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[TopHat]

Become elephant.
Terrorise the guys going to boatmurdered

[Persus13]

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAAA BEEEE-YETCH!


((This thread seems to be constantly degenerating until it doesn't even resemble the english language much less sense.

I love it.))

(6) You go to the moon, where you find a group of grillodons making a space colony. They also appear to be taking it apart.
((What, Grillodon isn't a word? How dare you say I misuse the english? I'm going to learn ya a lesson.))

Reality coming to an end? Then it's simple. I just have to exit reality entirely. Son, pack your bags: We're going to Boatmurdered!

Go to the fortress of Boatmurdered

Okay dad.Now we don't have to worry about any more humans.
I do wonder how they will reproduce and manage to live though.
Go with Wwolin.

(1+1) Seeing the carnage there you decide not to go.
(4) Zoomzoll arrives in boatmurdered though. (2) Nothing happens.

Beat them with our graphloons.

(5) New Roman Empire established. Tophat is angry.

Point out to Onyxjew that that system is already in place, and I am giantest grillodon.
"Hey! What was that for?"
Grab the sonic screwdriver and poke HIM with it!

(6 vs. 2) You grab the Doctor's scredriver and scewer him with it. He goes to recuperate and become the nth Doctor.

Take some dinosaurs and travel forward in time to shortly before Xantalos messed everything up.
Sic dinos on Xantalos.

(3) You arrive at the beginning of the Cretaceous period. Xantalos is at the end of it.

Reality coming to an end? Then it's simple. I just have to exit reality entirely. Son, pack your bags: We're going to Boatmurdered!

Go to the fortress of Boatmurdered

If this means everyone, Aid Action

Take some dinosaurs and travel forward in time to shortly before Xantalos messed everything up.
Sic dinos on Xantalos.

Aid Action
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(6) You arrive next to wwolin to help him out. This drives you insane because he is an eldritch abomination grillodon.

Become elephant.
Terrorise the guys going to boatmurdered

(3) You are now a pygmy elephant.
(3 vs. 4) "Hey look, a tiny elephant is trying to attack 3 giant grillodons."

NPCs:
(1 vs. 2) The buildings start to crumble as the military watches.
(2) So it ENDS

The world changes and rumbles. The time shift distorts dramatically. Humanity stares in horror and cries out as they suddenly no longer exist. But wait! This Roll to Dodge may be ended, but because it made lots of money, there will be a sequel. ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW II: Rebellion will commence soon in this very thread. But first I have to make up 70 million years of history.

[Xantalos]

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

[Onyxjew944]

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

And I helped. And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.

[Xantalos]

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

And I helped. And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.

WHALEBRO

[Onyxjew944]

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

And I helped. And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.

WHALEBRO

SHARKBRO

[Xantalos]

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

And I helped. And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.

WHALEBRO

SHARKBRO

SHARKWHALE

[Persus13]

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

And I helped. And I tried, and failed, to stop you. Ending as you, but as a motherfucking whaaaaaaaale. Know what they do to whales in jail, man? Nothing, cause I'm a whaaaaaaaale.

WHALEBRO

SHARKBRO

SHARKWHALE

GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Xantalos]

And I didn't even know I was doing it!

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

Unless you are retroactively deleted.

[Xantalos]

I just annihilated all of humanity as a gigantic flying metal shark with red-hot teeth that's over 100 feet long merely by existing.
I think that qualifies as a win.

Unless you are retroactively deleted.

Honestly though, which do you prefer?

GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

With advanced weaponry and technology, or humans?

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Honestly though, which do you prefer?

GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

With advanced weaponry and technology, or humans?

Truthfully, I'd prefer Time Lord.

[Onyxjew944]

I'm still pleased I got to be gigantic metallic space whale.

My only regret is that I never got Sunny-D breath...

[Xantalos]

Honestly though, which do you prefer?

GIANT FLYING SPACE-CAPABLE ASEXUAL-RPRODUCING METAL DINOSAUR SHARK WHALE!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

With advanced weaponry and technology, or humans?

Truthfully, I'd prefer Time Lord.

What exactly are Time Lords? Far as I can tell they're just humans with time travel that can 'regenerate' by altering time so they have a new body, but the implant that lets them do this only has power for 13 or so body shifts.

[Persus13]

Everything after 70 million years ago was destroyed. Xantalos lived for 500 years as king of the galaxy. His empire looked good. but, 5 million years later things were very different. Due to the Grillodons asexual-reproduction, there was little genetic variation. Because of this, the grillodons were almost wiped out by a disease and only controlled half the galaxy. Earth had become a natural park for grillodons to admire the cute little mammals, and the dinosaurs had been moved to another planet. 20 million years later the grillodons had been racked by civil wars that had riven planets apart or unfit for living on. The grillodons moved themselves to the other side of the universe, and by modern day had become military transports for the Chitauri, though some remain in isolated pockets of the galaxy.

Spoiler: Modern Grillodons (click to show/hide)

Back on Earth the Grillodons had moved the meteor that wiped out the dinosaurs. Humans had a 5 million year head start to evolve. They found old grillodon space equipment and made their own and spread across the galaxy. 10,000 years ago was a period of anarchy, which is why the Empire of Law formed to unite humanity. To stop anarchists, it created the great magic dampener that surrounds all the galaxy and prohibits people from using magic. Now, it has become evil, and you are a rebel trying to destroy it.

Plot in a sentence: Destroy the empire of Law without magic as a rebel with no memory of the last game.

Enemies:
1,000,000,000 Lawtroopers
1000 Law Cruisers
105 Super Law Cruisers
50 Governors
50 Admirals
10 Planet Destroyers
5 Law Lords
1 Emperor