I was aiding the impediment of the action, so I was impeding the action. Ergo, Xantalos's roll was [4+1v1+1], not [4v1+2].
Anyways.
Go back in time to before Xantalos started ruining the universe.
(4) You go to the jurassic period.
>Assist the Doctor.
(4) You show up in the Cretaceous next to the doctor. (4) Too many 4s (4) still too many. (3) He doesn't think he'll need your help.(4) Again? A triceratops walks past you. It's being taken for a walk by a grillodon.
"My people prosper! See, this is what everyone wanted me to do - create, not destroy! It's nice.
Quickly develop advanced space flight travel and colonize the galaxy.
(5) You do, accelerating humanity's doom to 1 turn away.
THE END TIMES HAVE COME.USE CTHULHUSHITTM TO SAVE SELF FROM SUCH HORROR.
(4) Zoomzoll saves himself from coming apocalypse. Though given that he isn't human, that would have happened anyway.
RESPAWN AS SPACE WHALE
DESTROY ADVANCED CIVILIZATION ERGO SENDING HUMANITY BACK TO THE IRON AGE
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK USE EMP TO ACHIEVE THE SAME GOAL
(5) You are a giant metal flying space whale. In other words, you are a humongus grillodon.
(3) You destroy the internet sending humanity back to the 80s.
(6) The EMP works though. But sending electricity out when you are coated in metal isn't a good idea. You are now on fire.
Conquer Italy. Form New Roman Empire.
(2) The Italian army transforms into warrior grillodons before you attack.
No. No exceptions.
I want control over the entire planet Earth.
(4) "Fine, but in one turn it will be gone."
Create a plane of un-reality, so that anyone in it will be fine when reality ends.
(2) Nope
NPCs:
(2 vs. 2) The Military has a staring contest with the buildings.
(1) All players along with the entire US transforms into grillodons
(4 vs. 3) Xantalos feels weird after the doctor uses his sonic screwdriver.
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