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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 215476 times)

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #405 on: January 16, 2013, 10:07:28 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 16, 2013, 10:03:57 pm
I was aiding the impediment of the action, so I was impeding the action. Ergo, Xantalos's roll was [4+1v1+1], not [4v1+2].

Anyways.

Go back in time to before Xantalos started ruining the universe.
Yes you aided the time rift action, but how does that add a +1 to the 4? the 4 is Xantalos.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 15, 2013, 08:42:54 pm
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Quote from: Xantalos on January 15, 2013, 04:57:25 pm
Develop advanced civilization, causing everyone to retroactively become Grillidons due to humans never existing.
Open a space time rift preventing this from happening.
Aid action.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #406 on: January 17, 2013, 07:31:03 am »
THE END TIMES HAVE COME.USE CTHULHUSHITTM TO SAVE SELF FROM SUCH HORROR.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #407 on: January 17, 2013, 08:08:29 am »
RESPAWN AS SPACE WHALE
DESTROY ADVANCED CIVILIZATION ERGO SENDING HUMANITY BACK TO THE IRON AGE
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK USE EMP TO ACHIEVE THE SAME GOAL
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #408 on: January 17, 2013, 10:45:49 am »
Conquer Italy. Form New Roman Empire.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #409 on: January 17, 2013, 04:32:03 pm »
No. No exceptions.
I want control over the entire planet Earth.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #410 on: January 17, 2013, 04:49:43 pm »
Create a plane of un-reality, so that anyone in it will be fine when reality ends.
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW
« Reply #411 on: January 17, 2013, 04:59:07 pm »
Quote from: Persus13 on January 16, 2013, 10:07:28 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 16, 2013, 10:03:57 pm
I was aiding the impediment of the action, so I was impeding the action. Ergo, Xantalos's roll was [4+1v1+1], not [4v1+2].
Yes you aided the time rift action, but how does that add a +1 to the 4? the 4 is Xantalos.
Oh. I misunderstood the turn.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Giant flying metal space-capable whale edition)
« Reply #412 on: January 17, 2013, 08:24:25 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 16, 2013, 10:03:57 pm
I was aiding the impediment of the action, so I was impeding the action. Ergo, Xantalos's roll was [4+1v1+1], not [4v1+2].

Anyways.

Go back in time to before Xantalos started ruining the universe.
(4) You go to the jurassic period.

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on January 16, 2013, 10:06:06 pm
>Assist the Doctor.
(4) You show up in the Cretaceous next to the doctor. (4) Too many 4s (4) still too many. (3) He doesn't think he'll need your help.(4) Again? A triceratops walks past you. It's being taken for a walk by a grillodon.

Quote from: Xantalos on January 16, 2013, 10:06:11 pm
"My people prosper! See, this is what everyone wanted me to do - create, not destroy! It's nice.
Quickly develop advanced space flight travel and colonize the galaxy.
(5) You do, accelerating humanity's doom to 1 turn away.

Quote from: TheZoomZoll on January 17, 2013, 07:31:03 am
THE END TIMES HAVE COME.USE CTHULHUSHITTM TO SAVE SELF FROM SUCH HORROR.
(4) Zoomzoll saves himself from coming apocalypse. Though given that he isn't human, that would have happened anyway.

Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 17, 2013, 08:08:29 am
RESPAWN AS SPACE WHALE
DESTROY ADVANCED CIVILIZATION ERGO SENDING HUMANITY BACK TO THE IRON AGE
IF THAT DOESN'T WORK USE EMP TO ACHIEVE THE SAME GOAL
(5) You are a giant metal flying space whale. In other words, you are a humongus grillodon.
(3) You destroy the internet sending humanity back to the 80s.
(6) The EMP works though. But sending electricity out when you are coated in metal isn't a good idea. You are now on fire.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on January 17, 2013, 10:45:49 am
Conquer Italy. Form New Roman Empire.
(2) The Italian army transforms into warrior grillodons before you attack.

Quote from: TopHat on January 17, 2013, 04:32:03 pm
No. No exceptions.
I want control over the entire planet Earth.
(4) "Fine, but in one turn it will be gone."

Quote from: Wwolin on January 17, 2013, 04:49:43 pm
Create a plane of un-reality, so that anyone in it will be fine when reality ends.
(2) Nope

NPCs:
(2  vs. 2) The Military has a staring contest with the buildings.
(1) All players along with the entire US transforms into grillodons
(4 vs. 3) Xantalos feels weird after the doctor uses his sonic screwdriver.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Giant flying space-capable metal dinosaur whale edition)
« Reply #413 on: January 17, 2013, 08:39:11 pm »
FORCE A CASTE SYSTEM INTO GRILLODON SOCIETY
ASSERT THAT GIANT GRILLODONS, SUCH AS MY AMAZINGLY SEXY SELF, ARE SUPERIOR

OH, REALLY? THAT'S A SHAME.

TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNAAAAAAA BEEEE-YETCH!


((This thread seems to be constantly degenerating until it doesn't even resemble the english language much less sense.

I love it.))
« Last Edit: January 18, 2013, 08:03:04 am by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Giant flying space-capable metal dinosaur whale edition)
« Reply #414 on: January 17, 2013, 09:01:23 pm »
Reality coming to an end? Then it's simple. I just have to exit reality entirely. Son, pack your bags: We're going to Boatmurdered!

Go to the fortress of Boatmurdered
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Quote from: Tsuchigumo550 on December 31, 2012, 08:00:16 pm
I meant we'd start stabbing the walls and floor for points and not just for science.

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Giant flying space-capable metal dinosaur whale edition)
« Reply #415 on: January 17, 2013, 09:22:36 pm »
Beat them with our graphloons.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Giant flying space-capable metal dinosaur whale edition)
« Reply #416 on: January 17, 2013, 11:06:26 pm »
Point out to Onyxjew that that system is already in place, and I am giantest grillodon.
"Hey! What was that for?"
Grab the sonic screwdriver and poke HIM with it!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Giant flying space-capable metal dinosaur whale edition)
« Reply #417 on: January 17, 2013, 11:13:04 pm »
Take some dinosaurs and travel forward in time to shortly before Xantalos messed everything up.
Sic dinos on Xantalos.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Giant flying space-capable metal dinosaur whale edition)
« Reply #418 on: January 18, 2013, 07:19:50 am »
Okay dad.Now we don't have to worry about any more humans.
I do wonder how they will reproduce and manage to live though.
Go with Wwolin.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (Giant flying space-capable metal dinosaur whale edition)
« Reply #419 on: January 18, 2013, 10:39:06 am »
Quote from: Wwolin on January 17, 2013, 09:01:23 pm
Reality coming to an end? Then it's simple. I just have to exit reality entirely. Son, pack your bags: We're going to Boatmurdered!

Go to the fortress of Boatmurdered

If this means everyone, Aid Action

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 17, 2013, 11:13:04 pm
Take some dinosaurs and travel forward in time to shortly before Xantalos messed everything up.
Sic dinos on Xantalos.
Aid Action
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