>Contemplate the lonely nature of your small cardboard universe.
> Realize that YOU are the thing endangering Christmas, realize that the figure for day 2 is the hero.
All right, let's see here. Christmas is in danger, so what could be threatening it? There is only one thing around here... and that's you. So
you must be the threat. Someone must save Christmas from you! Probably whoever is behind door 2! You've got to get them out at once!
Sing carols through megaphone, wear both hats at once
point one megaphone through the other and yell as loud as you can.
Aim them at door two, and sing something truly annoying.
You combine your megaphones, and your helmets, for maximum effect. Then you sing to door 2.
"ON THE SECOND DAY OF ADVENT, THE CALENDAR GAVE TO ME..."
The soundwaves from your amplified singing force the door open!
"...ONE BIG
CHAINSAW AND A PARTIAL
LOG FROM A PEAR TREE!"
>shoot demons with microphones.
Soo... this chainsaw is the hero? That makes no sense. Maybe you are the hero after all. But what is the threat then? Could it be... no. Yes.
The demons are the threat to Christmas.You must kill the demons. With microphones. You have no microphones. Or demons.
...You're screwed.
Take both megaphones, put them into each other and use them like a rocket launcher to rocket jump!
But, you do have a double megaphone! So you can rocket jump! That's awesome!
And then you fall down.
Look at the light in front of you.
There's a picture of a light here. You suppose it could look kind of three-dimensional if viewed from the right angle. But it's fake and flat.
Attach extra helmet to megaphone
Your double megaphone is quite powerful. Better cover up the speaking end while you're not using it, to avoid accidents.
>_