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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216992 times)

javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #660 on: February 02, 2013, 07:50:57 pm »
Become flashlight and vacuum resistant
Possess him again
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #661 on: February 02, 2013, 07:51:36 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 02, 2013, 07:49:00 pm
>Annihilate Xantalos!

(By the way, where are the NPC actions/NPC statuses?)
They are me being lazy.
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #662 on: February 02, 2013, 07:52:40 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on January 20, 2013, 06:59:48 pm
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on January 20, 2013, 05:03:29 pm
PLOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR
(2) nothing happens (4) The general says he'll join, if he gets to become the new emperor.

PUNCH GM IN SNOUT TO RETCON DEATH

CONTINUE USURPING EMPIRE
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Nosaneinme

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #663 on: February 02, 2013, 08:42:59 pm »
If look Rich then I must have money and I use Laszer Gun to shoot Their Leader
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #664 on: February 02, 2013, 10:26:55 pm »
Kill them with underhanded tactics.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #665 on: February 02, 2013, 10:29:52 pm »
Kill thyme lords with overhanded tic-tacs.
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #666 on: February 03, 2013, 05:03:06 am »
Carry on persuading brother
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A new Xantalos
« Reply #667 on: February 03, 2013, 02:12:43 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 07:40:42 pm
Rapidly assimilate spacecraft into HQ, creating a massive and powerful spaceship--the Ark!


Rescue Jews!
(3) You begin to combine spacecraft.

(6) You rescue the Jews causing you to need more oxygen, but then you and they are murdered

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 02, 2013, 07:42:09 pm
Use my sharpened blood diamond sword the size of a greyhound bus to murder everything.
(6) You murder everyone. Including yourself

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 02, 2013, 07:49:00 pm
>Annihilate Xantalos!

(By the way, where are the NPC actions/NPC statuses?)
(1 vs. 1) Seeing Onyxjew944 charging towards you, you and Xantalos commit suicide.

Quote from: javierpwn on February 02, 2013, 07:50:57 pm
Become flashlight and vacuum resistant
Possess him again
(4) You are flashlight and vacuum resistant.
(2) Sadly you can not possess dead corpses.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 02, 2013, 07:52:40 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on January 20, 2013, 06:59:48 pm
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on January 20, 2013, 05:03:29 pm
PLOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR
(2) nothing happens (4) The general says he'll join, if he gets to become the new emperor.

PUNCH GM IN SNOUT TO RETCON DEATH

CONTINUE USURPING EMPIRE
(5) YOu aren't punished for attacking the GM

(2) You can't usurp a non-existant empire. You also got murdered

Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 02, 2013, 08:42:59 pm
If look Rich then I must have money and I use Laszer Gun to shoot Their Leader
(6) excellant deduction. You own the planet! And they now really want to kill you.
(1 vs. 6) The leader makes you give him all your money then decapitates you. Then he gets killed by a giant sword.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 02, 2013, 10:26:55 pm
Kill them with underhanded tactics.
see zanzetkuken's post. Time cops get murdered

Quote from: Wwolin on February 02, 2013, 10:29:52 pm
Kill thyme lords with overhanded tic-tacs.
(1) The thyme lords spawn and kill you, then get murdered.

Quote from: TopHat on February 03, 2013, 05:03:06 am
Carry on persuading brother
(2) You would, but you both got murdered.

GM turn:
What a downer ending to RTDTL III:Out of Thyme. However, it's time for ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos

In the distant past, The Grillodon King Xantalos sees into the future and sees that there are few Grillodons left! Obviously, he must invade the future! His mighty grillodon army pours out of a portal to this galaxy that is only full of dead corpses. Then you respawn. You must defend the galaxy against Xantalos.

Spoiler: Heroes (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Grillodon army (click to show/hide)
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #668 on: February 03, 2013, 02:24:49 pm »
Spawn as a black hole.
Enjoy being a black hole.
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #669 on: February 03, 2013, 02:29:03 pm »
Respawn as George Foreman
Tame these heretic grills!
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #670 on: February 03, 2013, 02:47:55 pm »
Respawn
Kill all those who would attack my past empire!
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Quote from: BFEL
XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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((The Xantalos Die: [1, 1, 1, 6, 6, 6]))

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #671 on: February 03, 2013, 02:52:14 pm »
Respawn as Hank Hill.
Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)
Summon the Power of Propane!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #672 on: February 03, 2013, 03:40:20 pm »
Run like the wind!
((preferably away from the invading army))
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Nosaneinme

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #673 on: February 03, 2013, 06:33:11 pm »
We both Dead,(As part-joke) MERGE ONE SOULS EACHS
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javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW IV: A New Xantalos
« Reply #674 on: February 03, 2013, 06:37:17 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 03, 2013, 02:52:14 pm
Respawn as Hank Hill.
Note that Grillodons are Charcoal Grillodons! (Because dinosaur propane grills are just silly.)
Summon the Power of Propane!
Possess Hank hill reincarnation
Make him grill using a charcoal grill

Then take over WWolin's soul energies
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