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Author Topic: You are minifig II: Will Christmas be saved?  (Read 23402 times)

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are minifig II: 23 days till Christmas
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2012, 04:02:02 pm »

Combine megaphone-rocket-launcher and chaisaw to make a chaiwsaw rocket launcher. Train using it against the pear trunk.
Then combine it with part of the trunk! Also add a microphone.
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Re: You are minifig II: 23 days till Christmas
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2012, 04:21:04 pm »

Combine megaphone-rocket-launcher and chaisaw to make a chaiwsaw rocket launcher. Train using it against the pear trunk.
Then combine it with part of the trunk! Also add a microphone.
And then put it on your head!
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Re: You are minifig II: 21 days till Christmas
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2012, 03:12:42 pm »

put PARTIAL LOG in the middle of the place and pose with chainsaw



You pose with the chainsaw, looking badass.

Combine megaphone-rocket-launcher and chaisaw to make a chaiwsaw rocket launcher. Train using it against the pear trunk.
Then combine it with part of the trunk! Also add a microphone.
And then put it on your head!



But even more badass, of course, is to pose with a CHAINSAW LAUNCHER.



It works pretty well too.



You make it longer with a piece of wood while totally not compensating for anything. You still can't find a microphone though. How will you be able to save Christmas from the demons without a microphone?



Eh, you can worry about that later. Look! Now you're a chainsaw launcher turret!



And here comes today's gift, a Christmas Tree. Isn't that lovely.

>_
« Last Edit: December 04, 2012, 04:29:05 pm by Lovechild »
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2012, 03:18:58 pm »

pose on top of the christmas tree
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2012, 04:11:48 pm »

Feel your inner lumberjack and chop it down
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2012, 04:14:18 pm »

What, yes. HOW DID I MISS THIS?

Fashion an ULTIMATE DISGUISE out of that tree. They'll NEVER SEE YOU COMING.
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2012, 04:15:42 pm »

Feel your inner lumberjack and chop it down

Chop it and process it into usable bricks!

But first have a lonely single person Christmas party where you sing Christmas Songs, pretend to unwrap your chainsaw under the tree, and cry because you are so alone in a cold plastic world where Christmas is under constant threat.
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2012, 05:26:17 pm »

Feel your inner lumberjack and chop it down

Chop it and process it into usable bricks!

But first have a lonely single person Christmas party where you sing Christmas Songs, pretend to unwrap your chainsaw under the tree, and cry because you are so alone in a cold plastic world where Christmas is under constant threat.
But after the Christmas party, make sure to consider giving up because you're the one threatening Christmas.
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2012, 06:29:15 pm »

Feel your inner lumberjack and chop it down
Chop it and process it into usable bricks!

But first have a lonely single person Christmas party where you sing Christmas Songs, pretend to unwrap your chainsaw under the tree, and cry because you are so alone in a cold plastic world where Christmas is under constant threat.
But after the Christmas party, make sure to consider giving up because you're the one threatening Christmas.
No we're not, it's the demons.
Make a tree costume!
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2012, 06:32:02 pm »

Feel your inner lumberjack and chop it down
Chop it and process it into usable bricks!

But first have a lonely single person Christmas party where you sing Christmas Songs, pretend to unwrap your chainsaw under the tree, and cry because you are so alone in a cold plastic world where Christmas is under constant threat.
But after the Christmas party, make sure to consider giving up because you're the one threatening Christmas.
No we're not, it's the demons.
Make a tree costume!
No! Make tree demons! If we make them real, we can at least keep an eye on them!
« Last Edit: December 03, 2012, 09:17:09 pm by Weirdsound »
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2012, 03:01:38 am »

Chainsaw, tree... I think I see where this is heading.
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2012, 03:07:34 am »

...What is this?

Also, chainsaw tree.
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Re: You are minifig II: 22 days till Christmas
« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2012, 04:28:48 pm »

pose on top of the christmas tree



Damn you're sexy.

Feel your inner lumberjack and chop it down
Chop it and process it into usable bricks!

But first have a lonely single person Christmas party where you sing Christmas Songs, pretend to unwrap your chainsaw under the tree, and cry because you are so alone in a cold plastic world where Christmas is under constant threat.
But after the Christmas party, make sure to consider giving up because you're the one threatening Christmas.
No we're not, it's the demons.
Make a tree costume!
No! Make tree demons! If we make them real, we can at least keep an eye on them!
Fashion an ULTIMATE DISGUISE out of that tree. They'll NEVER SEE YOU COMING.
Also, chainsaw tree.



Well, here you are, dumped in the snow, with Christmas just a few weeks away, and you're on your own...



...god you're so lonely.



Don't let that bring you down! There's work to do! You have a chainsaw, here's a tree, you see where this is heading.



You cut the tree apart in nice little chunks. Now then, about those demons. You'll have to trick them somehow... and you have the most genius idea.



They'll never see through this disguise!

Assuming the threat to Christmas really is the demons. Or was it you? You can't remember.



"No, minifig. You are the demons."



And then today's gift was a Stair and a Star Decoration.

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Re: You are minifig II: 21 days till Christmas
« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2012, 04:39:33 pm »

Add Star to Costume.
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Re: You are minifig II: 21 days till Christmas
« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2012, 04:42:40 pm »

Pose like a boss on the stair.
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