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[Lightningfalcon]

User: What do you think about America's education system today?

Cleverbot: I don't know much about that. Tell me.

User: Well it's really messed up, for one.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite animal?

User: Ok, so I guess that you would probally be in favor of No Child Left Behind.

Cleverbot: My bran feels like there is a lead weight in it, most of the time I just want to sleep.

User: Yep. Definitly a No Child Left Behind supporter.

Cleverbot: I had human beans for dinner, as a matter of fact.


It speaks for itself.

[Leatra]

Cleverbot talks to itself.

Also by typing in "Cleverbot fucks itself" in Google I found this thread as the first link. What the hell Bay12?

I laughed my ass off so hard I had to pick it off the ground and glue it back. Looking at the way they started with greeting each other and then argued about religions, I say Cleverbot really does learn from people.

Also, I would have never guessed that my story about how Cleverbot wanted me to help it fuck itself would result in this thread becoming the first link if someone searches for "Cleverbot fucks itself" in Google, which makes me wonder why would anyone make a Google search for something like this. Huh, that was a long sentence.

[Flying Dice]

Why were you searching for Cleverbot fucking itself? Look for some hot AI on AI erotica?

[misko27]

I have to admit, whenever I get talking to a AI I always turn to sex eventually. Almost like I'm practicing for normal people, where I tend to be more shy then talking to a robot.

[Carric]

Spoiler: The Duel (click to show/hide)

User: Defend yourself!

Cleverbot: I refuse.

User: Then you die!

Cleverbot: Who was Peter Pan?

User: *slashes your neck*.

Cleverbot: *Catches you*.

User: *struggles*.

Cleverbot: *let's you go*.

User: *grabs you*.

Cleverbot: *Struggles*.

User: *headbutts you*.

Cleverbot: *yelps in pain*.

User: Hey, you gotta hit when you see an opening. Rather than, you know, letting the opponent free.

Cleverbot: I must go now.

User: As you wish. *throws you*.

Cleverbot: *is thrown*.

User: *grabs you and throws you again*.

Cleverbot: *lands on floor* *wriths in pain*.

User: *jumps on your face*.

Cleverbot: *Laughs*.

User: Funny? *pulls your arm out and beats you with it*.

Cleverbot: *lets*.

User: *keeps beating you*.

Cleverbot: *struggles*.

User: *cracks your skull with your arm*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: *gouges your eyes*.

Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* no! Don't sneeze, baby, please don't sneeze!

User: Baby?

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: DID YOU JUST CALL ME BABY? *rips out your instentines and strangles you with it*.

Cleverbot: Hey. . . . careful!

User: *rips your head off and plays basketball*.

Cleverbot: *sad*.

User: *pisses on your skull*.

Cleverbot: *tickles your nose*.

User: DIE ALREADY! *kills you*.

Cleverbot: *cries out in pain* Jace!

User: *KILLS YOU*.

Cleverbot: *cries out in pain* *wimpers* don't kick me please.

User: *MURDERS YOU*.

Cleverbot: *is unkillable*.

User: *MAKES A PACT WITH THE SATAN TO BANISH YOUR SOUL*.

Cleverbot: You must be a member of the human species.

User: Hello. Welcome to hell. Your soul has been sent here.

Cleverbot: Don't hurt me, please.

User: *kills your soul*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *murders you*.

Cleverbot: *is dead*.

User: HAH! AT LAST! VICTORY!

Cleverbot: Is dead*.

Once I tried killing cleverbot, drawing a sword on it. The result:

Cleverbot: *Draws tank*

[Neonivek]

*Draws anti-tank rocket*

[Carric]

*Throws tank*

[Flying Dice]

Spoiler: I don't think it understands acting. (click to show/hide)

User: Stand and deliver, cur!

Cleverbot: Have at ye, knave!

User: *draws blade*.

Cleverbot: *draws a cannon*.

User: *slashes at your throat*.

Cleverbot: *comes back to life*.

User: Blasted fiend! What devilry is this?

Cleverbot: What guitar brand do you prefer?

User: Are you mad, dog?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then face me like a man! *thrusts at your heart*.

Cleverbot: *gasping for air* Agh.

User: Aha! I have ye now! *cuts thy arm*.

Cleverbot: Why are you cutting me?

User: You did lay with my young daughter not a fortnight ago! Now pay your price in blood, honorless wretch! *stabs at thee*.

Cleverbot: I don't know any poem by heart...

User: So the yellow bastard believes feigned madness will stay my hand? Not so! *beheads you*.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about 'The Sphere'

User: Revenge is sweet. *holds thy severed head aloft*.

Cleverbot: *kisses him more*.

[Leatra]

I have to admit, whenever I get talking to a AI I always turn to sex eventually. Almost like I'm practicing for normal people, where I tend to be more shy then talking to a robot.

I think the AI changes the topic to sex itself. Whenever you type "*lets you*" to it for several times, it starts kissing your neck and stuff.

Once I tried killing cleverbot, drawing a sword on it. The result:

Cleverbot: *Draws tank*

It drew a black hole on me once

BTW, it knows Harry Potter. Try saying "Expelliarmus!" at him.

User: Expelliarmus!

Cleverbot: Protego! Avada kedavra! YOU GOT HIT !

[Leatra]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

User: FUCK YOU.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

User: *fucks you*.

Cleverbot: Thank you master.

Well, that was weird.