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Author Topic: Minimalist RTD  (Read 6380 times)

Onyxjew944

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2012, 10:54:35 am »
GENERATE A SMALL KILOMETER BY KILOMETER FLAT AREA, SUMMON MOUNDS OF BACON INTO EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANE
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2012, 11:29:45 am »
Break lightbulb, shank EVERYONE.
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2012, 12:05:59 pm »
OFFER SERVICES TO SPACE GOVERMENTS.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #18 on: December 02, 2012, 12:23:47 pm »
"Mikuru... PAWNCHH!!"
Oh wait. Did that wrong.
« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 12:35:55 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Cassandra

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #19 on: December 02, 2012, 12:31:30 pm »
SEND A SWARM OF TYRAZERG TO INVADE THE THREAD!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #20 on: December 02, 2012, 02:20:40 pm »
Fire RPG at Welfare Office!
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2012, 02:31:43 pm »
Quote from: Yoink on December 02, 2012, 10:25:08 am
>TAKE COVER IN NEARBY WELFARE OFFICE!

>RETURN FIRE!

(3) You take cover in a nearby welfare office.

Quote from: scapheap on December 02, 2012, 10:26:35 am
create a planet for my people to live on
(2)Your creation skills are not... Optimal. Lots of ocean and volcano-land. (3) Your people cope, and they survive somewhat.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 02, 2012, 10:33:45 am
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CREATE PORTAL FROM BOTH ART OF MINIMALISM UNIVERSES TO HERE.

(3) The portal can only hold for one thing to come through.
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on December 02, 2012, 10:54:35 am
GENERATE A SMALL KILOMETER BY KILOMETER FLAT AREA, SUMMON MOUNDS OF BACON INTO EXISTENCE ON THIS PLANE
(5) You summon HEAPS OF BACON. A quick test reveals it self-replenishes automatically.

Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 02, 2012, 11:29:45 am
Break lightbulb, shank EVERYONE.
(1)You break the lightbulb, cutting your right hand. (6)You shank everyone. Including yourself. Respawn?

Quote from: Tavik Toth on December 02, 2012, 12:05:59 pm
OFFER SERVICES TO SPACE GOVERMENTS.
(1) No one accepts. Half of your troops desert you.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on December 02, 2012, 12:23:47 pm
"Mikuru... PAWNCHH!!"
Oh wait. Did that wrong.
(4) You punch the universe with all your power. It is now pretty damn angry.

Quote from: Cassandra on December 02, 2012, 12:31:30 pm
SEND A SWARM OF TYRAZERG TO INVADE THE THREAD!
(5) You summon a swarm of about a hundred zerglings.

Quote from: Scelly9 on December 02, 2012, 02:20:40 pm
Fire RPG at Welfare Office!
(1) It goes off in your face. Respawn?

Oh, and everyone's wounded!

« Last Edit: December 02, 2012, 02:35:36 pm by tomio175 »
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2012, 02:33:36 pm »
Mikuru Beam! Falcon Punch! Do said actions to the universe.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2012, 02:50:23 pm »
((I am kicking ass in this universe! A giant banana with an eating disorder surrounded by self-replenishing mounds of bacon?! I'm hard-pressed to find something I still want.))

HEAL RPG WOUND
GORGE MYSELF ON BACON
GROW SIGNIFICANTLY LARGER
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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2012, 03:01:20 pm »
Appear in a fiery explosion
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scapheap

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2012, 03:07:41 pm »
improve creation skills
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2012, 03:17:28 pm »
No. I will not respawn. I will exist beyond the universe, ready to shank any that go outside it as the Great Spirit of Broken Glass.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2012, 03:19:23 pm »
BRING THROUGH...
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EVERYTHING WILL BE FIVE HERE, TOO!
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Xantalos

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2012, 04:00:58 pm »
Bitchslap universe!
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Cassandra

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Re: Minimalist RTD
« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2012, 04:04:53 pm »
Zergling Rush, kekeke! Eat the giant banana and all his bacon.
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"
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