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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216696 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #795 on: February 15, 2013, 05:39:10 pm »
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 15, 2013, 05:27:09 pm
Create machine to automatically force all my sentences to end in '... IN SPACE!'.[/b]
IN SPACE!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #796 on: February 16, 2013, 09:24:00 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 14, 2013, 07:40:19 pm
(Wait, didn't I have all the players who weren't me fused into that monster?  Uh-oh.)

>Find an Anti-matter bomb
>Throw it at Rothanglath
(2) You can't find one.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 14, 2013, 07:41:01 pm
Accelerate the game to a state where I am not anything's armpit.
(4 vs. 2+1) Rothangloth moves you so that you're his elbow. Then you are infected and die. Respawn?

Quote from: Xantalos on February 14, 2013, 07:54:10 pm
Respawn as King Xantalos III The Galaxy Sized.
Eat the magic suppressor.
(2) You respawn as a pencil.

Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 14, 2013, 08:07:37 pm
Theme song:(Something Holy sounding and Yet Chilling)

My Army March on and Robot build more robot,THE ENDLESS WAR HAS STARTED.

Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,NO ONE DESTROY ROBOTS OF HOLY MESSIAH OF THE MACHINE GOD,ALL HAIL HIM,MAKE CRY OF THY CRY OF THY's ENEMIES.

(So in this universe,Mage Started cult of Mechanicus,Also Also Mage is Ommisolin,Think himself is Son or Messiah of Machine god)
(2) Your robots are warbots
(2 vs. 4) Rothanglath kills several of your robots.

Quote from: Wwolin on February 14, 2013, 08:18:36 pm
MoAr Myspellingz!
Turn Grillodons into Grillodogs.
(2) Stilll naaope

Quote from: TopHat on February 15, 2013, 04:55:05 am
Summon some other great tank commander (Wittmann?)
Start mass drive to get the people to sign up to fight the rebels.
Build some Tiger IIs
(4) You summon Erwin Rommel
(4) You get 1000 militia
(5) You build 5000

Quote from: javierpwn on February 14, 2013, 09:10:03 pm
Infect GWG, and everyone else
(6 vs. 1) Rothanglath is infected and dies. nice one.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 15, 2013, 05:27:09 pm
Create factories on planet.
Continue trying to civilize wookies.
Summon subservient sentient nuclear missiles... IN SPACE!
Create machine to automatically force all my sentences to end in '... IN SPACE!'.
(1) The wookies blow up the factory. Respawn?

NPC turn:
Confused the grillodon army and Rothangloth's army attack each other. (6 vs. 4) Rothanglath's army is wiped out, but the grillodons take casualties too.
The rebels attack Tophat's army. (1 vs. 6) They get annihilated by Rommel's tactical skills.

Spoiler: Onyxjew's Creature Madhouse (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Dem Wookies (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Army of Immortals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #797 on: February 16, 2013, 09:27:25 pm »
Attract pencils from all over the galaxy to build a planet-sized body for myself.
Assume control of the Grillodon empire.
Reaserch tech: Transcend Mortality[
Sabotage TopHat plan; write plans to defeat Marty the Zebra instead/b]
« Last Edit: February 17, 2013, 04:01:49 am by Xantalos »
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #798 on: February 16, 2013, 10:40:18 pm »
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #799 on: February 16, 2013, 10:47:12 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 16, 2013, 10:40:18 pm
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
Rothanglath is dead.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #800 on: February 16, 2013, 10:51:09 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on February 16, 2013, 10:47:12 pm
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 16, 2013, 10:40:18 pm
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
Rothanglath is dead.

I'm destroying the corpse.
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Nosaneinme

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #801 on: February 16, 2013, 11:15:41 pm »
This Cultist of Mars need More Robots for Army,Research Technology to Better robots and Make Ally with Tophat Inc so they can be in within my Crusade,See if my spy-bot are bugy if not,improvement therm.For Glory of The Machine god

Also what do Me and my robot look like

Edit this my guy will look like ,Robot look Wirely Thin but Strong looking,Spy boy look small fly robot kind look eye balls also run Life Energy
« Last Edit: February 16, 2013, 11:28:20 pm by Nosaneinme »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #802 on: February 16, 2013, 11:18:20 pm »
Whatever you imagine.... it is an minimalist RTD after all!
Start infecting a random PC
« Last Edit: February 17, 2013, 04:05:40 am by javierpwn »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #803 on: February 17, 2013, 03:58:53 am »
Unknowingly sharpen Xantalos Pencil and use it do draw up battle plans for defeating the leaderless Grillodons.
Have army carry out said plans.
Build a few MAUSes.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VI: Rothanglath
« Reply #804 on: February 17, 2013, 07:12:29 am »
Murder all Wookies.

Even the younglings.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Putin Edition
« Reply #805 on: February 18, 2013, 11:14:07 am »
Quote from: TopHat on February 17, 2013, 03:58:53 am
Unknowingly sharpen Xantalos Pencil and use it do draw up battle plans for defeating the leaderless Grillodons.
Quote from: Xantalos on February 16, 2013, 09:27:25 pm
Sabotage TopHat plan; write plans to defeat Marty the Zebra instead/b]
Tophat initiated attack so he is first:
(6 vs. 1) Xantalos is used to draw up battle plans and loses his turn due to that. Tophat realizes halfway through that the plan is saying that he should make Mary the Zebra head of the grillodons, then Xantalos gets a disease and dies.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 16, 2013, 10:40:18 pm
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
>Respawn.
>Try again!
(1) It only blows you up.
(2) You respawn to find you don't have an anti-matter bomb, then you get a disease and die.

Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 16, 2013, 11:15:41 pm
This Cultist of Mars need More Robots for Army,Research Technology to Better robots and Make Ally with Tophat Inc so they can be in within my Crusade,See if my spy-bot are bugy if not,improvement therm.For Glory of The Machine god

Also what do Me and my robot look like

Edit this my guy will look like ,Robot look Wirely Thin but Strong looking,Spy boy look small fly robot kind look eye balls also run Life Energy
(2) You need to build a library to be able to research Tech.
Tophat gets your offer. It is up to him, but then you die of a disease.

Quote from: javierpwn on February 16, 2013, 11:18:20 pm
Whatever you imagine.... it is an minimalist RTD after all!
Start infecting a random PC
(6) You infect all living things.. Including yourself. You die

Quote from: TopHat on February 17, 2013, 03:58:53 am
Unknowingly sharpen Xantalos Pencil and use it do draw up battle plans for defeating the leaderless Grillodons.
Have army carry out said plans.
Build a few MAUSes.
(3) Your army installs Marty the Zebra as head of the grillodon army, but the grillodons try to kill him.
(1 vs. 5) They lose 75% of their army and then the rest die of a disease, along with you and your army.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 17, 2013, 07:12:29 am
Murder all Wookies.

Even the younglings.
(2) You try, but you die of a disease, along with the wookies.

GUYS, QUIT MURDERING THE UNIVERSE!!!

Every PC respawns and stares as a bunch of cops appear holding weapons. You all grin as you prepare to kill them, then you realize they are Russian cops. Behind them a tank is thrown aside to reveal a PWD (Person of Mass Destruction). You stare in horror as Vladimir Putin, shirtless and holding a LAW (rocket Launcher) appears and says "Roll to dodge this LAW!" before you all run away.


Spoiler: Army of Immortals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 18, 2013, 02:44:17 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #806 on: February 18, 2013, 12:07:53 pm »
i Can't Die From Disease i more Machine than man
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #807 on: February 18, 2013, 12:09:32 pm »
Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 18, 2013, 12:07:53 pm
i Can't Die From Disease i more Machine than man

You are still part human. Also I could have made it affect robots, but I didn't so be happy you still have an army.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #808 on: February 18, 2013, 12:31:06 pm »
Nominate javierpwn as new boss.

Respawn.

Develop antibiotics.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW VII: Person of Mass Destruction
« Reply #809 on: February 18, 2013, 01:03:08 pm »
Grant myself immunity from the LAW as I'm a foreign diplomat
Become cotton candy monster
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