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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 213253 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #630 on: February 01, 2013, 04:25:58 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on January 31, 2013, 11:42:01 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 31, 2013, 10:45:45 pm
Wait, who is the "they" that pulled a fighting retreat?
The anti semites.
That's good.
Start lobbying for a bill/amendment that forbids discrimination by religion. (Which really should be covered by the 1st...)
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #631 on: February 01, 2013, 04:40:37 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on January 31, 2013, 08:10:09 pm
Summon alternate universe version of me
Eat everyone in the room except us
(6) You summon King Xantalos from the distant past, meaning roll to dodge the law IV will commence soon.
(3) You start with the jury

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 31, 2013, 08:11:48 pm
UBER KILL

Continue stabbing. Stabbing is fun.
(4) You stab (6,6,1,4,6) 80 Law cruisers before the Lawtroopers, Imperial Officers and the Governors destroy you. Respawn?

Quote from: Nosaneinme on January 31, 2013, 08:25:26 pm
I'm able to make City stale on This world
(2) that seems like a lot of work to you.

Quote from: Wwolin on January 31, 2013, 08:37:19 pm
Debate the remaining members of the fallen empire into the debater's guild.
(2 vs. 2) Neither of you show up to the debate.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 31, 2013, 08:42:47 pm
>Try again.
(5) You leave the courtroom and go to the satellite shop.
(4) You take out a loan, but buy a TARDI Satellite.

Quote from: javierpwn on January 31, 2013, 11:08:35 pm
Destroy all who run away from me!!
(5 vs. 4) You kill all you find, spotting them through dark radar.

Quote from: TopHat on February 01, 2013, 02:16:36 pm
Sniff thyme to lure enforcers in, then kill them.
(3) One Thyme cop shows up.
(3 vs. 3) You both half heartedly fight because you are brothers.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 01, 2013, 04:25:58 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on January 31, 2013, 11:42:01 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 31, 2013, 10:45:45 pm
Wait, who is the "they" that pulled a fighting retreat?
The anti semites.
That's good.
Start lobbying for a bill/amendment that forbids discrimination by religion. (Which really should be covered by the 1st...)
(2) "The first amendment does separate church and state. But Stein v. Beck ruled that this doesn't apply to synagogues"

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Spoiler: Debater's Guild (click to show/hide)

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Spoiler: Thyme Law (click to show/hide)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #632 on: February 01, 2013, 04:43:59 pm »
I don't care,I going  make City Stale whether I like it or not
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #633 on: February 01, 2013, 05:27:21 pm »
Go and eat all the Thyme Chiefs, then kill the Boss Thyme with advanced weaponry.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #634 on: February 01, 2013, 06:38:25 pm »
>Target Xantalos, but do not fire
>See if I can get permission to destroy him
>If yes, fire on Xantalos.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #635 on: February 01, 2013, 06:39:48 pm »
Get cult
Try to find, and murder a PC
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #636 on: February 01, 2013, 09:30:27 pm »
You bet your sweet ass I'm back on that horse.

Respawn as a sixty foot long wolf, twenty tall, fifteen wide. Wielding a forty foot long sword made exclusively of blood diamonds... IN SPACE!

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #637 on: February 01, 2013, 11:06:18 pm »
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 01, 2013, 09:30:27 pm
You bet your sweet ass I'm back on that horse.

Respawn as a sixty foot long wolf, twenty tall, fifteen wide. Wielding a forty foot long sword made exclusively of blood diamonds... IN SPACE!
Crunching the numbers, this idea appears to be insane to the third or fourth power, give or take i^crazy.

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Bring in some rabbis, dare the court to say that Judaism doesn't count as a religion. Make sure at least one rabbi is a Jew Panther, and that more Panthers are watching.
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #638 on: February 01, 2013, 11:09:31 pm »
Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 01, 2013, 04:43:59 pm
I don't care,I going  make City Stale whether I like it or not
(2) It appears the dice really don't want you to do so.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 01, 2013, 05:27:21 pm
Go and eat all the Thyme Chiefs, then kill the Boss Thyme with advanced weaponry.
(5 vs. 6) "We know Grillodon warfare too you know"

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on February 01, 2013, 06:38:25 pm
>Target Xantalos, but do not fire
>See if I can get permission to destroy him
>If yes, fire on Xantalos.
(5) You target Xantalos
(5) You are ordered to fire
(4 vs. 6) Xantalos leaps out of the way

Quote from: javierpwn on February 01, 2013, 06:39:48 pm
Get cult
Try to find, and murder a PC
(1) The thyme police show up
(4 vs. 6) You dodge them and eat one.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 01, 2013, 09:30:27 pm
You bet your sweet ass I'm back on that horse.

Respawn as a sixty foot long wolf, twenty tall, fifteen wide. Wielding a forty foot long sword made exclusively of blood diamonds... IN SPACE!


(5) Sure

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 01, 2013, 11:06:18 pm
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on February 01, 2013, 09:30:27 pm
You bet your sweet ass I'm back on that horse.

Respawn as a sixty foot long wolf, twenty tall, fifteen wide. Wielding a forty foot long sword made exclusively of blood diamonds... IN SPACE!
Crunching the numbers, this idea appears to be insane to the third or fourth power, give or take i^crazy.

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Bring in some rabbis, dare the court to say that Judaism doesn't count as a religion. Make sure at least one rabbi is a Jew Panther, and that more Panthers are watching.
(4) You take them to court and (1 vs. 4) The court takes out submachine guns and massacres the Jew Panthers after declaring that legal.

NPCs:
(6) A lawtrooper takes over the empire, murdering 4 admirals in the process.
(4) The Rebel Admiral attacks (2 vs. 4) He takes a small beating and loses some men.

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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #639 on: February 01, 2013, 11:20:20 pm »
REROLL
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #640 on: February 01, 2013, 11:29:54 pm »
"Of course you do! However, I AM ME!"

SHOOP DA WHOOP
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #641 on: February 01, 2013, 11:49:16 pm »
Be surprised at update speed. Suspect personal time travel. Check calendar. Get sad.

Read turn.

Remember that this game is not logical.

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Time for Operation Jews in Space! Gather all Jews into some more accepting nation, start a space program.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #642 on: February 02, 2013, 11:32:19 am »
Resume slaughter.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #643 on: February 02, 2013, 11:37:04 am »
Kill Thyme police
Make cult out Of survivors
Find GWG, slap him just to spite his authority
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #644 on: February 02, 2013, 01:26:45 pm »
Quote from: Nosaneinme on February 01, 2013, 11:20:20 pm
REROLL
(1) You attempt to start your city state, but get attacked by the forces of Ttuh the Abbaj.

Quote from: Xantalos on February 01, 2013, 11:29:54 pm
"Of course you do! However, I AM ME!"

SHOOP DA WHOOP
(5 vs. 6) Thyme Bosses continue to be better fighters.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 01, 2013, 11:49:16 pm
Be surprised at update speed. Suspect personal time travel. Check calendar. Get sad.

Read turn.

Remember that this game is not logical.

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Time for Operation Jews in Space! Gather all Jews into some more accepting nation, start a space program.
(6) You head to Palestine. Other then having to pay a slightly higher tax, there is little discrimination there.
(5) space program is a success. YOu might be the first man on Mars.

Quote from: javierpwn on February 02, 2013, 11:37:04 am
Kill Thyme police
Make cult out Of survivors
Find GWG, slap him just to spite his authority
(1 vs. 2) You try to find them but can't
(5) You convince 50 of them to join the Dark Cult however.
(1) You attack WGW, who slays you.

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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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