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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216816 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #765 on: February 12, 2013, 09:15:08 pm »
Determine what part of the body of the horrible amalgamation I am.

Use Sonic Screwdriver to enhance attack as I attack the Daleks!

(Hope the GM doesn't remember the SS wasn't there...)
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #766 on: February 12, 2013, 10:05:02 pm »
Effortlessly trounce contenders due to robot body
Once crowned, use supreme tactical skills to crush my enemies without losing a single soldier.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #767 on: February 12, 2013, 10:13:55 pm »
Create myself a body from Living Pus
Infect EVERYTHING
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #768 on: February 13, 2013, 03:30:48 am »
Build some more half-tracks and train some mobile infantry.
Summon Heinz Guderian and Erich von Manstein for tactical advice.
BLITZKRIEG! (the Grillodons)
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #769 on: February 13, 2013, 10:21:46 am »
Lose interest in roll to dodge because its not what it used to be.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #770 on: February 13, 2013, 10:32:43 am »
Now Start army of immortals of

20000 Robot

600 Spy-Bot

1 Crazyed Mage and Tech Priest aka that me
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #771 on: February 13, 2013, 05:48:07 pm »
Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 13, 2013, 10:32:43 am
Now Start army of immortals of

20000 Robot

600 Spy-Bot

1 Crazyed Mage and Tech Priest aka that me
Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 13, 2013, 10:32:43 am
Now Start army of immortals of

20000 Robot

600 Spy-Bot

1 Crazyed Mage and Tech Priest aka that me
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 12, 2013, 08:12:33 pm
>Order the daleks to kill the monstrosity
(1 vs. 6) Your daleks get annihilated by the best. Uh-oh.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 12, 2013, 08:18:53 pm
Bring my gestalt back.
Colonize planet with pike-skunks.
Summon Ewoks on said planet.
Murder daleks.
(4) i have no idea what that is but sure.
(4) planet colonized
(1) You summon wookies who rip off your arms after you call them Ewoks. Respawn?

Quote from: Wwolin on February 12, 2013, 08:50:31 pm
Merge with the flowers that I was smelling to become some disturbing plant-human hybrid.
Grow a garden of sentient flowers to fight the daleks.
(1) The flowers eat you. Respawn?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 12, 2013, 09:15:08 pm
Determine what part of the body of the horrible amalgamation I am.

Use Sonic Screwdriver to enhance attack as I attack the Daleks!

(Hope the GM doesn't remember the SS wasn't there...)
(2) Your it's armpit. What sonic screwdriver?

Quote from: Xantalos on February 12, 2013, 10:05:02 pm
Effortlessly trounce contenders due to robot body
Once crowned, use supreme tactical skills to crush my enemies without losing a single soldier.
(5+1 vs. 2) You win the tournament and become King Xantalos II
(5 vs. 4) You attack Tophat's faction and kill half of them for a quarter of your forces.

Quote from: javierpwn on February 12, 2013, 10:13:55 pm
Create myself a body from Living Pus
Infect EVERYTHING
(5) You become living pus.
(4 vs. 6) You try to infect, but discover that this world has really good disease control.

Quote from: TopHat on February 13, 2013, 03:30:48 am
Build some more half-tracks and train some mobile infantry.
Summon Heinz Guderian and Erich von Manstein for tactical advice.
BLITZKRIEG! (the Grillodons)
(2) You get more pencils
(1) Your mobile infantry joins the rebels.
(3) General Patton shows up
(2 vs. 2) Patton gives a speech about how God wants you to shoot every son of a bitch German

Quote from: TheZoomZoll on February 13, 2013, 10:21:46 am
Lose interest in roll to dodge because its not what it used to be.
I'm sorry. Anything I can do to help?

Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 13, 2013, 10:32:43 am
Now Start army of immortals of

20000 Robot

600 Spy-Bot

1 Crazyed Mage and Tech Priest aka that me
(4) You get them

NPCs:
The monstrous being attacks Zanzetkuken! (4 vs. 1) Zanzetkuken is slain! Well umm.... RTDTL VI will start soon.
The Rebels attack Tophat! (2 vs. 4) Tophat kills a quarter of them.

Spoiler: Onyxjew's Creature Madhouse (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Army of Immortals (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Tophat Corporation (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rebels (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #772 on: February 13, 2013, 06:50:56 pm »
Destroy the magic dampener with the power of Grill
Create a private dimension for Grillodons to love in peace for all eternity in - call it Grillvean.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #773 on: February 13, 2013, 06:51:37 pm »
Generate Time Lord Stench.

...

Accelerate transition to RTDTLVI.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #774 on: February 13, 2013, 06:56:13 pm »
>Have the next enemy be the monstrosity.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #775 on: February 13, 2013, 06:58:06 pm »
Gestalt: Theoretical love-child.

Meaning, the gestalt from two turns back was the spawn of Optimus Prime, Sauron, and Cruella de Ville. Google them, and imagine the child.

Respawn.
Gain control of Wookies.
Murder daleks Grillodons.

Edit: For a second I thought we were fighting daleks for some reason.
« Last Edit: February 13, 2013, 07:36:15 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #776 on: February 13, 2013, 07:31:55 pm »
I the Great Tech Priest/Mage called Machine god to SMITE dalek and My Spy-bot to Check other Army/Government around me


EDIT:Also I have Nice Robe and Machine arms and Glow Robotic Eyes
« Last Edit: February 13, 2013, 07:35:00 pm by Nosaneinme »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #777 on: February 13, 2013, 11:21:39 pm »
Respawn as an entity of misspellings.
Replace Grillodons with Gryllodons, which are enormous space whales that bear a striking resemblance to Bear Grylls.
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #778 on: February 13, 2013, 11:22:47 pm »
Quote from: Wwolin on February 13, 2013, 11:21:39 pm
Respawn as an entity of misspellings.
Replace Grillodons with Gryllodons, which are enormous space whales that bear a striking resemblance to Bear Grylls.
Keep their grill aspects and I approve.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW V: The Dalek Menace
« Reply #779 on: February 14, 2013, 03:41:59 am »
Have Patton crush rebels.
Meanwhile give free pencils to the people who do good work at the factory.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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