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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 217024 times)

TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #645 on: February 02, 2013, 01:52:26 pm »
Persuade brother to join me.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #646 on: February 02, 2013, 01:52:58 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on February 02, 2013, 01:26:45 pm
Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 01, 2013, 11:20:20 pm
REROLL
(1) You attempt to start your city state, but get attacked by the forces of Ttuh the Abbaj.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 01, 2013, 11:29:54 pm
"Of course you do! However, I AM ME!"

SHOOP DA WHOOP
(5 vs. 6) Thyme Bosses continue to be better fighters.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 01, 2013, 11:49:16 pm
Be surprised at update speed. Suspect personal time travel. Check calendar. Get sad.

Read turn.

Remember that this game is not logical.

...
Time for Operation Jews in Space! Gather all Jews into some more accepting nation, start a space program.
(6) You head to Palestine. Other then having to pay a slightly higher tax, there is little discrimination there.
(5) space program is a success. YOu might be the first man on Mars.

Quote from: javierpwn on February 02, 2013, 11:37:04 am
Kill Thyme police
Make cult out Of survivors
Find GWG, slap him just to spite his authority
(1 vs. 2) You try to find them but can't
(5) You convince 50 of them to join the Dark Cult however.
(1) You attack WGW, who slays you.

I was skipped!

Sue the GM for bad management practices.

Non-joke turn: Re-resume slaughter
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #647 on: February 02, 2013, 04:03:07 pm »
psst

admiral

admiral

there's no emperor

remember the deal

USURP EMPIRE
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #648 on: February 02, 2013, 04:53:31 pm »
Wonder what authority javier tried to slap me to spite. Also wonder who WGW is.

Launch space program!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #649 on: February 02, 2013, 04:57:24 pm »
WGW is WonderfulGooseWhite
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #650 on: February 02, 2013, 05:18:10 pm »
Use ghostly possession to possess GWG
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #651 on: February 02, 2013, 06:11:42 pm »
Quote from: javierpwn on February 02, 2013, 05:18:10 pm
Use ghostly possession to possess GWG
Avoid getting possessed. Maybe stick by a rabbi.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #652 on: February 02, 2013, 06:13:33 pm »
Continue killing the Thyme guys.
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XANTALOS, THE KARATEBOMINATION
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #653 on: February 02, 2013, 06:15:29 pm »
Convince WGW that his name is actually Wwolin's Goose White, and have him join the debater's guild.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #654 on: February 02, 2013, 06:37:53 pm »
>Fire upon Xantalos, again.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #655 on: February 02, 2013, 07:13:28 pm »
Who are they and why they attack me
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #656 on: February 02, 2013, 07:37:39 pm »
Quote from: TopHat on February 02, 2013, 01:52:26 pm
Persuade brother to join me.
(1) "Sorry I have to stop you brother." (2 vs. 5) You kick him to the ground before he has a chance to move.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 02, 2013, 01:52:58 pm
Sue the GM for bad management practices.

Non-joke turn: Re-resume slaughter
The GM uses the Ninja defense.
(3) You sharpen your knife, giving you a +1 to slaughter rolls next turn.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on February 02, 2013, 04:03:07 pm
psst

admiral

admiral

there's no emperor

remember the deal

USURP EMPIRE
(1) The GM forgets what the deal was and kills you by airlocking you. This gives you a turn to find the relevant quote.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 04:53:31 pm
Wonder what authority javier tried to slap me to spite. Also wonder who WGW is.

Launch space program!
(6) You launch the space program, literally. Your mission control headquarters along with all your other space stuff is now in space. The other countries decide that launching Jews into space is a great idea too, especially without really expensive space-suits and the like.

Quote from: javierpwn on February 02, 2013, 05:18:10 pm
Use ghostly possession to possess GWG
(2 vs. 5) GWG shines a flashlight under his bed and you go away.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 02, 2013, 06:13:33 pm
Continue killing the Thyme guys.
(5 vs. 6) Surprise Surprise! The Thyme chiefs continue to have the upper hand.

Quote from: Wwolin on February 02, 2013, 06:15:29 pm
Convince WGW that his name is actually Wwolin's Goose White, and have him join the debater's guild.
(1) His name is now little fluffykins.
(3) He says he'll consider joining.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 02, 2013, 06:37:53 pm
>Fire upon Xantalos, again.
(5 vs. 4) Xantalos feels a slight pain in the rear.

Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 02, 2013, 07:13:28 pm
Who are they and why they attack me
(3) They are Musken Raiders, armed with unreliable rifles and sharp sticks. They are attacking you because you look rich


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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #657 on: February 02, 2013, 07:40:42 pm »
Rapidly assimilate spacecraft into HQ, creating a massive and powerful spaceship--the Ark!


Rescue Jews!
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #658 on: February 02, 2013, 07:42:09 pm »
Use my sharpened blood diamond sword the size of a greyhound bus to murder everything.
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They told me to aim higher, so we dug deeper.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #659 on: February 02, 2013, 07:49:00 pm »
>Annihilate Xantalos!

(By the way, where are the NPC actions/NPC statuses?)
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<DozebomLolumzalis> you filthy god-damn ninja wizard dragon
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