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Mullet Master

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YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« on: November 30, 2012, 08:55:55 pm »
YOU ARE NINJA AND YOU HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER.
ROBERT HAMBURGER SAID SO.
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2012, 09:02:30 pm »
>MATE WITH HAMBURGER
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2012, 09:05:05 pm »
(1) YOU MATE WITH THE RAW MATERIAL FOR A HAMBURGER.

YOU AREN'T ALLOWED BACK ON THE FARM AFTERWARDS.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2012, 09:05:34 pm »
Mate with Yoink.
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2012, 09:09:35 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 09:05:34 pm
Mate with Yoink.

REAL NINJAS HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS!
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2012, 09:13:41 pm »
Damn it. Become a true ninja, as to my Japanese ancestry.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 09:39:19 pm by Spinal_Taper »
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2012, 09:19:16 pm »
Begin Ninja Guild. Name it Squiggles the Epileptic Hedgehog. Slaughter anyone who laughs at it.
Kidnap Farmer's daughter. Because farmers always have a daughter they dote on. They just do.
« Last Edit: November 30, 2012, 09:28:13 pm by Onyxjew944 »
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2012, 09:20:53 pm »
CREATE A BOULDER THE OTHER NINJAS WON'T BE CAPABLE OF MOVING
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2012, 09:24:06 pm »
Slice the farmer andnhis cows into patties. Host barbeque. Court his wife.
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2012, 09:26:44 pm »
Given the humor in the start...LETS DERAIL THIS!

MATE WITH FARMER'S WIFE.
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2012, 09:27:42 pm »
Wait, when was there a farmer? Screw the guild! Edit!
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2012, 09:31:47 pm »
So, we are going to kill the farmer... Screw his wife... Then practice BDSM with his daughter?
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2012, 09:38:49 pm »
Practice wha...
Onyx J. 944, what is wrong with you?
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Mullet Master

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2012, 09:49:03 pm »
ANCIENT SCROLL SAY

NINJAS ARE MAMMALS

GANG OF SCENTHOUNDS SAY SOMETHING ABOUT BEING NOTHING BUT MAMMALS

Damn it. Become a true ninja, as to my Japanese ancestry. (2) THERE IS NO NEED TO GO BACK AND CHANGE EVERYTHING TO BECOME A TRUE NINJA.

Begin Ninja Guild. Name it Squiggles the Epileptic Hedgehog. Slaughter anyone who laughs at it. (4) YOU MAKE A NINJA GUILD BUT ACCIDENTALLY ARE NOT THE GREAT LEADER. YOU HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER NINJA GUILD.

Kidnap Farmer's daughter. Because farmers always have a daughter they dote on. They just do. (6) YOU KIDNAP ALL TEN OF THE FARMERS DAUGHTERS. YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO ACCESS YOUR NINJA GUILD'S BATHROOM AGAIN.

CREATE A BOULDER THE OTHER NINJAS WON'T BE CAPABLE OF MOVING (6) YOU CREATE A BOULDER BETWEEN YOURSELF AND YOUR NINJA GUILD. UNFORTUNATELY NEITHER YOU NOR ANY OF YOUR NINJAS CAN MOVE IT. YOU HAVE NO MORE NINJAS.

MATE WITH FARMER'S WIFE. (1) NINJAS CAN ONLY REPRODUCE WITH CREATURES THAT POSSESS EQUAL POWER LEVELS, LIKE KILLER WHALES, STINGRAYS, AND HONEY BADGERS.

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2012, 09:50:30 pm »
No. There is. For I shall never bow down to the will of those seeking to restrain me, never surrender my rights, never allow myself to be restrained.

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