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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1012858 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4125 on: April 15, 2013, 01:31:27 pm »

Point to Awareness, eliminating weakness.

Right, lets see if I can't make every organic being shit itself at the site of me.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4126 on: April 15, 2013, 01:34:18 pm »

"~Damn-you-spelling-mistakes! Damn-you-thought-to-speech-processing-quality-assurance!~"

Ooh, do that again!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4127 on: April 15, 2013, 01:55:56 pm »

"Ahhh the sea. So mysterious."

Make my way into the raider camp.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4128 on: April 15, 2013, 03:10:50 pm »

FUCK YES BEAR RAMPAGE

Go on a murderous rampage. Attack nearest character. Head to the Tavern.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4129 on: April 15, 2013, 04:27:40 pm »

((What? I didn't even get a pot roll?  Or was that a malformed spell? If it's not that then does it have something to do with the sword I picked up?))

Oh... maybe this guy can tell me stuff and about that door under the church. "Hello there mister... not crazy loony guy like the other two non-mages I've met... well the few i seen are pretty crazy too... but not in the same way. Though one did burn off my hair and eyebrows in an attempt to murder me... asshole. So I consider him pretty loony too. Ah but I didn't kill anyone yet... well I pinned one to the ground so he won't kill me and another I knocked out cold with a rock. Your not crazy like them right? I hope not, it'd be a pain in the ass if you was. Though..."

Ramble on while eventually get the rundown about souls and stuff, get a soul jar thingy from him, ask what he has in exchange for 1 magic soul, ask about the sword i found on the dead guy in hopes he might happen to know anything about it, and lastly ask about the door with the rune on it that's under the church.

If the barkeep doesn't mind, turn a chair into silver with, "Dorbaelo Hacal"
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4130 on: April 15, 2013, 04:45:49 pm »

Head deeper into the forest, but do not go the same way as Angle.
((Aww, come on, I want another soul too. :-\))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4131 on: April 15, 2013, 04:59:57 pm »

"Is tha'... a ship? Tha' kin fly? All for me? I love this town."

Begin clearly the squatters from my ship. One blast of fire, bolt of arc lightning, and pneumatic hammer blow at a time. WORDS.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4132 on: April 15, 2013, 05:11:56 pm »

"Huh? Whot am I doin' heah?"

Determine if I can carve circles in the floor with my hand-scythe thing. If so, carve the word "Elbereth" in the ground. Because why not.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4133 on: April 15, 2013, 05:41:39 pm »

Doctor Octogonapus - Team Bismuth - Village Homes

((^^ You should go kick a sink next.))

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4134 on: April 15, 2013, 05:43:52 pm »

[Fair enough. Our plan currently then would be to finish the fight with the sea monster, hopefully ending in our favor, then skimming along the coast lands instead of the actual sea. This way we can still go by the map, but we still have chances of coming upon a ship, or port cities, or possibly the occasional sea monster. As a note: Later however, we plan on coming back to the sea and seeing what there is to see when we're stronger and have more resources available, although I guess that's a given. As well as a whole bunch of other places, we're currently trying to cook up a few ideas on how to get to seemingly inhospitable, hard to reach places.]
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4135 on: April 15, 2013, 05:45:58 pm »

I still keep "Kelio Chall-thel Conth" readied for when the creature surfaces.

"You know, I've had a thought. While there'll probably be ships out there somewhere, we don't actually know the route they'll take. However if we go along the coast, we're bound to find a port with ships to rob. Once this thing is dead of course."

((Ninja'd))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4136 on: April 15, 2013, 05:48:54 pm »

Previous action still doing.

"Hm... You know, that makes a lot of sense. The ocean's a big place, we could wind up sailing it for days, months even maybe without a clue about the trade routes or where even the trade winds blow. Hm... Yeah, the coast line would be a much better place to go about it. We could probably even find a manifest or a map on trade routes in a port town, or other on a ship!"

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4137 on: April 15, 2013, 05:57:25 pm »

Hey, Uh do you think you could make a crystal control staff for me angle? For I am apparently completely incompetent at killing things. XD
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4138 on: April 15, 2013, 06:14:19 pm »

Ok, not going to fight a manifestation of the being that controls my magic. Bad, bad BAD idea.
Politely thank the monks for their time. Go down to the village, and look around for anything interesting. Say, monsters, odd items, shiny stuff, you get the idea. Say Shaontrod Zorhalth. Aim it away from anything, unless I find a monster, then aim it at that.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4139 on: April 15, 2013, 06:29:12 pm »

Hey, Uh do you think you could make a crystal control staff for me angle? For I am apparently completely incompetent at killing things. XD

I have no magic stats now, so no not really. You'll have to ask somebody else.
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