforms. Keep things the same for people who actually deserve to be there--murderers, rapists, dictators, televangelists*, stuff like that.

*Not serious^¤.
^¤Probably.

[Persus13]

I'd like to point out that, since the demons are not in Hell and presumably aren't allowed in Heaven, by the process of elimination they are on Earth.

Confirm that the above is true.

Begin reforms. Keep things the same for people who actually deserve to be there--murderers, rapists, dictators, televangelists*, stuff like that.

*Not serious^¤.
^¤Probably.

It's true.
I have a low opinion of televangelists too.

[Nosaneinme]

how much super do i have

and if more than 30

Used one,Hope to get super power that get out of earth

[TopHat]

Reload gun. Stand back. Shoot hinges off of door.

[Persus13]

Detonate the bomb.

(6) Earth is destroyed. Then the interstellar cops show up to get you.

Upgrade ships.
Acquire more ships. Don't care how.
Kidnap orphans, reasons obvious.

(1) You get killed by the anti-matter bomb.

Detonate the bomb.

>Exploit the wormhole to have the bomb's blast only affect Xantalos.

Detonate the bomb.

>Exploit the wormhole to have the bomb's blast only affect Xantalos.

Become the wormhole before this.

(3)(6) Xantalos becomes a wormhole. Zanzetkuken then uses it to absorb some of the blast.

colonise planet.

(4) done

I'd like to point out that, since the demons are not in Hell and presumably aren't allowed in Heaven, by the process of elimination they are on Earth.

Confirm that the above is true.

Begin reforms. Keep things the same for people who actually deserve to be there--murderers, rapists, dictators, televangelists*, stuff like that.

*Not serious^¤.
^¤Probably.

(1) They murder you and leave. God gets pissed and sets up a new hell under new management. Respawn?

how much super do i have

and if more than 30

Used one,Hope to get super power that get out of earth

(6) You save all your stuff from the anti-matter bomb. Then you drink a serum. (5) You become extremely powerful.

Reload gun. Stand back. Shoot hinges off of door.

(2) You can't even reload cause the dice hate you.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn as a revolutionary leader among demons.

Determine both the status of my self and of any revolution among demons.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Create Planet-sized Rift beasts and Elephant-sized Voidspawn to act as the third side in the Heaven vs. Hell conflict