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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 217003 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #615 on: January 30, 2013, 08:43:42 pm »
>Walk out of the courtroom.
>Buy a version of my character's first TARDIS.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #616 on: January 30, 2013, 08:45:28 pm »
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 30, 2013, 08:43:42 pm
>Walk out of the courtroom.
>Buy a version of my character's first TARDIS.
That the satellite one?
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Nosaneinme

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #617 on: January 30, 2013, 08:46:13 pm »
So I'm on Tatooine,Do have any have any weapons
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #618 on: January 30, 2013, 08:47:49 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on January 30, 2013, 08:45:28 pm
Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 30, 2013, 08:43:42 pm
>Walk out of the courtroom.
>Buy a version of my character's first TARDIS.
That the satellite one?
Yes.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #619 on: January 30, 2013, 09:32:06 pm »
Call the cops.

And the Jew Panthers or whatever the Jewish Black Panther analogues are called.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #620 on: January 31, 2013, 08:06:40 pm »
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 30, 2013, 08:12:20 pm
Start stabbing anything alive. Ever. Except me. I am a god.
(5) You stab (2,5,2,1,1,4,5,1,5,2) Admiral Sawn, 3000 Imperials, 900 Law Cruisers, 90 Super Law Cruisers, 8 Planet Destroyers and 70000 Rebel Lawtroopers.

Quote from: javierpwn on January 30, 2013, 08:15:55 pm
Rejoin RTD
Unincarnate from being a Jail, to being a Being of Pure Darkness
Establish my own cult of followers
(6) You are a being of Pure darkness. No light reaches your eyes so you can't see.
(1) Everyone flees from you.

Quote from: Wwolin on January 30, 2013, 08:20:43 pm
Debate until the Thyme Law agrees that possession of Thyme wasn't really wrong here.
(4 vs. 2) "Oh wait, we forgot that prosecutors can't be arrested while they are doing their duties. Please wait to be arrested when the trial ends in 3 days.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 30, 2013, 08:21:36 pm
Argue that I shouldn't be arrested for Thyme possession because I just ate everyone in the room.
(2 vs. 5) Their collar for you shocks you unconscious when you try

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 30, 2013, 08:43:42 pm
>Walk out of the courtroom.
>Buy a version of my character's first TARDIS.
(1) You trip and fall down.
(2) The courtroom doesn't sell that sort of thing

Quote from: Nosaneinme on January 30, 2013, 08:46:13 pm
So I'm on Tatooine,Do have any have any weapons
(4) You have a blaster. you are actually on the planet Eniootat as this is in no way a Star Wars rip-off Parody

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 30, 2013, 09:32:06 pm
Call the cops.

And the Jew Panthers or whatever the Jewish Black Panther analogues are called.
(6) You call the cops, who start shooting everything moving
(5) Jew Panthers appear

(3 vs. 1 vs. 6) The Jew Panthers obliterate the cops, causing the government to out law them, then turn to face the Anti-Semites. Faced with enemies that fight back, they pull a fighting retreat.

NPCS:

(2) The empire just hangs out because Admiral Sawn died.
(6) The Rebels take the oppurtunity to attack. They eat Thyme for prep. (6 vs. 3) 100 million Lawtroopers and 5 Law Cruisers destroyed and 2 Law Cruisers and 5000 Rebels lost. The Thyme cops show up.

Spoiler: Fallen Empire (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Rebel Admiral (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Debater's Guild (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Thyme Law (click to show/hide)
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #621 on: January 31, 2013, 08:10:09 pm »
Summon alternate universe version of me
Eat everyone in the room except us
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #622 on: January 31, 2013, 08:11:48 pm »
UBER KILL

Continue stabbing. Stabbing is fun.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #623 on: January 31, 2013, 08:25:26 pm »
I'm able to make City stale on This world
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #624 on: January 31, 2013, 08:37:19 pm »
Debate the remaining members of the fallen empire into the debater's guild.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #625 on: January 31, 2013, 08:42:47 pm »
>Try again.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #626 on: January 31, 2013, 10:45:45 pm »
Wait, who is the "they" that pulled a fighting retreat?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #627 on: January 31, 2013, 11:08:35 pm »
Destroy all who run away from me!!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #628 on: January 31, 2013, 11:42:01 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 31, 2013, 10:45:45 pm
Wait, who is the "they" that pulled a fighting retreat?
The anti semites.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW III: Out of Thyme
« Reply #629 on: February 01, 2013, 02:16:36 pm »
Sniff thyme to lure enforcers in, then kill them.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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