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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216741 times)

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #540 on: January 21, 2013, 04:37:32 pm »

Respawn. Genetically engineer myself to turn into a Grillodon.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #541 on: January 21, 2013, 04:38:35 pm »

Locate emperor and blow him up
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #542 on: January 21, 2013, 04:39:45 pm »

Impress Anarchi by killing the most powerful law lord.
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #543 on: January 21, 2013, 04:44:28 pm »

Yes.
Yes, try again.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #544 on: January 21, 2013, 04:46:36 pm »

Pilot my manmade ship made from men to the nearest empire base.
Bomb them with men.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #545 on: January 21, 2013, 05:08:10 pm »

CUT OFF HIS HANDS
COOK THEM AND EAT THEM
DISINTEGRATE HIS CORPSE
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #546 on: January 21, 2013, 05:48:13 pm »

Respawn. Genetically engineer myself to turn into a Grillodon.
(2) It seems the technology isn't available on your home planet

Locate emperor and blow him up
(1) He seems to have mysteriously disappeared.

Impress Anarchi by killing the most powerful law lord.
(1 vs. 3) The law lord leaves you for dead on a lava planet.

Yes.
Yes, try again.
(6) Apparently since the Holocaust never happened, Anti-Semitism continued to be the in thing. Jewkilling is a sport. Then the scientist sends you back to this universe.

Pilot my manmade ship made from men to the nearest empire base.
Bomb them with men.

(6) Empire base annihilated. Turns out it was the one with the emperor in it. (-Imperial Guards, -Emperor, -50,000 Lawtroopers, -50 Imperial Officers)

CUT OFF HIS HANDS
COOK THEM AND EAT THEM
DISINTEGRATE HIS CORPSE

You died from wwolin's attack


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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #547 on: January 21, 2013, 06:09:00 pm »

Go to a science planet
Transform into Grillodon.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #548 on: January 21, 2013, 06:57:07 pm »

>Respawn as a (Doctor Who) Time Lord
>Summon my (Again, Doctor Who) TARDIS
>Go to where GreatWyrmGold is
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #549 on: January 21, 2013, 07:52:38 pm »

"EVERY SINGLE MISSILE MAN HIT THE TARGET!"

Locate the Kowes and debate them into submission as well.
Upgrade the Wolincruiser into the Wolin Star using their bodies.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #550 on: January 21, 2013, 08:08:17 pm »

Be glad I'm not a Jew.
Try to fix the world. Be the MLK of Jews, if MLK was Asian.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #551 on: January 21, 2013, 08:17:47 pm »

What does MLK stand for? Just so you don't roll (3) You become a thing of milk
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #552 on: January 21, 2013, 09:56:58 pm »

What does MLK stand for? Just so you don't roll (3) You become a thing of milk
Martin Luther King (Jr.), of course. It's (the celebration of) his birthday today, I figured it would be appropriate.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #553 on: January 22, 2013, 01:37:32 am »

Blow every law related thing execpt for my planet destroyer
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #554 on: January 22, 2013, 12:48:53 pm »

Engage in round 2
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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