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Author Topic: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW X: Law of Revolution  (Read 215467 times)

Montopolis

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #120 on: December 09, 2012, 08:28:01 pm »

Become superhero.

Somehow, I think that GWG is going to become batman.
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #121 on: December 09, 2012, 08:28:29 pm »

Become superhero.

Somehow, I think that GWG is going to become batman.
(1) YOU BECOME GEORGE CLOONEY BATMAN!
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #122 on: December 09, 2012, 08:35:35 pm »

>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #123 on: December 09, 2012, 08:38:22 pm »

Become superhero.

Somehow, I think that GWG is going to become batman.
(1) YOU BECOME GEORGE CLOONEY BATMAN!

I might actually use that.

GWG, you have spiderman's powers.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #124 on: December 09, 2012, 08:41:56 pm »

Become superhero.
Somehow, I think that GWG is going to become batman.
...Except with spider powers, so...Spiderman!
Wait, that already exists. Never mind. Don't want Marvel suing me.
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Montopolis

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #125 on: December 09, 2012, 08:49:08 pm »

Crap! Now I might have spider-bat-gold-wyrm man against me!
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #126 on: December 09, 2012, 08:57:14 pm »

Note to self: Include gold in my costume. And maybe look for a magical dragon. And a pair of wings big enough to let me fly. And have the wings be black.
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javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #127 on: December 09, 2012, 09:12:09 pm »

Nooo, no wings for you
The GM will rip mine out, it would be hard to fly with 2 pairs of wings,
my wings are demonic, and probably black
Grow your own


Edit: add to my list of stuffs to do,
Seduce players(seperate rolls)
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW (HELL NO!)
« Reply #128 on: December 10, 2012, 12:09:01 pm »

>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.
Escape from ruin.
Take out backup-backup grapple gun.
Help these two.
In that order.
((that was pretty much what I was aiming for all along.))
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #129 on: December 13, 2012, 04:44:47 pm »

CONTINUE DIGGING
MORE MARHEENS
SPEHS FLEET
WARSHIPS

(1) You continue digging. Then you realize you're stuck and can' get out. Then a meteor hits right where you started digging, covering it.

Seduce Xantalos so hard, it blows him up, and his plot of hell
Get GM to give me a bonus to seducing
Seduce random flying creatures
Turn demon wings to angel wings
Become Nephilim
Seduce players(seperate rolls)
(2) No
(1) You get a minus for seducing instead
(5-1) You seduce an eagle.
(6) You get angel wings instead. You hear angry thundering noises, so you decide against becoming a Nephilum.
(6-1) tophat has been seduced.
(4-1) GWG doesn't seem interested.
(5-1) Yoink has been seduced
(6-1) wwolin has been seduced
(2-1) onyxjew sends his ice sculptures to destroy you.

Start my genocide with Wwolin.

We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
(1) wwolin spears you on his trident and dumps you in the special hell normally reserved for people who talk at the theater

EPIC FUGHT WITH PRIMORDIAL BEING
PAUSED INLY TO ANNIHILATE JAVIERPWN AS A TEAM
THEN RESUME EPIC BATTLE

(6) Your epic fught is heard around the world and told of in later culture's stories, songs, and myths. Your the villain.
(5) javierpwn is reduced to ash. tophat, yoink and wwolin mourn.
(1) When you resume the other primordial being grabs you and sends you flying into the above mentioned special hell.

Start my genocide with Wwolin.

We will kill ourselves after all in Hell have been destroyed.
But the denizens of hell are my loyal subjects/torture dolls! I must save them!

Write a grimoire of +1 to rolls. Team up with Batman to stop Montopolis.
(2) Doesn't work

I'm outside Hell, right?
If so,

Become superhero.
(3) You become Spiderwyrm the hero no one has ever heard of

>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.
(4) You revive him
(6) You form an epic alliance. You now can not kill McDrowner
(3) You find an elevator to the city.

>Revive Urist_McDrwoner using telepathic abilities.
>Form an alliance to escape this place with Urist_McDrwoner.
>Get to the city.
>Fortify a location that has weapons.
>Prepare for war.

Escape from ruin.
Take out backup-backup grapple gun.
Help these two.
In that order.
((that was pretty much what I was aiming for all along.))
(1) your escape is ruined. (see what i did there?) You are still stuck.

Tophat: Stuck under collapsed safehouse. Seduced by javierpwn

Javierpwn: ash. seduced tophat, yoink, and wwolin. -1 to seduce rolls.

GWG: being spiderwyrm.

Yoink: A pile of rubble in throne room of hell. Seduced by javierpwn

Wwolin: The new Devil/Ruler of Hell. seduced by javierpwn

Onyxjew44: Space whale stuck in hole on the moon

Lordslowpoke: Trying to hide in the hills from crowds of people and a giant robot.

Spinal_Tapper: Leaving planet with love interest, the jail

Xantalos: Taken over a small section of hell. Primordial being in special hell

Montopolis: The Law Joker in special hell

Znzetkuken: in elevator

Urist_McDrowner: in elevator
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Onyxjew944

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #130 on: December 13, 2012, 04:49:09 pm »

CONTINUE DIGGING
MORE MARHEENS
SPEHS FLEET
WARSHIPS


I'M A DAMN WHAAAAAAALE. DARKNESS DON'T BOTHER ME! I'M A SPEHS WHAAAAAAAALE.
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javierpwn

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #131 on: December 13, 2012, 05:02:28 pm »

Revive from the ashes, pheonix wings included
Round up my seduced posse
Seduce spiderwyrm
Steal his powers using tactic of divorce
Become enveloped in polygamous marriage with everything I seduced
Fly to heaven
Shake God's right hand
Become angel
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TopHat

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #132 on: December 13, 2012, 05:07:35 pm »

take out digger-gun.
Dig out path through rubble.
Flee to and fortify a defensible building.
Counter Javier's seducing if required.

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Montopolis

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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #133 on: December 13, 2012, 06:17:08 pm »

Break out of special Hell in a super amazing lawful paperwork storm.

Shove wwolin's trident up his rear end, and then eat him. Lawfully.
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Re: ROLL TO DODGE THE LAW/BATTLE FOR HELL
« Reply #134 on: December 13, 2012, 06:27:43 pm »

Anyone who is seduced help me revive??
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