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Author Topic: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:Derm has entered the Booze Dimension  (Read 1010017 times)

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4095 on: April 13, 2013, 06:01:38 pm »

Ahah... hah... I think I'm ready to join.
As I said, BIG archive to read. I think I know what about 70 words do, though.

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On spawn, look around. Look at book in hand, and open it up. After reading some of it get out of the room to get some air.
"O-oh, OK. No idea where I am or why, strange book with lots of strange words covered in notes that aren't mine, and surrounded by dead guys. Not going to panic, not going to panic..."
Milo's book is filled with notes; Most of them overlap each other and get in each others way, and many of them even overlap with the magic words. However, the magic words remain clear enough to read and make out, if some of them are obscured or even deliberately scratched out by the many people who no doubt made these notes.

((Might want to make a slight update to the OP, PW. The fact that there's still a wait list on it is probably why some people are saying "waitlisting" when joining; Also, most of the current players list is outdated, too. Maybe just replace them with "see most recent update"?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4096 on: April 13, 2013, 06:08:23 pm »

Will my fungus missiles to launch into the enraged locals, then if any hit, Will them to consume them alive. Then Will my armor to grow those muscles and become fungus PowerArmor.

Alternatively, if the locals are already dead, chat with these other people and wander into the forest to look for trouble.


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« Last Edit: April 13, 2013, 08:57:52 pm by Angle »
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4097 on: April 13, 2013, 06:16:57 pm »

Doctor Octogonapus - Team Bismuth - Village homes

I'm pretty sure I sent you a PM. I can see it in my sent folder. Oh well, maybe the forum ate it and it never arrived. Sent it again.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4098 on: April 13, 2013, 06:31:08 pm »

Gouge his eyes out, and try to reach his brain while doing so.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4099 on: April 13, 2013, 06:45:59 pm »

"HAHAHA! Would you look at that thing! Higher Sparky, forward and upward! Faster! Get ready for possible evasive maneuvers! I want to get a look at that thing from above without it catching us! Its huge!" Glassco was grinning rather manically underneath his mask, his mask hiding his rather disturbingly excited face. "Look at the lights on its body! It must need those to see in the dark waters! Its huge!" He states again for emphasis, giving another laugh. "Captain John! Ready the artillery! Lets bring it down when it appears! Fire when ya see the light of its nodules! Hah, if only I could control more than just Sparky, imagine if I could control that thing! A true serpent of the sea, no fairy tale but real!" Glassco also attempts to mentally see if he can figure out all Sparky can do if he can, and it doesn't interfere with the much more important action.

[Hah, a real challenge to fight! No peasant with a pitchfork, no spirit from a corpse, no men with axes, blades, or knives, such are easy to fight. Now this though, this will be fun no matter the outcome. Time to put those 'doomsday' spells to the test!]

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4100 on: April 13, 2013, 06:48:50 pm »

Hmmh. Ok then. Did I just make poor mans antimatter?
Go see this lich guy, ask him if there are some monsters around that should be killed, and that they know the location of. Say Cainthalsaz Contallthelthel.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4101 on: April 13, 2013, 07:21:43 pm »

Try more runes!
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4102 on: April 13, 2013, 07:51:11 pm »

Ugh... i should really start specifying to cast shit if i would otherwise sit around doing nothing...

Shoot the golem with my arcane crossbow then follow up with words as necessary, if its still alive afterwards have Mr big disarm it after handing me the split sword.
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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4103 on: April 13, 2013, 08:21:49 pm »

Try to turn the bandit into mush by repeatedly bashing the crap outta him with my quarterstaff
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4104 on: April 13, 2013, 08:22:07 pm »

"GAHH This is getting ridiculous"
Use sword on captain also say "Zzeralleth Shael"
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4105 on: April 13, 2013, 08:38:24 pm »

((Fuck I meant to use P2 words instead of P3 words.))

Ozzy just shrugs at his own incompetence moves on to new words.

Having reached an intersection he lets chance choose his new path.  Using one hand to cover his eyes, another to pat his head, and third to rub his tummy he spins in a circle with his last hand extended.   He will go wherever that hand points as long as it isn't back where he came or off a cliff.

((Do I get 2 actions since I missed last round?))
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4106 on: April 13, 2013, 09:23:51 pm »

((Kill a person? You know what, screw my self imposed rule for my character. Not killing people is real annoying.))

Hm.... maybe I'll come back here later. I'm gonna find out what's behind this door eventually, but maybe I should find out more about it first.

Take one last look around around in case I might've missed something and then head out. Go to the tavern with the barkeep guy. Unless I have to find out about it first. Then go to to the town square and look for a tavern. While I'm doing that, test out the phrase, "Xeroshal Adamenstiar"
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4107 on: April 13, 2013, 09:25:14 pm »

Pet Thrakor's head, or at least rub my necrotic flesh on something made of electricity.  There's gotta be a lightning fetus laying around or something.

Then say words, and if I roll a four or higher, head into the bandit camp with my minion and play "punch many things".

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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4108 on: April 13, 2013, 10:08:12 pm »

My bleedin' 'ead!

"I don't think that worked right!"

Words.  Again.
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Re: Perplexicon: Magic is Confusing:99 failures, one amazing success.
« Reply #4109 on: April 13, 2013, 10:18:45 pm »

I feel as though i should help thrakor with his utter incompetance but... golems to melt...
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.
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