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Author Topic: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER  (Read 2158 times)

Mullet Master

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2012, 09:51:45 pm »
Slice the farmer andnhis cows into patties. Host barbeque. Court his wife. (5)
YOU SLICE ALL INTO PIECES. YOU HOST A BARBEQUE. NOBODY ATTENDS DUE TO PROFUSE CORPSES BLOCKING ACCESS TO FOOD.

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Cassandra

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2012, 09:55:15 pm »
Seduce the wife. Do it! Do her!
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

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Mullet Master

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2012, 09:59:49 pm »
YOU MOVE IN TO SEDUCE THE WIFE. A SEQUENCE BEGINS!
YOU ATTEMPT TO COME UP WITH SOME WORDS.


PROPER NOUN
NOUN
ARTICLE OF CLOTHING

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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2012, 10:00:21 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 09:50:30 pm
No. There is. For I shall never bow down to the will of those seeking to restrain me, never surrender my rights, never allow myself to be restrained.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 09:13:41 pm
Damn it. Become a true ninja, as to my Japanese ancestry.
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I can has action plz?
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Onyxjew944

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #19 on: November 30, 2012, 10:00:35 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on November 30, 2012, 09:38:49 pm
Practice wha...
Onyx J. 944, what is wrong with you?

When did I say what I was going to do with/to her when I was done with the kidnapping? I have something in mind and BDSM was not on the menu. Or is it? Naw. Not yet.

As for what is wrong with me? Dude. Bay12. Do I really need to explain any further? We get applauded for figuring out how to turn kittens into piles of bloody mush so long as it makes pretty colors. Morals have no place here.
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #20 on: November 30, 2012, 10:04:31 pm »
"Your sexy socks"?
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Cassandra likes elves for their taste, Cobalt for it's pretty colors, and kittens for their cute intentions. She is incredibly strong, but horribly unlucky, and speaks with a rasping accent. She is white with black eyes. She likes dwarves for their hilarious intentions.

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on October 20, 2012, 05:53:59 pm
"The fuck do you mean by 'plot'"

Mullet Master

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #21 on: November 30, 2012, 10:52:15 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 10:00:21 pm
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 09:50:30 pm
No. There is. For I shall never bow down to the will of those seeking to restrain me, never surrender my rights, never allow myself to be restrained.

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 09:13:41 pm
Damn it. Become a true ninja, as to my Japanese ancestry.
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I can has action plz?

YOU READ ANCIENT SCROLL

WHEN A NINJA
ACTION COME TO YOU

YOU DECIDE INFORMING FARMERS WIFE OF YOUR SEXY SOCKS WOULD LEAD TO RESTRAINT, WHICH WOULD LEAD TO LAZINESS, WHICH WOULD LEAD TO DECIDELY UN-JAPANESE BEER GUT. THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE FOR NINJA WARRIOR.

YOU LEAVE THE FARM.

YOU ARE NOW AT THE CASTLE.
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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #22 on: November 30, 2012, 10:54:47 pm »
Now. Train. Train for years. I must become the best of the ninjas.
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Xantalos

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #23 on: November 30, 2012, 10:57:36 pm »
REVEAL THAT IT WAS POTATO
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #24 on: November 30, 2012, 10:58:48 pm »
SNEAK INTO CASTLE

PUT FIRE AXES IN PEOPLE'S SOUPS

MAKE PEOPLE NOT NOTICE THEM UNTIL THE BLADES ARE HALFWAY THROUGH THEIR THROATS
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #25 on: November 30, 2012, 11:06:28 pm »
Train the farmers daughters in the ways of the ninja
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It's FEF, not FEOF

Mullet Master

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #26 on: November 30, 2012, 11:11:40 pm »
YOU TRAIN FOR (5) YEARS . YOU ARE NOW BEST OF NINJA.

TO CELEBRATE, YOU REVEAL THE POTATO. THAT HAS BEEN THERE FOR FIVE YEARS. OTHER NINJAS NOW KNOW WHY YOU SMELL BAD. (3)

YOU SNEAK INTO THE CASTLE USING YOUR SUPREME NINJA POWERS (6)
YOU PUT FIRE AXES INTO PEOPLE'S SOAPS (2)
KING WONDERS WHY ALL SHOWERS ARE FILLED WITH CHARRED CORPSES SMELLING LIKE LAVENDER.

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Spinal_Taper

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #27 on: November 30, 2012, 11:12:28 pm »
Kill the other ninja. They shame us, even for ninja. That's saying something.
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Xantalos

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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #28 on: November 30, 2012, 11:23:28 pm »
Make potato salad
And PUNCH IT!
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Re: YUO HAVE REAL ULTIMATE POWER
« Reply #29 on: November 30, 2012, 11:31:37 pm »
Quote from: Spinal_Taper on November 30, 2012, 11:12:28 pm
Kill the other ninja. They shame us, even for ninja. That's saying something.

YOU KILL THE OTHER NINJA, CITING THEIR LUST FOR FARMERS AS EMBARASSING TO YOUR NINJA CLAN.

Quote from: Xantalos on November 30, 2012, 11:23:28 pm
Make potato salad
And PUNCH IT!

YOU MAKE A FANTASTIC POTATO SALAD (6) BUT IT IS RUINED WHEN YOU DUMP FRUIT PUNCH IN IT (2). YOU ARE REALLY SAD, AND STILL HUNGRY.
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