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[Persus13]

Destroy the magic dampener with the power of Grill
Create a private dimension for Grillodons to love in peace for all eternity in - call it Grillvean.

(1) The power of grill destroys you. Respawn?

Generate Time Lord Stench.

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Accelerate transition to RTDTLVI.

(4) okay

>Have the next enemy be the monstrosity.

(3) It is, but using randomly generated names and minions. It is the evil Rothanglath. It summons Ancient Gibbering Immolators and the Cats Of Cath to be its minions

Gestalt: Theoretical love-child.

Meaning, the gestalt from two turns back was the spawn of Optimus Prime, Sauron, and Cruella de Ville. Google them, and imagine the child.

Respawn.
Gain control of Wookies.
Murder daleks Grillodons.

Edit: For a second I thought we were fighting daleks for some reason.

Okay. The daleks got annihilated by zanzetkuken's bad roll.
(2) The Wookies are uncontrollable.
(2 vs. 1) You fake-out the Grillodons, 5 of whom commit suicide when you do it.

I the Great Tech Priest/Mage called Machine god to SMITE dalek and My Spy-bot to Check other Army/Government around me


EDIT:Also I have Nice Robe and Machine arms and Glow Robotic Eyes

(3) The machine god tells you the daleks got destroyed last turn. He points you and Rothanglath the monster and says you an fight him instead. (2) Your spybot malfunctions. (4) bYou get robotic eyes and machine arms.

Respawn as an entity of misspellings.
Replace Grillodons with Gryllodons, which are enormous space whales that bear a striking resemblance to Bear Grylls.

(6) YOur naow a entitty ofh mysspeslings
(2) noape

Have Patton crush rebels.
Meanwhile give free pencils to the people who do good work at the factory.

(3 vs. 6) Patton kills some of them but is killed.
(5) The people love you.

NPCs:
Rothanglath attacks Nosaneinme's army. (3 vs.1) He kills 20% of your army
Rebels attack Tophat (4 vs. 3) people die on both sides.

Spoiler: Rothanglath's Army (click to show/hide)

An evil monstrosity
100000 Ancient Gibbering Immolators
100000 Cats Of Cath

Spoiler: Onyxjew's Creature Madhouse (click to show/hide)

10000  albino cheese skunks with steel pikes

Spoiler: Army of Immortals (click to show/hide)

16000 Robot

480 Spy-Bot

1 Crazyed Mage and Tech Priest

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Tophat
30419 Sherman Fireflies
140 Flamethrower tanks
28 Half-tracks

Spoiler: Rebels (click to show/hide)

122 Mobile infantry
608 Rebels

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)

Xantalos II
265914 Grillodon grunts
1139 grillodon tanks
140 grillodon "Immortals"
14 Grillodon bodyguards
Captain Grillerica
2 Triceratops dragons

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

(Wait, didn't I have all the players who weren't me fused into that monster?  Uh-oh.)

>Find an Anti-matter bomb
>Throw it at Rothanglath

[GreatWyrmGold]

Accelerate the game to a state where I am not anything's armpit.

[Xantalos]

Respawn as King Xantalos III The Galaxy Sized.
Eat the magic suppressor.

[Nosaneinme]

Theme song:(Something Holy sounding and Yet Chilling)

My Army March on and Robot build more robot,THE ENDLESS WAR HAS STARTED.

Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,NO ONE DESTROY ROBOTS OF HOLY MESSIAH OF THE MACHINE GOD,ALL HAIL HIM,MAKE CRY OF THY CRY OF THY's ENEMIES.

(So in this universe,Mage Started cult of Mechanicus,Also Also Mage is Ommisolin,Think himself is Son or Messiah of Machine god)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,

You do realize you were fused into it, right?

[Nosaneinme]

Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,

You do realize you were fused into it, right?,Oh i'm Idiot,I Misread it,i'm sorry nosaneinme.

No i wasn't becaus,Does it say that,No why i be fused

[Persus13]

Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,

You do realize you were fused into it, right?

For now I am assuming all PCs respawned except GWG

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,

You do realize you were fused into it, right?,Oh i'm Idiot,I Misread it,i'm sorry nosaneinme.

No i wasn't becaus,Does it say that,No why i be fused

This is why:

>Fuse all of my Player Character opponents into a single being, possessing all of the parts of the enemy PCs.

(6) You fuse all your opponents (except tophat's corporation and the grillodons) into one huge being that really hates your guts. That might have been a bad idea.

Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,

You do realize you were fused into it, right?

For now I am assuming all PCs respawned except GWG

Did anyone state that they respawned?  Only the ones that stated that would have.

[Wwolin]

MoAr Myspellingz!
Turn Grillodons into Grillodogs.

[Nosaneinme]

I think time say this,go home,game master,your dunk,Yes that is My Wut when make so mad and Dumbfound





Captain Jean-Luc Picard is Face palming right now

[javierpwn]

Infect GWG, and everyone else

[GreatWyrmGold]

Make Sure All life of Rothanglath will die in Bloodest,

You do realize you were fused into it, right?

For now I am assuming all PCs respawned except GWG

Why didn't I respawn?

[TopHat]

Summon some other great tank commander (Wittmann?)
Start mass drive to get the people to sign up to fight the rebels.
Build some Tiger IIs

[Onyxjew944]

Create factories on planet.
Continue trying to civilize wookies.
Summon subservient sentient nuclear missiles... IN SPACE!
Create machine to automatically force all my sentences to end in '... IN SPACE!'.