Everyone knows imperial guardsmen have horrible aim!
Bravely run away and find the Grillodons.
Lawtroopers now have a permament -1 to shooting.
(1-1 vs. 1) Xantalos trips and falls over as the Lawtroopers shoot...themselves. (-5 Law troopers)
Stay in hidden Star System and look if any life on this solar system and earthlike Place to live on
(3) Well there looks like there is a moon that is habitable but overrun with
angry primitive furry teddy bears kowes.
Lure lawtroopers into the cargo bay with promises of candy
Fill cargo bay with nerve gas
(6) your cargo bay is packed full of Law troopers desperate for candy causing your ship to be not space-capable anymore. (5) Lawtroopers are gassed (-150 Lawtroopers)
USE GHOSTLY FORM TO POSSESS IMPERIAL OFFICER
(4) "higakurgurk" Imperial Officer possessed! Enemy added: 5000 Imperial Officers
>Construct a TARDIS
(5) Your Terrific Atomizer Ray Destructing Ion Satellite is ready for action.
BecomeConstruct this mech and equip it with weapons and kick whatever ass i can find! enter the mech Then kick some ass!
(3) You order it from IKEA. Now you just have to build it. then you waste 3 hours on TvTropes
ERROR: 404 FUCK NOT FOUND
STAB EMPEROR THIRTY SEVEN TIMES IN THE CHEST
(2) Then you realize you forgot your dagger
999,999,845 Lawtroopers
5000 Imperial Officers
1000 Law Cruisers
105 Super Law Cruisers
50 Governors
50 Admirals
50 Imperial Guards
10 Planet Destroyers
5 Law Lords
1 Emperor
Rebel fleet
Undiscovered Star system base
Any remaining members of the destroyed Anarchi Order