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[The Darkling Wolf]

Use one of Firewoman's radio thingies to make a head for the demon, so it can talk in ALL CAPS.

[Weirdsound]

Just merge the incomplete demon with the Snow Golem. That should do it.

[anailater]

Spread the Looove this christmas.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Hit on firewoman.
Convert to our cause!
Take out recorders from walkie-talkies, that's a microphone!
Add them to the chainsaw launcher!

[Ultimuh]

Wake up from strange dream.

[monk12]

Merge the incomplete demon with the Firewoman

[Weirdsound]

Merge the incomplete demon with the Firewoman

No we need to get the last demon out of the way, but we also need allies.

[Phantom of The Library]

But how else are we supposed to summon the Stay-Puft Marshmellow man?

[GreatWyrmGold]

With marshmallows?

[monk12]

But how else are we supposed to summon the Stay-Puft Marshmellow man?

I propose we rename the Snow Golem "Mr. Stay-Puft"

[Kadzar]

Take the helmet from the kid and give it to the lady.

[IronyOwl]

I approve of anything involving the snowman becoming or being used for evil.

[Lovechild]

Sorry guys, been partying too hard tonight. But next turn early tomorrow morning, Swedish time, mmkay?

[IronyOwl]

I'm sure dwarves of all people wouldn't begrudge you for putting something off to go party.

[Lovechild]

Merge the incomplete demon with the Firewoman

No we need to get the last demon out of the way, but we also need allies.

Spread the Looove this christmas.

Hit on firewoman.
Convert to our cause!

You will need allies to fight the demons. Such as this firewoman. You could seduce her to make her join you! Good thing you learned some pickup lines from that one videogame.

"Let's play squirrel. I'll bust a nut in your hole!"

"...I don't understand what you mean."

That didn't work. Maybe you can convince her through force of argument?

"Wanna hear something disturbing?"

"What?"

"Christmas is under threat from demons!"

"That *is* disturbing! What can I do?"

After more discussion, Firewoman agrees to help fight the demons.

Take the helmet from the kid and give it to the lady.

"Sorry kid, my colleague will need this when we fight demons."

Use one of Firewoman's radio thingies to make a head for the demon, so it can talk in ALL CAPS.

Just merge the incomplete demon with the Snow Golem. That should do it.

Take out recorders from walkie-talkies, that's a microphone!
Add them to the chainsaw launcher!

But how else are we supposed to summon the Stay-Puft Marshmellow man?

I propose we rename the Snow Golem "Mr. Stay-Puft"

I approve of anything involving the snowman becoming or being used for evil.

The two fo you go to work on upgrading the chainsaw launcher and demon. The walkietalkies aren't exactly microphones; you're not fully satisfied... and the demon looks a bit more imposing now, but still lacks that demonic essence, you know.

Wake up from strange dream.

"This is your last chance. After this there is no turning back. You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill, you stay in Wonderland, and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes."



So this whole messy demon story was all just a dream? And you can wake up from it by eating a pill? Awesome!



Huh. Nothing happened. What a fraud.



Oh, hey, look! Today's gift: A Chair and a Desk with a Computer and a Coffee Mug.

>_