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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 217335 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #510 on: January 20, 2013, 05:03:29 pm »

PLOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #511 on: January 20, 2013, 05:03:55 pm »

STAB. THE EMPEROR. THIRTY-SEVEN TIME. IN THE CHEST.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #512 on: January 20, 2013, 05:07:23 pm »

Respawn as a clone of my former character made just in case something like this happened.
Build the Wolincruiser out of spare parts that I find lying around.
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #513 on: January 20, 2013, 05:11:07 pm »

respawn.construct a spacewarship
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #514 on: January 20, 2013, 05:25:17 pm »

Respawn on the bridge of the ship. Teleport it to a universe where Hitler was squashed by a time-travelling ship in 1935. Squash Hitler with the ship.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #515 on: January 20, 2013, 06:16:05 pm »

>Try again
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #516 on: January 20, 2013, 06:59:48 pm »

PLOT POWERRRRRRRRRRRRR
(2) nothing happens (4) The general says he'll join, if he gets to become the new emperor.

STAB. THE EMPEROR. THIRTY-SEVEN TIME. IN THE CHEST.
(1) The emperor kills you with velocity lightning. Respawn? (why does the dice really like the empire?)

Respawn as a clone of my former character made just in case something like this happened.
Build the Wolincruiser out of spare parts that I find lying around.

(6) Your clone was a Law Lord's apprentice. You are now known as the Lawkiller
(1) You don't find any spare parts, just an army of lawtroopers and a Law Lord sent to kill you.

respawn.construct a spacewarship
(6) You hijack a planet destroyer. Now the empire wants it back (-1 Planet Destroyer)

Respawn on the bridge of the ship. Teleport it to a universe where Hitler was squashed by a time-travelling ship in 1935. Squash Hitler with the ship.
(4) You do. (3) The scientist says the machine isn't ready yet, but he'll test it by sending a hamster off.

>Try again
(3) You respawn with a normal bomb, again.
(1) It only kills you.

Spoiler: Empire (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Other Enemies (click to show/hide)

Spoiler: Allies (click to show/hide)


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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #517 on: January 20, 2013, 07:02:11 pm »

Respawn next to emperor with a detonating singularity bomb
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #518 on: January 20, 2013, 07:02:37 pm »

Build the Wolincruiser out of the lawtroopers and Law Lord. Because MANPOWER is the best power.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #519 on: January 20, 2013, 07:15:00 pm »

blow up capital with planet destroyer
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #520 on: January 20, 2013, 07:26:15 pm »

STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST.

((I can keep this up as long as it takes.))
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #521 on: January 20, 2013, 07:29:07 pm »

YOUR REQUEST IS GRANTED, GENERAL. LEAD THE ARMIES TOWARDS THE CAPITAL.

THE ALIGNED OFFICERS WILL SPREAD MISINFORMATION IN ORDER TO PREVENT REINFORCEMENTS
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #522 on: January 20, 2013, 07:52:59 pm »

Ask him to send the hamster to a universe where a hamster stopped the asteroid from hitting the Earth 65 million years ago.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #523 on: January 21, 2013, 08:42:37 am »

Respawn next to emperor with a detonating singularity bomb
(3) You take out a few more imperial guards. (-10 Imperial guards)

Build the Wolincruiser out of the lawtroopers and Law Lord. Because MANPOWER is the best power.
(5 vs. 6) Sorry it looks like you are going to need to have an epic battle first.

blow up capital with planet destroyer
(5) Enemy Capital blown up. (-10,000,000 Law troopers, -1 Law Lord, -1 governor) Unfortunately, they had moved the emperor first. (1 vs. 3) The empire's fleet is hit by debris from the planet.

STAB THE EMPEROR THIRTY-SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST.

((I can keep this up as long as it takes.))
(1) You spawn in the empty senate room, then the planet blows up.

YOUR REQUEST IS GRANTED, GENERAL. LEAD THE ARMIES TOWARDS THE CAPITAL.

THE ALIGNED OFFICERS WILL SPREAD MISINFORMATION IN ORDER TO PREVENT REINFORCEMENTS

(3) Thankfully you guys were on a different planet as the capital planet blew up. However the general is nervous now, and I just realized that I should have had him be an Admiral. New group created (-100,000 Lawtroopers, -50 Officers, -1 Admiral, -1 super Law Cruiser, -3 Law Cruisers)
(2) misinformation effort fails

Ask him to send the hamster to a universe where a hamster stopped the asteroid from hitting the Earth 65 million years ago.
(4) You idiot, everyone knows that those stupid grillodons prevented that asteroid from hitting he earth and accelerated human's evolution by removing the dinosaurs 5 million years earlier.. But okay, sure.

Spoiler: Empire (click to show/hide)

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #524 on: January 21, 2013, 08:51:28 am »

Where am i and Is there any Scum who want kill me
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