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[Onyxjew944]

I just murdered an entire universe... I feel awful... I didn't even use magma, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DWARF AM I?

Respawn as a cloud of razor sharp shrapnel and kill Xantalos.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Annihilate Xantalos with a new TARDIS!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I just murdered an entire universe... I feel awful... I didn't even use magma, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DWARF AM I?

A dwarf who uses the tools he has for the omnicide he desires?

[Onyxjew944]

I just murdered an entire universe... I feel awful... I didn't even use magma, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DWARF AM I?

A dwarf who uses the tools he has for the omnicide he desires?

True, but I feel as though I could have done better. Maybe an atomic nuclear-powered railgun the size of a small galaxy made entirely of adamantine designed to fire magma. Wait, scratch that. Elves, kittens, and magma.

[Persus13]

Spawn as a black hole.
Enjoy being a black hole.

(2) You are part of the group of heroes, so you are alive.

Respawn as George Foreman
Tame these heretic grills!

(2) Sadly, you have already respawned.
(3) You start handing out Grillbles to the heathen grills

Respawn
Kill all those who would attack my past empire!

(5) "Certainly you can join me as my chief lieutenant, fellow Xantalos" King Xantalos hands you a sharpened spatula, and you (1) promptly trip and fall on it. Respawn?

Respawn as Hank Hill.
Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)
Summon the Power of Propane!

(4) You are Hank hill (googling Hank Hill)
(5) Yes they are.
(1) You summon butane power in the form of Louis V. Aronson and the Ronson butane lighter. He is accompanied by SHerman tanks (nicknamed Ronson lighters). (power of wikipedia surfing)

Run like the wind!
((preferably away from the invading army))

(1) You run towards a grillodon. (5 vs. 5) Nothing happens

We both Dead,(As part-joke) MERGE ONE SOULS EACHS

(1) You cause your soul and his to be as far away from each other as possible. (5) His soul smashes through the grillodon army in its goal to get as far away from you as possible.

Respawn as Hank Hill.
Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)
Summon the Power of Propane!

Possess Hank hill reincarnation
Make him grill using a charcoal grill

Then take over WWolin's soul energies

(1 vs. 2) You are dumped into a can of butane.

I just murdered an entire universe... I feel awful... I didn't even use magma, WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DWARF AM I?

Respawn as a cloud of razor sharp shrapnel and kill Xantalos.

(6) You respawn as a cloud of razor sharp shrapnel and fall towards King Xantalos. (1 vs. 3+1) He welds you to a stick and has a nice new weapon!

>Annihilate Xantalos with a new TARDIS!

(1) Your TARDIS got destroyed.
(2 vs. 3+1) King Xantalos hits you with his new weapon. You are in pain.

NPC Turn:
(3) King Xantalos decides to send his T. Rexes at the Shermans! (3 vs. 5) Several Shermans and many more T. Rexes destroyed.
(4) Ronson orders his tanks to fire at the T. Rexes! (3 vs. 3) A few more Shermans and T. Rexes fall)

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

Wwolin Missionary
Hank Hill

Spoiler: Ronson Corporation (click to show/hide)

Louis V. Aronson
99980 Shermans

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)

King Xantalos
399990 Enslaved T. rexes
500000 enslaved triceratops
5000000 other enslaved dinosaurs
5000000 Grillodon grunts
10000 grillodon tanks
1000 grillodon "Immortals"
100 Grillodon bodyguards
10 Avenger Grillodons (Captain grillodon, Iron grillodon, black grillodon, Grill, Hulkodon, hawkgrill)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Propane Powers: Activate!

[Nosaneinme]

YES,I did some Harm when I am Dead,Now is Mage that Keep me in soul stone then put in Machine

[Xantalos]

Respawn
Unleash MAH LAZOR at the heores and the Ronson Co.

[TheZoomZoll]

Transform into a black hole.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Create the Alliance of Grillodon Resistance
>Get people to joing

[TopHat]

Run like the wind! Away from the bad guys this time!

[Persus13]

Propane Powers: Activate!

(1) You summon more Butane Shermans

YES,I did some Harm when I am Dead,Now is Mage that Keep me in soul stone then put in Machine

(5) You become a mage with a soul stone.

Respawn
Unleash MAH LAZOR at the heores and the Ronson Co.

(4) YOu attack a few shermans (3 vs. 3) You destroy 2, but are in pain.

Transform into a black hole.

(3) You become black. I wonder if you are going to die first?

>Create the Alliance of Grillodon Resistance
>Get people to joing

Created, and you (6) convince all of the Grillodon's enslaved dinosaurs to join your cause.

Run like the wind! Away from the bad guys this time!

(6) You become the wind. Again.

NPC Turn: King Xantalos is angry and orders the Alliance of Grillodon Resistance destroyed. (3 vs. 1) A bombardment kills a few of dinosaurs.
Ronson Corporation (4) takes advantage of this to (4 vs. 4) Have a tank battle where large numbers of SHermans and Grillodon tanks are destroyed.

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

Wwolin Missionary
Hank Hill
Tophat the wind

Spoiler: Alliance of Grillodon Resistance (click to show/hide)

Zanzetkuken the great
399990 Enslaved T. rexes
500000 enslaved triceratops
4000000 other enslaved dinosaurs

Spoiler: Ronson Corporation (click to show/hide)

Louis V. Aronson
108978 Shermans

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)

King Xantalos
5000000 Grillodon grunts
9000 grillodon tanks
1000 grillodon "Immortals"
100 Grillodon bodyguards
10 Avenger Grillodons (Captain grillodon, Iron grillodon, black grillodon, Grill, Hulkodon, hawkgrill, 4 grillotroopers)

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Transform Dinosaurs into Dragons
>Have the all Dinosaurs-that-are-now-dragons attack King Xantalos in groups of 10000.
>Go back in time and retroactively kill King Xantalos.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wonder what happened to the Butane forces.

Become Propaneman: Propane salesman by day, pyrokinetic superhero by night! It's nighttime.

[Nosaneinme]

Now use My Evil Magic power to see Most powerful and Make Huge Mega Spell Wipe his Army then Make Army of Robot by use my stone soul to Get Soul make This Machine to Work,i'm not evil sorcerer hellbent on power trust me GM.