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Author Topic: INVADE EARTH  (Read 14109 times)

Tavik Toth

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2012, 09:26:04 am »
MAKE THEM LOYAL.

THEN KILL HEROES.
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da_nang

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2012, 10:10:32 am »
>ASSIMILATE EARTH. WITH LOVE AND LIZARDS.
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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2012, 12:31:00 pm »
Become best friends with Black hole.
"Persuade" Earth to accept my rule unconditionally (Stupid word...) with help from Yuri the Black Hole.
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2012, 12:34:07 pm »
Be the earth. Repel invaders.
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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2012, 12:37:28 pm »
Start bay12 space program.
Invade Earth utilising said program.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2012, 02:13:56 pm »
Quote from: TopHat on December 03, 2012, 12:37:28 pm
Start bay12 space program.
Invade Earth utilising said program.
/thread
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2012, 06:59:36 pm »
CONQUER OPEC COUNTRIES.
STOP OIL FLOW TO FIRST WORLD.
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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2012, 09:35:50 am »
Quote from: Yoink on December 03, 2012, 08:52:49 am
>HAVE MY MEATSHIELDS ALLIES DISTRACT THE SUPER HEROES AS I PICK THEM OFF WITH MY SPORK LAUNCHER!

>SHOUT WITTY INSULTS AS I GUN THEM ALL DOWN!

"SWEET DREAMS, CUPCAKE! YOU JUST GOT SPORKED!"
[5]
"Hey you,robot thingy,you suck!"
"You are called cap? More like fap!"
"You might be big and green,but we can shit on you easily!"
That seriously distract them from you,as you picked them one by one with your epic LASER-DESIGNATED SPORK LAUNCHER! YIIIHAAA!
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Ah,the GM is currently using his cellphone to mod this,so...LAZY!

Quote from: Tavik Toth on December 03, 2012, 09:26:04 am
MAKE THEM LOYAL.

THEN KILL HEROES.

[1]
We doesn't really know what happened,but after 5 minutes 36 seconds,the Glorfts are angrier than ever,and...KILL!

[2,Auto-Fail] You aren't alive,yet.

Quote from: da_nang on December 03, 2012, 10:10:32 am
>ASSIMILATE EARTH. WITH LOVE AND LIZARDS.
[3]
Love and Lizards? good idea!
You controlled the earth behind the shadow! GAME OVER! Not.
Not all people receive the idea of Love and Lizards,so yeah...

Quote from: tomio175 on December 03, 2012, 12:31:00 pm
Become best friends with Black hole.
"Persuade" Earth to accept my rule unconditionally (Stupid word...) with help from Yuri the Black Hole.

[5]
HAPPY FRIENDS! BEST FRIENDS! AMBIGOUSLY LOVERS!

[1] "NO," THE EARTH SAYS.
"WE STILL HAVE SOME TRICKS YET TO BE REVEALED." THEN THE EARTHLINGS USE WATERGUN PISTOL TO SHOOT YOU,IT'S VERY EFFECTIVE! YOU DROP UNCONSCIOUS AND HAVE MANY MANY BRUISES!

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on December 03, 2012, 12:34:07 pm
Be the earth. Repel invaders.

[1] YOU TRIES TO ALTER EVERYONE MINDS SO THAT THEY BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE A PLANET,YOU FAILED,AND EVERYONE THINKS THAT YOU ARE A RABBIT SERIAL KILLER,YOU ARE IN <INSERTYOURPLANETSNAME> JAIL.

[1,AUTO-FAIL]
YOU ARE NOW IN JAIL.
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detective1412

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2012, 09:36:23 am »
Double post (just Nokia cellphone doing their job).

Quote from: TopHat on December 03, 2012, 12:37:28 pm
Start bay12 space program.
Invade Earth utilising said program.
[1]
PHEIL. (WHY YOU DISAPPOINT ME MANY TIMES,FELLOW CONQUEROR?)
YOU GOT STUCK IN THE GOBI DESERT,YOU MET A BAND OF SKY PIRATES.

[2,AUTO-FAIL]
JUST LIKE THE TITLE SAY,AUTO-FAIL.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 03, 2012, 06:59:36 pm
CONQUER OPEC COUNTRIES.
STOP OIL FLOW TO FIRST WORLD.
[3] YOU CONQUER SOME MINOR OPEC COUNTRIES.

[3]YOU MANAGE TO STOP THE OIL FLOW TO SOME MINOR FIRST WORLD COUNTRIES,BUT THEN AGAIN,SOME CHAOS ERUPTED. BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKES YOU THE EMPEROR OF EARTH!
« Last Edit: December 05, 2012, 09:43:02 am by detective1412 »
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Onyxjew944

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2012, 10:43:04 am »
ANALYZE EARTH BEFORE LAUNCHING ATTACK
BUILD FLEET
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Persus13

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2012, 11:43:19 am »
Goback in time

Start religious cult that takes over the world

Come back to the present

Relax as a god
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Tavik Toth

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2012, 11:55:28 am »
COME BACK TO LIFE!
THEN HAVE EVERY EMPIRE FROM FICTION HELP ME TAKE OVER EARTH.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2012, 12:09:50 pm »
BE EARTH

INVADE SELF
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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2012, 12:31:40 pm »
persuade band of sky pirates I am their lost leader.
Lead band of sky pirates on pillaging spree
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

Spinal_Taper

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Re: INVADE EARTH
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2012, 06:20:28 pm »
Rise up against the jail.
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