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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1013002 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5430 on: June 03, 2013, 08:26:39 pm »

Ok so my dad is sick today. I've been able to do the other posts between running him to hospitals and x-rays and such, but I'm not sure I'll have the time to finish this post today, mostly because these posts take literally like 3 hours to do.  Just a heads up. If I can't finish it tonight, I'll do it tomorrow.
May your father recover swiftly. And may any deathbed revelations that come up should the universe hate me enough to deny my first wish be of the good kind. You know, "I had $2.5 million hidden from when I won the lottery and you're inheriting 20% of it," not "I always preferred your brother."
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5431 on: June 03, 2013, 09:18:47 pm »

Godspeed to his immune system/ doctors/ demon countermeasures, depending on what's going on.

What. I couldn't sat the same exact thing as someone else. We've got a chain going.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5432 on: June 03, 2013, 10:35:00 pm »

Sorry to hear that. I hope it's nothing too serious and that his recovery is expedient.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5433 on: June 03, 2013, 10:36:11 pm »

Sorry to hear that. I hope it's nothing too serious and that his recovery is expedient.
((Likewise.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5434 on: June 03, 2013, 10:50:37 pm »

Same, nothing's worse than a family member who's ill. Wish him the best, take a load off, don't rush on our accounts if life comes up.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5435 on: June 04, 2013, 01:25:12 am »

I wish him a speedy recovery
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5436 on: June 04, 2013, 04:03:56 am »

((May his recovery be swift and painless.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5437 on: June 04, 2013, 05:35:32 am »

Ya know what? More exploration.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5438 on: June 04, 2013, 12:03:12 pm »

Add lantern to inventory, descend into the tree, with the lantern to light my way
Test runes.

[pot:6,6,3,1,1,5]
staff, shoes,gloves, nope, nope, fish.

You step out into the tree and look down. The black shaft descends down as far as you can see. Strange, shimmering black, humanoid figures crawl over the walls and stare back up at you with crystalline eyes.

"huh."


Slap inkface. Draw B9 rune on MY face.

"Still you insist one trying to attack me. Your words are taken away and your hands cannot get ahold of me, and still you insist. If you desire for combat so badly, then face trial by fire."
Words.
"Oops, that wasn't fire."

((At least I'm not bleeding anymore))


"DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE"

say WORDS then DECAPITATION

[Corsair spd:3
[Eot spd:5
[Flab spd:5-1]

[Eot Pot:OHSHIT]

Lol carves the sigil in his cheek and laughs like mad as the black limbs tear through the stone and the lamprey mouths open up beneath him, Milo and Corsair. Flesh tears and blackens as everyone is sucked down, Lol's maddened laughter cuts off rather abruptly.

Corsair, Lol and Flab are all...gone for now.

You'll need to make some new characters.

Oops. That was NOT what was supposed to happen. Sorry, science attacks are NOT a good idea apparently. Damned words.
Apologize to the area in general. Retract diamond spikes. But before that, get +1 channeling and +2 will. Then say Shaazeshelial Zzers Adamenstiar Harialltontal.
Please do not kill me, trying to science. Was supposed to freeze the monkey so you could shatter it. Damned words.
[pot:5+1]

You are now made of diamond. Strong, fast diamond. Permanently.

((Whoops, yeah, my bad. Looks like I got those words mixed up. Let me try again. And Angle, open up your mech. And go outside, just in case.))

Go outside, touch Angle, say the correct words this time! And grab that necromancy ring and put it in the Armory, since Angle won't be using it anytime soon. And Angle has that stone/repulsive/acid ring, it shouldn't be in both mine and his inventory.

Slap inkface. Draw B9 rune on MY face.
((This is going to be !!Fun!!...))

Get out of my mech and head outside.

He's not gonna grow a lot, but you're boosting his strength enough that if you did it while he was in his cockpit it would probably be bad.

[pot:4+1]
Angle becomes...Well imagine a body builder crossed with a gymnast. He's very buff and odd looking now.



The wax was just an adhesive, and the same has been pointed out to me.
...Let's see if a new element can be my "thing".

Words
[pot:3]
Nopes. Though it would work.


Runic Experiments, then try to simply will myself out of the Booze Dimension without deactivating the circle that created it.
Well the will thing won't work. Have you ever considered having someone throw a rope in for you?

[pot:4,4,6]
Cylinder, bull, necklace


Owww..

1st thing: Drop the damn hammer.
2nd thing: Aim at the MO and say "Cainthalsaz Rothcaltal".
3rd thing: Hope for the best

[spd:5]
[owl spd:3+2]
[pot:4]
[owl pot:1+2]
[dex:5]
[owl dex:3]
[end:4]
You both fire your respective beams of arcane energy with reasonable accuracy. It's shot spins you like a top  and ends with you back on the ground, however your shot takes the owl's damn head off.

You gain a point.


"Now'd be the time to make meself scarce, prob'ly not flame-proof jus' yet."

Words, continue my odyssey.
[pot:3+1]
You is become A clockwork robot.

Not sure what you mean by that. There are 4 directions you can go here.

The path to the south leads out of the mushroom forest and back into the light.
The path to the north leads to a strangely glowing field.
The path to the west leads to  an expanse of strange white growths.
The path to the east leads to a crossroads outside of the mushroom forest.


Do a little dance, then try to raise a small stone from the ground.
I shall call it... PETRIE!

[will:6-1]
You summon "TINY ROCK!"

It is a Tiny Rock.

Yay rock.


Science Plan Hyper Nothing Gets Done!/b]
[pot:1]
[end:4-1]
A giant stone gear grinds your left leg off. Ow.


But there's probably nothing out there but a horrifying sucking void.
((Is that meant to discourage me? :P ))

Try again:
Fly up to the ceiling, point palms up, and say:
"Cainthalsaz Conth Rothcaltal Noreeb!"
Try and see if anything is beyond the diamond.
[pot:3+1]

You punch a rather deep hole in the crystal sky. About 20 feet deep to be precise. You don't seem to penetrate the layer. Hmm, wonder how thick it is.


i do believe it is time to ready my gear and set forth into the world again.
plus 1 to will.

say words and grab the resulting item then move to the village center. light something on fire with my sword en route and use will to lengthen the flames 5 times.

if attacked on the way, use my bow on ranged opponents and my sword+shield on melee opponents.

[pot:5+1]
You get your armor and put it on. That done you head to the village center.

[will:1-1]
Oh dear.
[end:3]
You are now on fire.

All of you.

On fire. Lots of it.

I'd recommend screaming.



Luckily, I have spotty internet today & tomorrow and can solve this!

Spoiler: New Character (click to show/hide)
Immediately upon spawning, exit the building.  Say the below word.
"Ahh, Hello World!  It's good to have a body again.  Oh, I also have something to tell you: ZENTOL!
P.S. When I get back, I'm coming for you Archalngel. ;D

Are you sure you want to do that?

I feel like this might be the character sheet equivalent of a suicide bomb.

Silica says <words> while holding her water rifle with her right hand.


Spoiler: Silica's Catalogue (click to show/hide)

[pot:5+2]
Your rifles is now very fast. Maybe too fast.


Will the sand to fly at the Ghost
Cainthalsaz Contar Zzers

[will:6]
Well, there's no sand around here...also the thing doesn't respond to physical damage so...
[pot:5+1]
Well you summoned a big old arcane ax that clattered to the ground, badly damaged the stone and then vanished.

Welp.


Karenthar Halthel. Then summon some ink with Thrancaole to write with. Draw runes on my new subject.
[pot:4+1]
You summon yourself a fleshy man.
[pot:6+1]
And a ton of ink.
[pot:5+1]
The mark activates but doesn't seem to have an effect.


Ooh! I have a idea! I hope this works!
Say PM words. Hope it works.
If this works, I get a catgirl!
Oh dear.
[Will:4]
You anchor yourself to the ground via your leg armor.
[pot:5+1,6+1,2+1]
Well.Who else is around here...sy,harry, that zombie and that monkey. Lets see.

[str:5,4]
[sy str:3-1,1-1]
[harry str:4-1,1-1]
[zombie str:1+1,4+1]
[Monkey str:6,3]

Well...You live. Sy's dead. Harry's dead. Zombie is dead. Monkey is dead.  None of them respawn because you ate their souls.

in other news I may need to nerf a particular word. Then again, something you guys can't SPD your wait out of might be good.


You get 3 points.

Oh my, this is just all kinds of win.
The best bit? You were (supposedly) trying to help!

-snip-
We'll just say you stood around and bled to death.

Respawning.
Thanks PW, I wasn't looking forward to the inevitable collateral damage, but didn't want to fail either.

"Right, round... three? Or is it four?"
*Counting on fingers*
"Obsidian head, grew back lost hand so I didn't die, killed by "Hero", bled to death.."
"Yup, ROUND FOUR SUPERCHARGED SCIENCE!"
[pot:5,4,5,1,2,+1]
Teeth, bull, ax, Nothing, a tiny lump of steel that vaguely resembles a bird or maybe a boomerang.


Hmm, this calls for drastic measures.

Ozzy continue his attempts to draw a response from the man by waving one of his hand in front of the man's face.  If he doesn't respond then he'd move to block the newcomer's view of the wall while waving all four hands to get his attention.  If that still doesn't work he'll jump up and down like a deranged monkey in the hopes of getting a rise out of the guy.

If the man at an point attacks, use COMBAT MAGIC.

If the shenanigans fail to have any effect try MARK SPELL and activate any resulting mark before trying to talk to the guy again.


The man responds...sort of. When you run in front of him he sort of half glances at you with yellowed, tired eyes and shuffles away into the other corner. He seems a bit shellshocked.


As Tod-3 disappears into the black hole, a transmission is made. A report of sorts.

Tod-3 - failure. Continue testing.

Moments later, a new soul and a new body appears, though they are different this time. For one, it was judged that the pants-only look was rather ridiculous.

Spoiler: Tod-4 (click to show/hide)

And thus appears Tod-4! Now in cerulean!

"~Accessing-Tod-shared-memory... done. Initializing-first-step.~"

Find the altar to Scarlon and join the ranks of the faithful.

"~Beginning-second-step.~"

After that, head outside and say words.
[pot:3+1]
I Am Iron Man!

Well, steel man.


Kin examines the map and tries to see what it is about. If he can get his relative position to the map, go to any spot that is marked with an 'X'. Otherwise see if there is something more to explore. He also says "Chall-thel Shago-shal" in front of him.
Well, there aren't any big red X's or "You are here" markings. Hell, there's no forest of this size anywhere on the map, though there is a mountain and a sea. Hmm.

Well, there's more to explore, you want to continue down the road?

[pot:2]
Sad trombone.

Say PM-words that I sent last turn, but forgot to post about here :P

I think this is the right one.

[pot:4+1]
Electricity appears to the right of you. Doesn't shoot anywhere. Just appears.


I touch my fellow sky pirate and say "Dorbaelo Adamenstiar."
[pot:1+1]
The hits just keep coming.


Glassco will nod to his fellow sky pirate. "Good thinking, I got me an idea... Yeah, yeah, I get them a lot and they don't always work out, but I think this one will actually work! Just need to make myself diamond..."

Once diamond, absorb self into ship, take control of ship and make it Glassco's new body. ARISE! RISE INTO THE AIR by about a few feet to test.
And coming and coming...


Some science.
Considering the events of the above posts, I feel as though your plans may fail for reasons you could not have foreseen. So I'll give you a pass on it right now.


"Wonder what this staff is made from. Probably the blood and screaming souls of countles enemies of Blastel. Anyway, COG SMASH!"

CHARGE! Smash any rocks that comes within staff distance.

((Hoo boy that was awesome.))
[spd:1]
[Gylph spd:6]
Oh jeez.
The glyph head hovers up a good 15 feet into the air and begins tearing roots out of the ground and forming them into giant spears the size of small trees.

"Come down here and fight fair...you...rock thing..."

What is with this place and mummified monks?

Look around the room a bit more, then leave and look into the rooms off of the spawn-floor corridor.
"They Protect this place" a voice whispers, "But the price was great."

"I've had enough of ruins. Let's see if there's anything over by those totems. Particularly anything SHINY!"

Head to the totems. If precious things are found, steal them.
Totems found. Gold not found. Sadness found.

Ya know what? More exploration.
Explorationize where? In what direction? Into the homes? Toward the forest or the sea or the training grounds?

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5439 on: June 04, 2013, 12:04:05 pm »

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5440 on: June 04, 2013, 12:14:53 pm »

"Right then. HAVE AT THEE!"

Runework, then Melee!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5441 on: June 04, 2013, 12:23:48 pm »

((@PW: Oh, misunderstanding on my part then. Sorry.))

"Pleasure doing business with you mister Smith. Please, do come again any time you want. And if there's anything else you want, don't be afraid to ask."

Experiment with the forbidden words of power. Also, can I still gain god favour by flame use or is that a mistake in the stats spoiler?

((Wait a minute... gone for now? Ominous foreshadowing?))

Syvarris action: Go to the basement. Search room. If enemy found, use "Conth". If item found, put item in inventory. ((It's not like he has something to loose, so I might as well try to get some souls for him.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5442 on: June 04, 2013, 12:26:40 pm »

Ah. Well. I suddenly want to know what the number OHSHIT is.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5443 on: June 04, 2013, 12:28:23 pm »

Hmm... I wonder.


Modified Science.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5444 on: June 04, 2013, 12:43:29 pm »

((+1 To channeling))
I hope this works.
Then !!Science!! if this succeeds pick up the result after examining it and deeming it safe.
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