Persuade brother to join me.
(1) "Sorry I have to stop you brother." (2 vs. 5) You kick him to the ground before he has a chance to move.
Sue the GM for bad management practices.
Non-joke turn: Re-resume slaughter
The GM uses the Ninja defense.
(3) You sharpen your knife, giving you a +1 to slaughter rolls next turn.
psst
admiral
admiral
there's no emperor
remember the deal
USURP EMPIRE
(1) The GM forgets what the deal was and kills you by airlocking you. This gives you a turn to find the relevant quote.
Wonder what authority javier tried to slap me to spite. Also wonder who WGW is.
Launch space program!
(6) You launch the space program, literally. Your mission control headquarters along with all your other space stuff is now in space. The other countries decide that launching Jews into space is a great idea too, especially without really expensive space-suits and the like.
Use ghostly possession to possess GWG
(2 vs. 5) GWG shines a flashlight under his bed and you go away.
Continue killing the Thyme guys.
(5 vs. 6) Surprise Surprise! The Thyme chiefs continue to have the upper hand.
Convince WGW that his name is actually Wwolin's Goose White, and have him join the debater's guild.
(1) His name is now little fluffykins.
(3) He says he'll consider joining.
>Fire upon Xantalos, again.
(5 vs. 4) Xantalos feels a slight pain in the rear.
Who are they and why they attack me
(3) They are Musken Raiders, armed with unreliable rifles and sharp sticks. They are attacking you because you look rich