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[Persus13]

Go to a science planet
Transform into Grillodon.

(4) You sell yourself into slavery to get a spaceship to a science planet.
(6) You become a genetic experiment. You are now a grillodon. You have the sudden urge to eat people, and the Lawtroopers have been called in!

>Respawn as a (Doctor Who) Time Lord
>Summon my (Again, Doctor Who) TARDIS
>Go to where GreatWyrmGold is

(3) You respawn as a Thyme Lord
(5) You summon your Thyme and Relative Dimension Thingy. It transports you where ever there is Thyme.
(4) You arrive where GWG is

"EVERY SINGLE MISSILE MAN HIT THE TARGET!"

Locate the Kowes and debate them into submission as well.
Upgrade the Wolincruiser into the Wolin Star using their bodies.

(1 vs. 1) "The sun goes around the earth. Moons do not exist!" "You know, i think you might be right about the sun. But There is a moon, uhhh, somewhere."

Be glad I'm not a Jew.
Try to fix the world. Be the MLK of Jews, if MLK was Asian.

(5) You are very glad.
(2) You are not the MLK of Jews.

Blow every law related thing execpt for my planet destroyer

(4 vs. 5) The enemy is better at fighting then you.

Engage in round 2

(2 vs. 3) The Law Lord sends you flying away after a fight throwing around giant frisbees floating circular platforms

Spoiler: Empire (click to show/hide)

989,848,845 Lawtroopers
4880 Imperial Officers
992 Law Cruisers
103 Super Law Cruisers
49 Governors
48 Admirals
9 Planet Destroyers
4 Law Lords

Spoiler: Other Enemies (click to show/hide)

Kowes: furry primitive teddy bears

Spoiler: Rebel Admiral (click to show/hide)

100000 Lawtroopers
50 Officers
3 Law Cruisers
1 Super Law Cruiser
1 Admiral

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Rebel fleet
Undiscovered Star system base
Planet Destroyer
Any remaining members of the destroyed Anarchi Order

[Wwolin]

Cleverly escape into space using the Wolincruiser and prove myself right by destroying the moon that the Kowes are located on.

[InZane]

Find a hidden planet that the law doesnt know about and make a hidden base with heavy security. make lots of parties

[Xantalos]

Flip the hell out and kill everyone in my general vicinity before flying over to a Grillodon stronghold and revealing myself as Xantalos reborn.

[Onyxjew944]

RESPAWN AS A FLOATING SPEAR
FIND AND STAB WWOLIN THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST

KILL STEALING MOTHE-

THE REST OF THIS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS MESSAGE WAS LOST IN THE EXPLOSION THAT KILLED ME. I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR HANDS.

WHEN THAT FAILS, WHICH IT WILL,

STAB EACH LAW LORD THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST

[TopHat]

Get better chaossaber.
Round 3

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Travel randomly

[Persus13]

Cleverly escape into space using the Wolincruiser and prove myself right by destroying the moon that the Kowes are located on.

(4) "Hey look! Its something distracting" "HUh? Where? Ohh shi(5)-" Boom. Moon annihilated.

Find a hidden planet that the law doesnt know about and make a hidden base with heavy security. make lots of parties

(1) you find a hidden system that has a habitable moon. And wwolin just blew it up. A piece of it hits you planet destroyer's bridge. Respawn?

Flip the hell out and kill everyone in my general vicinity before flying over to a Grillodon stronghold and revealing myself as Xantalos reborn.

(2 vs. 5-1) The lawtroopers lasers are kind of painful so you (4) fly off. (5) You go through space to a stronghold where you reveal yourself to be Xantalos the great reborn. (6) They believe you make you their chieftain and ask you to fight in a duel of the champions with a neighboring grillodon force.

RESPAWN AS A FLOATING SPEAR
FIND AND STAB WWOLIN THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST

KILL STEALING MOTHE-

THE REST OF THIS PAINFULLY OBVIOUS MESSAGE WAS LOST IN THE EXPLOSION THAT KILLED ME. I WILL KILL YOU AND EAT YOUR HANDS.

WHEN THAT FAILS, WHICH IT WILL,

STAB EACH LAW LORD THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST

(3) You respawn as a floating wooden pole

Get better chaossaber.
Round 3

(3) It is slightly better
(5 vs. 6) After a duel on a hovering city, he beats you and reveals to you something completely unsurprising if you have been paying attention. More specifically the fact that its a chaosword not a chaossaber. Actually its that he is your dad.

>Travel randomly

(2) Actually you like where you are.

Spoiler: Empire (click to show/hide)

989,848,845 Lawtroopers
4880 Imperial Officers
992 Law Cruisers
103 Super Law Cruisers
49 Governors
48 Admirals
9 Planet Destroyers
4 Law Lords

Spoiler: Rebel Admiral (click to show/hide)

100000 Lawtroopers
50 Officers
3 Law Cruisers
1 Super Law Cruiser
1 Admiral

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)

Rebel fleet
Undiscovered Star system base
Planet Destroyer
Any remaining members of the destroyed Anarchi Order

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[InZane]

I don't get why I died I mean I was in a ship plus I even weren't on the planet. I mean yeah my ship would of been damaged but still.

[Wwolin]

I don't get why I died I mean I was in a ship plus I even weren't on the planet. I mean yeah my ship would of been damaged but still.

Because I happen to use men as ammunition. Live men. Live imperial men.

[Nosaneinme]

Hey where i was my turn

[Persus13]

I don't get why I died I mean I was in a ship plus I even weren't on the planet. I mean yeah my ship would of been damaged but still.

I'll edit that to make it more clear.

Hey where i was my turn

Can you quote it?

[Onyxjew944]

That, was the single greatest roll of my career. Fuck.

STAB SOMETHING... SOMETHING IMPERIAL

[GreatWyrmGold]

Continue to try and start the Jewish Rights Movement.

[Nosaneinme]

Where am i and Is there any Scum who want kill me

Here