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[LordSlowpoke]

So it begins. I think.

Build a Power Foot. Shove it six feet into LordSlowpoke's groin.

ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

Source

Fire a two-stage cyclonic torpedo into the power foot.

he he he

[Nosaneinme]

Respawn as Ommision again,Crazyed Tech Preist is back,BABY

[Mullet Master]

BECOME CHARLES BARKLEY

[Persus13]

So it begins. I think.

Build a Power Foot. Shove it six feet into LordSlowpoke's groin.

ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!

Source

Fire a two-stage cyclonic torpedo into the power foot.

he he he

(3) Onyx builds a foot. (5 vs. 1) LordSlowpoke blows it up.

(6, 4) The cops arrest onyx and drag him up to prison, then prepare to cuff LordSlowpoke.

>Transform into a Void-energy elemental dragon.
>Send Cops into the Void.

(4) okay.
(4) half the cops fall into the void

JOIN COPS

BECOME BENNY THE COP (MOVIE: KOPPS)

STYLISHLY DEXTROY CRIMINALS

(1) "sorry sir, you can't do that." You are arrested.

Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."

Gain superpowers!

(2) Now, that isn't allowed, even though its defying the original.

>Hijack nearby car, leadfoot it into the seedy part of town.

(3) You get in a nearby car. It won't start. (6) You are arrested and put on the prison truck.

Run like the wind!

(1) You run like the wind, which doesn't run, and (6) you are arrested and put on the prison truck.

Respawn as Ommision again,Crazyed Tech Preist is back,BABY

(5) You transform into Ommision then murder the cops arresting you.

BECOME CHARLES BARKLEY

(1) who? (1) But you murder all the cops.

Onyxjew: On prison truck

Zanzetkuken: Void-energy elemental dragon

Xantalos: on prison truck

GWG: failing to gain superpowers

Yoink: on prison truck

TopHat: on prison truck

LordSlowpoke: being handcuffed

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Crazy tech priest

Mullet Master: Cop murderer

[Xantalos]

REVEAL THAT PRISON TRUCK WAS ME
AM TRANSFORMER
PULVERIZE THESE FOOS

[TopHat]

Wait for prison truck doors to conveniently open. Then RUN LIKE THE WIND WOULD RUN IF IT RAN out of the truck, and high-tail it down the street.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Damn it.

Sneak into secret laboratory. Accidentally get caught in a lab accident that gives me superpowers.

I'd imagine a 1 and a 6 would be pretty similar for that last bit...

[Nosaneinme]

Well since i came back dead,Like Make Dead Police body to Make Robo-zombie,or Human being Live off Techlogy or what you like call it

[Onyxjew944]

Turn Slowpoke into a nuclear bomb. Use the distraction to escape.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Use void-energy to cause a building to fall on the cops.
>If the building is falling in my direction, construct a void-energy shield around myself.
>If the shield does not raise, use void-energy to instantaneously travel to a different place in the city that is above ground, and not unsupported in the air, that has nothing collapsing on top of it.

(You must always have contingency plans.)

[Persus13]

REVEAL THAT PRISON TRUCK WAS ME
AM TRANSFORMER
PULVERIZE THESE FOOS

(3) Turns out you were half the prison truck.

(2) You transform into half a prison truck aka you fail. An explosion kills you. Respawn?

Wait for prison truck doors to conveniently open. Then RUN LIKE THE WIND WOULD RUN IF IT RAN out of the truck, and high-tail it down the street.

(5) The doors open, and you (3) jump out of the moving truck, and (4) make a decent landing. YOu are now in the middle of busy traffic. An explosion kills you. Respawn?

Damn it.

Sneak into secret laboratory. Accidentally get caught in a lab accident that gives me superpowers.

I'd imagine a 1 and a 6 would be pretty similar for that last bit...

(4) you do. (4) you knock over something. (3) it starts dissolving the wall, and you decide to avoid it. An explosion kills you. Respawn?

Well since i came back dead,Like Make Dead Police body to Make Robo-zombie,or Human being Live off Techlogy or what you like call it

(1) You make GM very confused. So you want to be dead? Okay. Respawn?

Turn Slowpoke into a nuclear bomb. Use the distraction to escape.

(6) okay. Respawn everyone?

>Use void-energy to cause a building to fall on the cops.
>If the building is falling in my direction, construct a void-energy shield around myself.
>If the shield does not raise, use void-energy to instantaneously travel to a different place in the city that is above ground, and not unsupported in the air, that has nothing collapsing on top of it.

(You must always have contingency plans.)

(1) You gesture and then get vaporized by a nuclear explosion. Respawn?

Onyxjew: Dead

Zanzetkuken: Dead Void-energy elemental dragon

Xantalos: Dead

GWG: failing to gain superpowers and Dead

Yoink: Dead

TopHat: Dead

LordSlowpoke: Exploded nuclear bomb

Nosaneinme: Ommision, Dead Crazy tech priest

Mullet Master: Dead

[Xantalos]

Respawn as bacon
Kill whoever killed my past life

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Respawn as a Void-elemental Dragon.
>Assist Xantalos's second action.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Respawn.

Backstory:
"Yes! I'm in the nuclear power plant! None will expect me!"
Suddenly, his plan worked. Much faster than anticipated. The meltdown occurred the moment he pressed the inexplicable button.
"Oh dear..."

Gain superpowers!

[Onyxjew944]

Respawn as a puddle of orphan meat filled with toxic diamond slivers.