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[Weirdsound]

Find a microphone!
Shoot self with growth ray!
Shoot world with shrink ray!

Noooo! That would make the demon return much bigger than before. Show a little foresight friend!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Find a microphone!
Shoot self with growth ray!
Shoot world with shrink ray!

Noooo! That would make the demon return much bigger than before. Show a little foresight friend!

But we'd be bigger because we hit ourself with the growth ray!
And we could always shrink the demon, too. Or maybe it's in this world.

[Lovechild]

Fireman: Drive the truck around in circles

Hm... maybe we should just cruise around all tinylike for a bit.

Let's get going.



They see me rollin'
They hatin'



Suddenly the truck turns by itself! You're heading straight for the wall! The brakes do nothing! The wheel doesn't work!



But at the last moment the truck inexplicably turns again! Phew! But how did this happen?



Aha...

Kid: Build the Wall into a mechasuit for your partner that he can use to emulate his original size

Tell Damian (not Damion) to build a little house for us out of the new ski wall!

"Enough playing around, Damian! Build me a house! And a mechasuit!"

"I don't think there's enough bricks for that, mister..."

"Make it work."



"That works, I guess."

Tell the kid to loan us a snowball. Fashion snowball into snow golem.

Attempt to reenlarge both of you.

"Here's a snowball, mister. I don't think your idea will work though - Golem is Rock/Ground, not Ice."

"Kids these days..."



This is not the optimal type of chainsaw for cutting ice, but it will have to do.



There we go!



Now to get this golem and you back to normal size. Hope it works...



It does!

"Behold, Damian! This is a real golem!"

"Looks like a regular snowman to me, mister."

Maybe the MICROphones are MICRO, like us now!   FIND THE MICROPHONES!  And watch out for micro- and macro- demons!

You will find that microphone!



Back to the microworld!



Maybe you don't understand the growth/shrink ray fully yet.



You don't find any microphones in the macroworld, just today's gift. A Mechanic.

>_

[Lovechild]

Find a microphone!
Shoot self with growth ray!
Shoot world with shrink ray!

Noooo! That would make the demon return much bigger than before. Show a little foresight friend!

But we'd be bigger because we hit ourself with the growth ray!
And we could always shrink the demon, too. Or maybe it's in this world.

Wow, triple ninja. But I guess today's turn sort of followed this suggestion?

[Imp]

Ask the mechanic to modify one of our megaphones into a microphone.

[mcclay]

The mechanic is our enemy! Crush him like bug!

[Weirdsound]

Shrink yourself back to normal. Have mechanic figure out your damn shrink/growth ray.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Ask the mechanic to make a cyborg.
Reprogram cyborg to kill demons.

[monk12]

Using our great size, disassemble Mechanic and merge him with the MechaHouse!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Zap Mecha with whichever ray made us big!

Oh, yeah, find microphone!

[Lovechild]

Ask the mechanic to modify one of our megaphones into a microphone.

Oh, yeah, find microphone!

"Hey mechanic, could you make me a microphone?"

"No."

The mechanic is our enemy! Crush him like bug!

RAGE

Ask the mechanic to make a cyborg.
Reprogram cyborg to kill demons.

Using our great size, disassemble Mechanic and merge him with the MechaHouse!

Well, the mechanic is in pieces now.



Might as well make use of them. You've always wanted to build a cyborg mech.



Ta-daa! A ski-equipped cyborg mech armed with a pair of shoulder-mounted guns.

"I think he's saying something, mister. It sounds like 'Kill me... Kill me...'"

Shrink yourself back to normal. Have mechanic figure out your damn shrink/growth ray.

Zap Mecha with whichever ray made us big!

You zap yourself and regain standard size. You notice today's gift; four Tires and a Hand Cart. Whatever you're supposed to do with those.



It's time to figure out the growth/shrink ray. You think this is the growth ray.



"GREETINGS MORTALS. I AM THE DEMON OF CHRISTMAS PRESENT. I AM EVERY NOW BUT NEVER THEN. I AM THE CAPTOR OF THE DAY. AND THE DAY IS THE LIFE."

Apparently not.

>_

[scapheap]

Pose with the demon and child.

[Furtuka]

Point out that as he is a cyborg, he clearly cannot be from the present, and must be from the future. This should confuse him and lead to him running away until he is able to decide upon this existential crisis

[Imp]

Offer the demon the wheels and suggest that he let you load him onto the handcart to better send him on his way (and push him over the table so he falls - wheels are for getting out of town!)

[IronyOwl]

((Who, where's that head from?))


Ask demon to be friends.