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[LordSlowpoke]

You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out

And yet you failed to knock me out.

Originally yes, then you rolled  1 when you tied to steal his credit card.

Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!

well that took you long enough

welcome to the world of minimalist rtd, i'd offer you a hat but that's too detailed for this game

[Onyxjew944]

You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out

And yet you failed to knock me out.

Originally yes, then you rolled  1 when you tied to steal his credit card.

Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!

well that took you long enough

welcome to the world of minimalist rtd, i'd offer you a hat but that's too detailed for this game

Welcome to the Internet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[GreatWyrmGold]

You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out

And yet you failed to knock me out.

Originally yes, then you rolled  1 when you tied to steal his credit card.

Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!

well that took you long enough

welcome to the world of minimalist rtd, i'd offer you a hat but that's too detailed for this game

...No.
No!
NO!
NOOO!
NOOOOOOO!!!

[InZane]

You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out

And yet you failed to knock me out.

Originally yes, then you rolled  1 when you tied to steal his credit card.

Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!

well that took you long enough

welcome to the world of minimalist rtd, i'd offer you a hat but that's too detailed for this game

Welcome to the Internet.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

beautiful

[Persus13]

No! No NOT THE BEES!
RESPAWN AS SHOOK STICKMAN
EAT BEES

(6) You respawn as a man made completely out of shaking sticks. Needless to say you feel funny.
(2) with what?

Point out that as javier's action states he failed to knock me out, I am not knocked out.

Steal his credit card and use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet.

(3) Point noted, moving on, you are still unconscious.

You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out
Retrieve GWG's unconscious body from the other planet using my mind
Give him my blood diffused with SuperAIDS
Take a kidney or two

(2) sorry, you don't have psychic powers

Have the 'tactical expert' tankers plan an invasion of a nearby planet.

(1) Your tactical experts eat all of your pizza while arguing over...well it started over a discussion of which planet to invade, but ended in an argument over whether Duke or UNC is better.

Point out that as javier's action states he failed to knock me out, I am not knocked out.

Steal his credit card and use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet.

SELL GWG AN ACME-BRAND SPACESHIP

(3) You drop it off by his body and hope he'll pay you later.

Acquire my star system.

(3) You acquire a moon.

"Make Sense? What fun is there in making sense?" Nega-me

Spawn as Master OF all Chaos


Warp Reality into My Playground

(4) Okay.
That involves magic, and there is a magic barrier that needs to be destroyed.

>Ram bees as a photon at the speed of light.

(2 vs. 4) The bees ram you at the peed of light

NPC Turn:
Nick Cage (3) continues looking for National Treasure.
The bees (1) die by accident.

Spoiler: CDC (click to show/hide)

25000 Quarantine Officers

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Tophat
13689 Sherman Fireflies
63 Flamethrower tanks
13 Half-tracks
2250 Tiger II

[GreatWyrmGold]

I can't pay for that on my own!

Wake up. Steal javierpwn's credit card. Use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet. Wonder why I'm doing this.

[Xantalos]

DING DONG THE BEES ARE DEAD
IMMA VAMPIRE
SUCK RANDOM PEOPLE's BLOOD
IF FAIL INSTRUCT SECRETARY ON ALPHABET

[TopHat]

Summon a tactical genius. Preferably Guderian.
Have them plan invasion of nearby planet(s).
Build some Tank Destroyers. Jagdpanthers?

[Onyxjew944]

Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.

That's no moon...

[LordSlowpoke]

Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.

That's no moon...

THROW SPACE STATION INTO MICROWAVE

PRODUCE BURGER

...that's a gourmand!
you should feel ashamed of yourself if you get the reference, to be honest

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Transform into a dragon.

[Onyxjew944]

Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.

That's no moon...

THROW SPACE STATION INTO MICROWAVE

PRODUCE BURGER

...that's a gourmand!
you should feel ashamed of yourself if you get the reference, to be honest

This is why we can't have nice things.

I like nice things...

[Nosaneinme]

Gain power of Semi-super mecha sonic from smbz and say"I'LL CRUSH YOU" then DESTORY MAGIC WALL THEN EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN MY WAY

[Persus13]

I can't pay for that on my own!

Wake up. Steal javierpwn's credit card. Use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet. Wonder why I'm doing this.

(4) You get up and (1) are killed by javierpwn. Respawn?

DING DONG THE BEES ARE DEAD
IMMA VAMPIRE
SUCK RANDOM PEOPLE's BLOOD
IF FAIL INSTRUCT SECRETARY ON ALPHABET

(1) YOURRA BITTEN BY A BAT AND DIE. NOT A VAMPIRE.

Summon a tactical genius. Preferably Guderian.
Have them plan invasion of nearby planet(s).
Build some Tank Destroyers. Jagdpanthers?

(3) You summon Einstein. He tells he isn't that type of genius, but he (4-1) tells you to invade planet Xara.
(2) You need materials

Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.

That's no moon...

(6) You turn it into the Death Star. Then you get lost in it.

Turn the moon into a planet-destroying space station.

That's no moon...

THROW SPACE STATION INTO MICROWAVE

PRODUCE BURGER

...that's a gourmand!
you should feel ashamed of yourself if you get the reference, to be honest

(6) You crate a space station microwave, then fall asleep after putting the space station inside.

>Transform into a dragon.

How?

Gain power of Semi-super mecha sonic from smbz and say"I'LL CRUSH YOU" then DESTORY MAGIC WALL THEN EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IN MY WAY

(6) The magic barrier explodes killing you and your mechas. Respawn?

NPCs:
Nick Cage (6) decides to attack tophat. (6+1 vs. 6) Both die in an epic duel for supremacy.

Spoiler: CDC (click to show/hide)

25000 Quarantine Officers

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Destroy the barrier that prevents use of magic.
>Transform into a dragon.