>HAVE MY MEATSHIELDS ALLIES DISTRACT THE SUPER HEROES AS I PICK THEM OFF WITH MY SPORK LAUNCHER!
>SHOUT WITTY INSULTS AS I GUN THEM ALL DOWN!
"SWEET DREAMS, CUPCAKE! YOU JUST GOT SPORKED!"
[5]
"Hey you,robot thingy,you suck!"
"You are called cap? More like fap!"
"You might be big and green,but we can shit on you easily!"
That seriously distract them from you,as you picked them one by one with your epic LASER-DESIGNATED SPORK LAUNCHER! YIIIHAAA!
[2]
Ah,the GM is currently using his cellphone to mod this,so...LAZY!
MAKE THEM LOYAL.
THEN KILL HEROES.
[1]
We doesn't really know what happened,but after 5 minutes 36 seconds,the Glorfts are angrier than ever,and...KILL!
[2,Auto-Fail] You aren't alive,yet.
>ASSIMILATE EARTH. WITH LOVE AND LIZARDS.
[3]
Love and Lizards? good idea!
You controlled the earth behind the shadow! GAME OVER! Not.
Not all people receive the idea of Love and Lizards,so yeah...
Become best friends with Black hole.
"Persuade" Earth to accept my rule unconditionally (Stupid word...) with help from Yuri the Black Hole.
[5]
HAPPY FRIENDS! BEST FRIENDS! AMBIGOUSLY LOVERS!
[1] "NO," THE EARTH SAYS.
"WE STILL HAVE SOME TRICKS YET TO BE REVEALED." THEN THE EARTHLINGS USE WATERGUN PISTOL TO SHOOT YOU,IT'S VERY EFFECTIVE! YOU DROP UNCONSCIOUS AND HAVE MANY MANY BRUISES!
Be the earth. Repel invaders.
[1] YOU TRIES TO ALTER EVERYONE MINDS SO THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A PLANET,YOU FAILED,AND EVERYONE THINKS THAT YOU ARE A RABBIT SERIAL KILLER,YOU ARE IN <INSERTYOURPLANETSNAME> JAIL.
[1,AUTO-FAIL]
YOU ARE NOW IN JAIL.