CONTINUE DIGGING
MORE MARHEENS
SPEHS FLEET
WARSHIPS
(1) You continue digging. Then you realize you're stuck and can' get out. Then a meteor hits right where you started digging, covering it.
Seduce Xantalos so hard, it blows him up, and his plot of hell
Get GM to give me a bonus to seducing
Seduce random flying creatures
Turn demon wings to angel wings
Become Nephilim
Seduce players(seperate rolls)
(2) No
(1) You get a minus for seducing instead
(5-1) You seduce an eagle.
(6) You get angel wings instead. You hear angry thundering noises, so you decide against becoming a Nephilum.
(6-1) tophat has been seduced.
(4-1) GWG doesn't seem interested.
(5-1) Yoink has been seduced
(6-1) wwolin has been seduced
(2-1) onyxjew sends his ice sculptures to destroy you.
Start my genocide with Wwolin.
We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
(1) wwolin spears you on his trident and dumps you in the special hell normally reserved for people who talk at the theater
EPIC FUGHT WITH PRIMORDIAL BEING
PAUSED INLY TO ANNIHILATE JAVIERPWN AS A TEAM
THEN RESUME EPIC BATTLE
(6) Your epic fught is heard around the world and told of in later culture's stories, songs, and myths. Your the villain.
(5) javierpwn is reduced to ash. tophat, yoink and wwolin mourn.
(1) When you resume the other primordial being grabs you and sends you flying into the above mentioned special hell.
Start my genocide with Wwolin.
We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
But the denizens of hell are my loyal subjects/torture dolls! I must save them!
Write a grimoire of +1 to rolls. Team up with Batman to stop Montopolis.
(2) Doesn't work
I'm outside Hell, right?
If so,
Become superhero.
(3) You become Spiderwyrm the hero no one has ever heard of
>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.
(4) You revive him
(6) You form an epic alliance. You now can not kill McDrowner
(3) You find an elevator to the city.
>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.
Escape from ruin.
Take out backup-backup grapple gun.
Help these two.
In that order.
((that was pretty much what I was aiming for all along.))
(1) your escape is ruined. (see what i did there?) You are still stuck.
Tophat: Stuck under collapsed safehouse. Seduced by javierpwn
Javierpwn: ash. seduced tophat, yoink, and wwolin. -1 to seduce rolls.
GWG: being spiderwyrm.
Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell. Seduced by javierpwn
Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. seduced by javierpwn
Onyxjew44: Space whale stuck in hole on the moon
Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.
Spinal_Tapper: Leaving planet with love interest, the jail
Xantalos: Taken over a small section of hell. Primordial being in special hell
Montopolis: The Law Joker in special hell
Znzetkuken: in elevator
Urist_McDrowner: in elevator