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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 212817 times)

TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #885 on: February 26, 2013, 01:18:21 pm »
Build more jeeps.
Give the tankers who thought of that plan medals.
Offer GWG some safe refuge in my fortified planet.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #886 on: February 26, 2013, 09:00:51 pm »
Quote from: TopHat on February 26, 2013, 01:18:21 pm
Offer GWG some safe refuge in my fortified planet.
Why, thank you!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #887 on: February 27, 2013, 12:30:34 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 26, 2013, 09:00:51 pm
Quote from: TopHat on February 26, 2013, 01:18:21 pm
Offer GWG some safe refuge in my fortified planet.
Why, thank you!
Your welcome.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #888 on: February 27, 2013, 09:40:16 pm »
Quote from: javierpwn on February 25, 2013, 06:44:02 pm
Knock out GWG
Get him on an IV, with my blood;but superAIDS is mixed in
Do blood transplant
Take a kidney
(2 vs. 2) You fail to knock him out.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 25, 2013, 06:50:03 pm
Order a bunch of fortification stuff using javierpwn's credit card. Yes, when pressed I play dirty.

Fortify my room against javier's attack.
(1) you get knocked out when you try to steal his credit card.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 06:53:37 pm
Respawn as pure Cage Rage
Killinate LordSlowpoke, Zanzetkuken, and GWG.

Next enemy; Nicolas Cage
(4) Okay
(4 vs. 1) (3 vs. 2) (4 vs. 5) You kill Slowpoke
(6) Nick Cage spawns in. He then kills you. Respawn?

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 25, 2013, 07:15:08 pm
>Have the next enemy be Chuck Norris
>Run away at the speed of light
(2) nope
(6) you become a photon.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 25, 2013, 07:38:42 pm

Nicholas Cage is disappoint.

Turn the every potato chip in the multiverse into Nicholas Cage.
(3) you turn one into him.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 26, 2013, 09:28:42 am
Quote from: Xantalos on February 25, 2013, 06:53:37 pm
Respawn as pure Cage Rage
Killinate LordSlowpoke, Zanzetkuken, and GWG.

Next enemy; Nicolas Cage

COUNTER WITH TENDER, TAMING SNOUTLICKING
You died, but before you (6) slurp all over Xantalos, calming his rage.

Quote from: TopHat on February 26, 2013, 01:18:21 pm
Build more jeeps.
Give the tankers who thought of that plan medals.
Offer GWG some safe refuge in my fortified planet.
(3) you build 1
(3) they get decorations of valor
GWG shows up at you planet.

NPCs:
Nick Cage (3) looks for National Treasure
The CDC (6) summons a bunch of bees.


Spoiler: CDC (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #889 on: February 27, 2013, 09:47:05 pm »
No! No NOT THE BEES!
RESPAWN AS SHOOK STICKMAN
EAT BEES
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #890 on: February 27, 2013, 09:50:02 pm »
Point out that as javier's action states he failed to knock me out, I am not knocked out.

Steal his credit card and use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #891 on: February 28, 2013, 01:11:36 pm »
You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out
Retrieve GWG's unconscious body from the other planet using my mind
Give him my blood diffused with SuperAIDS
Take a kidney or two
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #892 on: February 28, 2013, 01:26:10 pm »
Have the 'tactical expert' tankers plan an invasion of a nearby planet.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #893 on: February 28, 2013, 02:39:38 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 27, 2013, 09:50:02 pm
Point out that as javier's action states he failed to knock me out, I am not knocked out.

Steal his credit card and use it to order a starship for getting to and from TopHat's planet.

SELL GWG AN ACME-BRAND SPACESHIP
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #894 on: February 28, 2013, 03:59:52 pm »
Acquire my star system.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #895 on: February 28, 2013, 05:17:33 pm »
"Make Sense? What fun is there in making sense?" Nega-me

Spawn as Master OF all Chaos


Warp Reality into My Playground
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #896 on: February 28, 2013, 05:20:15 pm »
>Ram bees as a photon at the speed of light.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #897 on: February 28, 2013, 05:38:21 pm »
Quote from: javierpwn on February 28, 2013, 01:11:36 pm
You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out
And yet you failed to knock me out.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #898 on: February 28, 2013, 06:40:00 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 28, 2013, 05:38:21 pm
Quote from: javierpwn on February 28, 2013, 01:11:36 pm
You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out
And yet you failed to knock me out.
Originally yes, then you rolled  1 when you tied to steal his credit card.
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VIII: Not the Bees!
« Reply #899 on: February 28, 2013, 06:43:17 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on February 28, 2013, 06:40:00 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 28, 2013, 05:38:21 pm
Quote from: javierpwn on February 28, 2013, 01:11:36 pm
You tried to steal my credit card; so I knocked you out
And yet you failed to knock me out.
Originally yes, then you rolled  1 when you tied to steal his credit card.
Just roll to see if my insane logic works. It actually has a logical basis, Word of God be darned!
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