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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1006152 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5280 on: May 25, 2013, 01:14:52 pm »

Wow. Another 1+1? Really?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5282 on: May 25, 2013, 11:51:10 pm »

words and stuff, then walk down to the monster basement.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5283 on: May 25, 2013, 11:56:46 pm »

"Well, I'm back where I started.  Only one last place to check"

Go back to the training room and try the northern path.

Try more WORDS.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5284 on: May 27, 2013, 12:08:12 am »

Yea, I'm starting to think that insatiable bloodlust isn't the fastest way to level up here...
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5285 on: May 27, 2013, 12:36:07 am »

It is if you know the right words, know how to use them, and the luck and stats to do it properly. And knowing who and who not to pick a fight with, although if you lack said knowledge it could lead to surprises and fun times.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5286 on: May 27, 2013, 04:50:46 am »

Okay. I read up to the first page of the NEW WORLD ORDER after Null bit the dust, and said "fuck it."

Jumping in this thing with pretty much no knowledge of what's situationally going on, maybe a couple of the popular words but that's mostly it. (And by that I mean stuff like Zentol and Garstopit, not, y'know, actually situationally useful stuff. Prepare for science!)

CHARSHEET:

Name: Laularu the Mildly Competent
Appearance: Looks like a dweeb. Exactly non-wimpy enough to not trip over his own shoelaces and DIE, and exactly wizened enough to have the potential to cast more than DEATH TENTACLES FROM BEYOND TIME AND SPACE, but clearly not showing the particular brand of confidence that comes from murdering people repeatedly with black holes. Probably meat for farming, but, we'll see :P

STRENGTH = 1
SPEED = 3
DEXTERITY = 2
AWARENESS = 2
CHANNELING = 2

zeroes to other things obv. Pseudo-almost-balanced dodge-based science conduit engage!

Until I get access to things other than garstopit, of course. Then.... prepare yourselves.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5287 on: May 27, 2013, 05:07:24 am »

((I think lack of word knowledge is the least of your concerns considering you have zero potency and thus a natural -1 to magic use.))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5288 on: May 27, 2013, 05:20:51 am »

Also your better off not taking any twos in your starting stats, aside from channeling of course.
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5289 on: May 27, 2013, 09:55:04 am »

Awareness is seldom used, move one point from that to potency to avoid dieing every second turn.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5290 on: May 27, 2013, 10:10:48 am »

Yeah, with the -1 to potency you have a 33%  chance of hurting yourself every time you cast a spell.  As Miauw said, awareness isn't useful for the majority of things.  I don't think I've rolled it once, and I've been in the game since awareness became a stat.

And it seems you think Zentol still means "open rift to lovecraft".  It still does that, but it'll rip your body apart and replace limbs instead.  Or kill enemies without giving you a soul.  And if you overuse it, you die with no respawn.  So it's an emergency "sell-your-soul" word now.

...Know what?  I'll even give you a freebie spell.  "Shaazeshelial Zzers Harialltontal" will give you a +1 bonus to strength and speed rolls.

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Since Piecewise bas been updating irregularly, I'll save you some time.  He'd just describe the first room to you, then let you choose what to do.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5291 on: May 27, 2013, 11:25:40 am »

Suppose I'll pitch in and give what was told about the deities to me by Mr. Lich, not like it wasn't figured out already though.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5292 on: May 27, 2013, 12:00:01 pm »

Remind me, how do we convert?

And has anyone tried to help the woman?
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5293 on: May 27, 2013, 12:08:44 pm »

Just make a covenant at their shrine. I've learned what happens if you try to go from one deity to another though, wouldn't recommend it unless you really want the other deity.

The chick is a part of the alter, not sure if she can be helped. You could try though.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension
« Reply #5294 on: May 27, 2013, 06:20:48 pm »

I've been meaning to ask the monk something, but didn't ask before I signed on with Shubby. "Are there more gods than the eight to which there are shrines in this temple, and besides the Other who's avatar we seek to destroy? How might we reach them and devote ourselves to their cause?"
If someone who hasn't signed up for a god yet wants to ask this for me, or for themselves, then someone can try doing that.
I'm sure it would have to do with the altar word/rune; If the monk says anything about other gods, that's another multi-person rune project to work on.
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