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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 216123 times)

javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #150 on: December 15, 2012, 03:00:51 pm »

Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel

The diced hate me
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #151 on: December 15, 2012, 03:01:59 pm »

colonize moon. Moon earth.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #152 on: December 15, 2012, 03:21:22 pm »

Does this have a waitlist?If not..

Wearing a space suit get out of the jail on the moon and form a alliance with Spinal-Taper to make the moon our planet.

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #153 on: December 15, 2012, 03:28:09 pm »

Does this have a waitlist?If not..

Wearing a space suit get out of the jail on the moon and form a alliance with Spinal-Taper to make the moon our planet.
(your good. This is a minimalist RTD.)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #154 on: December 15, 2012, 03:37:10 pm »

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #155 on: December 15, 2012, 05:30:20 pm »

ASSERT MY DOMINANCE OF THE ALIEN SPECIES
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #156 on: December 15, 2012, 06:02:08 pm »

REBUILD AFTERLIFE BETTER THN IT WAS BEFORE
TAKE A POWER NAP
PREFERABLY GIVING ME +1
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #157 on: December 15, 2012, 06:18:00 pm »

Get frustrated.
Grab dragon's head.
Force mouth to bite me.
Give the dragon $45.
Leave.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #158 on: December 15, 2012, 07:43:44 pm »

>Attempt to seal the breach, again.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #159 on: December 15, 2012, 10:00:26 pm »

Adopt a child. Or a Player Character, if one wants to make a deal with the devil.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #160 on: December 16, 2012, 05:50:09 am »

Flee to fortifiable building.
Fortify building.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #161 on: December 16, 2012, 06:18:41 pm »

Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.
[3]...I'll ask.
Can we? Should we?
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #162 on: December 16, 2012, 06:39:15 pm »

(I'm a zombie, how could I die? Nevertheless,)

Resurrect via magical rain cloud and activate the super-secret hidden super-virus pill hidden in Wwolin's brain, meant to disable him and kill him slowly in a very painful way.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #163 on: December 17, 2012, 06:17:21 pm »

Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel

The diced hate me
(5) You revive from the ashes with bright red wings.
(1-1) your attempt to seduce spiderwyrm causes you to explode. The Gm looks over in surprise.

colonize moon. Moon earth.
(4) You colonize the moon by putting your girlfriend down on it.
(2) YOu have second thoughts about mooning the earth.

Does this have a waitlist?If not..

Wearing a space suit get out of the jail on the moon and form a alliance with Spinal-Taper to make the moon our planet.
(1) He seems upset that you were inside his girlfriend this whole time and sends you heading back to earth at terminal velocity.

ASSERT MY DOMINANCE OF THE ALIEN SPECIES
(2) They're too busy laughing at your video

REBUILD AFTERLIFE BETTER THN IT WAS BEFORE
TAKE A POWER NAP
PREFERABLY GIVING ME +1

(5) It is better in that it has a casino.
(3) you take a nap
(2) it doesn't give you a +1

Get frustrated.
Grab dragon's head.
Force mouth to bite me.
Give the dragon $45.
Leave.

(1) You get happy
(6) You grab it so epicly that you crush its head and kill it. Whoops!

>Attempt to seal the breach, again.
(3) You accidentaly cause the city to become level 1 of hell. So your the one that caused that! I was wondering!

Adopt a child. Or a Player Character, if one wants to make a deal with the devil.
(2) No one is interested. oh (1) Lucifer is tired of being kicked out of casinos and wants his spot as ruler of hell back.

Flee to fortifiable building.
Fortify building.

(4) You flee to a nearby casino
(5) YOu fortify all the entrances.

(I'm a zombie, how could I die? Nevertheless,)

Resurrect via magical rain cloud and activate the super-secret hidden super-virus pill hidden in Wwolin's brain, meant to disable him and kill him slowly in a very painful way.
(3) You resurrect by making a deal with the devil not to fight him any more or he gets you soul as a seat cushion. (2) so you decide against using the pill. (6) Batman shows up again and show you that maybe death is a good idea after all by beating you to a pulp.

Try to combine this and Roll to dodge the law.
[3]...I'll ask.
Can we? Should we?
I'm not sure how. Maybe if it turned out the room was inside hell.

PCs:
Tophat: Fortifying Casino. Seduced by javierpwn

Javierpwn: ash. seduced tophat, yoink, and wwolin. -1 to seduce rolls.

GWG: being spiderwyrm. killed dragon.

Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell. Seduced by javierpwn

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. seduced by javierpwn.

Onyxjew44: Space whale epicly failing

Spinal_Tapper: conquering moon with love interest, the jail

Xantalos: asleep

Montopolis: The Law Joker. being beaten to a pulp.

Znzetkuken: gone back in time and repeating the Roll to dodge.

TheZoomzoll: falling to earth

Urist_McDrowner: gone back with time.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2012, 06:20:24 pm by Persus13 »
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #164 on: December 17, 2012, 06:22:06 pm »

Kiss girlfriend. Lay there, stare into the universe.
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