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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216639 times)

Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #480 on: January 19, 2013, 02:53:59 pm »

Lure lawtroopers into the cargo bay with promises of candy
Fill cargo bay with nerve gas
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I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #481 on: January 19, 2013, 03:04:10 pm »

USE GHOSTLY FORM TO POSSESS IMPERIAL OFFICER
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #482 on: January 19, 2013, 03:30:52 pm »

>Construct a TARDIS
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #483 on: January 19, 2013, 04:12:22 pm »

BecomeConstruct this mech
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and equip it with weapons and kick whatever ass i can find! enter the mech Then kick some ass!
« Last Edit: January 19, 2013, 04:16:40 pm by InZane »
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #484 on: January 19, 2013, 04:19:06 pm »

ERROR: 404 FUCK NOT FOUND
STAB EMPEROR THIRTY SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST


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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #485 on: January 19, 2013, 05:38:07 pm »

Everyone knows imperial guardsmen have horrible aim!
Bravely run away and find the Grillodons.

Lawtroopers now have a permament -1 to shooting.
(1-1 vs. 1) Xantalos trips and falls over as the Lawtroopers shoot...themselves. (-5 Law troopers)

Stay in hidden Star System and look if any life on this solar system and earthlike Place to live on
(3) Well there looks like there is a moon that is habitable but overrun with angry primitive furry teddy bears kowes.

Lure lawtroopers into the cargo bay with promises of candy
Fill cargo bay with nerve gas

(6) your cargo bay is packed full of Law troopers desperate for candy causing your ship to be not space-capable anymore. (5) Lawtroopers are gassed (-150 Lawtroopers)

USE GHOSTLY FORM TO POSSESS IMPERIAL OFFICER
(4) "higakurgurk" Imperial Officer possessed! Enemy added: 5000 Imperial Officers

>Construct a TARDIS
(5) Your Terrific Atomizer Ray Destructing Ion Satellite is ready for action.

BecomeConstruct this mech
Spoiler (click to show/hide)
and equip it with weapons and kick whatever ass i can find! enter the mech Then kick some ass!
(3) You order it from IKEA. Now you just have to build it. then you waste 3 hours on TvTropes

ERROR: 404 FUCK NOT FOUND
STAB EMPEROR THIRTY SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST



(2) Then you realize you forgot your dagger

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Spoiler: Allies: (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: January 19, 2013, 06:13:00 pm by Persus13 »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #486 on: January 19, 2013, 05:41:02 pm »

We seem to have a skill for acquiring enemies faster than we kill them. A very adventurer-esque skill, indeed.

Steal the weapon of one of the Imperial Guards
Stab the emperor thirty-seven times in the chest with it.


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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #487 on: January 19, 2013, 05:45:24 pm »

Use My Army and Me Kill All Life on moon that want kill us
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #488 on: January 19, 2013, 05:45:55 pm »

Shootykill the troopers.
Attempt to find the Grillodons once they're all dead.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #489 on: January 19, 2013, 05:58:00 pm »

>search for genetics lab
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #490 on: January 19, 2013, 06:01:33 pm »

Since Evil Empire leaders always create their capitals around their base...
>Fire TARDIS on the capital of the Law Empire.
>Build a Time And Relative Dimension In Space that is encased in a 1960's English police call box that can travel in time and space through use of the Time And Relative Dimension In Space.
>Equip satillite TARDIS to police call box TARDIS.
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Wwolin

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #491 on: January 19, 2013, 06:02:11 pm »

Sell the organs of the Lawtroopers for money
Use the money to buy an impressive space-capable warship
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #492 on: January 19, 2013, 06:44:00 pm »

START PLOT TO TAKE OVER EMPIRE VIA COUP
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #493 on: January 19, 2013, 09:28:51 pm »

Hm.

Locate a technological device which allows transportation between universes, a la The Cat who Walked through Walls. If that's not possible, locate plans for making one and make it. If that's not possible, cry.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion
« Reply #494 on: January 20, 2013, 02:10:55 am »

Take pistol.Any pistol is darn fine.
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